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Box cover for Rin: DOM. I am not kidding about the text. It’s one of the most shocking, violent, “Holy Fucking Shit!!” non-hentai title I’ve ever seen since End of Evangelion. Inspiration for this piece, and the song that kept

Who knew John Cena is such a……..ah who am I kidding everyone knows! Not that I am complaining ;)

bella-sicilian: dicking-down-my-sister: I love watching my friends use my kid sister. I am not your kid sister. I am a Real Hotwife! A super hot wife toSuch a hot figure. Love those large breasts & very hot nipplesI would love to fuck u next

Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john taking that one last pre-prom photo of the gang and tweeting it. God I’m gonna miss these kids. I hope I have a grand time at promstuck. It’ll probably be my last prom ever.

bi-bry-guy: saythankyoumaster: When she realizes that I am not kidding. Gold

fireandshellamari: vvankinq: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re really not kidding I’ve never been more happy to press play.

This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.

skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.

So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while

notabled-noodle:public transport should be free for everyone forever and I am not kidding. it’s not my fault that I’m disabled and poor and need to get places

zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here See? Not my fault. I can’t help it if I am irresistible…..heehee.

ussbbw: ambersbelly: My belly last night after I finished off a whole pumpkin pie all by myself (after dinner of course) I was so full it hurt! ===== NOTE from the poster: Moments like this make me believe in mankind. I am not kidding.

kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon looks like a digimon i made as a kid X3

siryouarebeingmocked: So I saw this on another post, and looked it up, the logic was, I am not kidding, that teenage girls want attention, while boys want sex.Whether we like it or not, secondary schools are hubs of teenage sexuality. However, while

Just a PSA that an anonymous message in my tumblr ask box is not an appropriate method of contacting me for: • dates • @fourchambers patreon support • @fourchambers performing applications everyone knows that anonymous tumblr messages are

boynoizes-: i am crying i am not kidding oh my fucking god

margretqualley: i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

1995lahaine: i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

So, I am literally just sitting here drinking and studying for psyc. I feel like this is not how I am supposed to spend my Friday nights…..

yellowstonee: ti-ll: ryaninwonderland: my favorite picture on tumblr. i am not kidding when i say this if my 50th time reblogging it. Holy shit i loooove this ^^. Same

jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed

awfullydull: awesome-picz: Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day. they are working very hard and I am proud of them

not of self, but of geography.

gijinpoops: welcome to kalos you sexy motherfucker u w u Source: http://moothequackingcow.deviantart.com/art/Welcome-to-Kalos-395246461

the-toilet-whisperer: weavemunchers: i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby I really hope you’re playing sims

satan-just: I will do cute things like this. I am not kidding.

queefed: rlyjewish: queefed: You know what’s kind of beautiful? In British, you don’t really say, “butt,” you say, “bum.” I love that. bum. “In British” are you fucking kidding me no i am not fukcing kidding u,. this is tumbler.

studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see

softmonkeychains: ninjakato: haveyoueverseen-therain: ribbon-queen: if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES This is what happens to me… and I am not kidding. Kitties.

dickandcarly: I am not kidding when I say I can’t get dressed in peace! Lol - Carly xoxo

yama-z-aki: but rin when he does the eyebrow thing the best part is he’s had this habit since he was a little kid like what a nerd

odinsblog:LOL, no. I am not the bigger person. He has done some fiendishly evil shit. I hope he dies. Soon and painfully. And no, I am not “becoming the thing I hate” nor am I “being just as bad as him” … are you fucking kidding me?? At a minimum,

bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding.

lilpuppysdoghouse replied to your post: lilpuppysdoghouse replied to your post:… Yeah think so to man I’m a giant compared to you my size is 14 I am not kidding and my bros shoe size is 15 man you are short I like that hahaha

And just so that last Anon knows, I not mad in this slightest! That did make me laugh, as does the old trope. But ‘odd hairstyles’ is so confusing!!Also I’m mildly embarrassed considering they predicted, like, the next three fics I wanna post

the-rogue-of-imagination: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re not kidding

kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon

scraynes: jespresso: kumagawa: askgoryfangtell: thedukeoflions: can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh You’re on tumblr.In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You

llygoden74: I had a the realisation today that i am basically my work places version of Reg Barclay. Only not as smart… or as well liked… probably not as good looking either… Oh who am i kidding, Reg is awesome. I made these while i was bored

bitcheslovewhales: ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A SHITTY PICKUP LINE IN THEIR INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG I AM NOT KIDDING

sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see

quibbs: quibbs: quibbs: I’ve been slipping pennies into my friends pockets every time I see him for 5 full months. i’ve been waiting for him to notice and he FINALLY caught me today and he said he said the words, I am not kidding, “haha you would

squided: one time i was really drunk and my friends and i got on an elevator and as i got on i dropped my phone and I am not kidding it started to fall down the hole but it tilted just a little bit, kinda shook halfway down the hole and then popped back

5ociety: ka-ty: ryaninwonderland: my favorite picture on tumblr. i am not kidding when i say this if my 50th time reblogging it. <3 That boy though unff

ninjakato: haveyoueverseen-therain: ribbon-queen: if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES This is what happens to me… and I am not kidding.

000minimalism: i look like a mermaid tbh 🌻🌻🌻 WHY am i so slept on??? like..im so cute. gimme attention. mermaid in ur presence.

rei-matsuoka: my current status: i am not being kissed or being hugged and i find this very upsetting

the-rogue-of-imagination: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re not kidding

having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and

wolfwhittemore: it still sort of confuses me how teen wolf is known for one ship when the beauty of this show is that you can literally ship any person with any other person literally i am not kidding literally any ship is shippable

sandersstudies:I am not kidding when I say if you’re under 21, keep returning to and trying foods you dislike on your own terms. My palate changed so much during my teen years that I can name a dozen foods that were disgusting when I was a freshman

awklicious: accio-moon: moriarteacups: moriarteacups: For every person who reblogs this I will go on their blog and send them a message with one PERFECT word to fit their blog I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL (god is watching you) DO IT I AM NOT KIDDING. Every.

my-little-side: alejandriaa:lovely–sunset:lorhetaaa:just-emilys-life:ashleeeeeeeey:alejandriaa:lorhetaaa:Happiness in a single video 💕🐱 I am not kidding when i tell you i need this so much in my life i cant even put it in words Im so in loveee

What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….

omako: sherbeeee: omako: sherbeeee: I AM NOT KIDDING WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE AT ANIMEBOSTON ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SELL MY SHIT ALONG WITH VERONICA’S AND RYANS WHO IT WAS AT ARTISTS ALLEY? is that a thing at Anime Boston? I DONT FuckIN knoW? i’m getting

sherbeeee: sherbeeee: omako: sherbeeee: I AM NOT KIDDING WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE AT ANIMEBOSTON ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SELL MY SHIT ALONG WITH VERONICA’S AND RYANS WHO IT WAS AT ARTISTS ALLEY? is that a thing at Anime Boston? I DONT FuckIN knoW? i’m

Alright, before starting today’s writing i would like to point out that i am not very familiar with the DD/lg dynamic and hope that i do not offend anyone. Today’s topic: little tendencies :) i am a little kid at heart, forced to act like

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