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crowleygender:like i quite literally have never been more passionate about anything than i am about the human race’s invariable desire to tell stories and the fact that we always find a way to do it, through spoken language and written language and
slut-solutions: Hi everyone! I’m Jennifer Johnson, the dark erotica author. I’m always over here writing new stuff for everyone! Just in case you didn’t know, I am a published author with books and short stories for sale. If you like my stories
ftmforbreeding:I have this fantasy about accidentally stumbling across a glory hole.I’m in the bathroom, trying to take care of business. Anxious and distracted, like I always am in the men’s restroom, hoping no one will be able to tell I’m trans.
shadowprincess89: I’ve always been really self conscious about my body… Especially um… Down there… Today I just thought… Fuck it… If I don’t try and like myself, nobody else is going to. Deep breath… Here I am.
bluntedanimehunk: hunewm: bluntedanimehunk: internetlaureate: bluntedanimehunk: why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out.
sherlockedforwho: benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub: mystkamm: i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel: alldolleddown: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. His eyes were as
theshoutingendoflife: jaclcfrost: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing” Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
theshoutingendoflife: jaclcfrost: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing” Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
flacamaritza:100% proof that I am a grandpa gets tired everyday by 7pm complains constantly is almost always disgruntled/angered by loud noises wears grandpa sweaters (but without pants, so like… drunk grandpa)
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat I assure you all that I am indeed my icon
kayla-bird: there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
thuothoughts: overlymetaromantic: look mr greg made me cry like a child but this is also where my brain went at the line “you know rose, she always did what she wanted” and I am so sorry this is so dumb @seerof-light Look. At. Pearl.
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
lumos5000: lowsodiumfreaks: heathyr: rewrite-the-role-we-play: endiness: wat are these looks tho. like. “would you please talk to your boyfriend” “you deal with him, he’s your brother” Sam: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE MESSENGER. TALK TO YOUR
the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: serialbloggr: toburnmybrothersbones: #bitch please #dean’s like #’cas you always come when i call and i know this to be fact because i groaned out your name last night and you definitely came’ The tags I AM CRYING
alienkudzu: nopenis4me: felweed: always-returning: official court document photograph shown to the grand jury of the injuries sustained by officer darren wilson after he murdered michael brown what am i supposed to be looking at?? like what injuries?
vimhomeless: memoriesofreverie: Am a sucker for Atomic Tillie so I felt like drawing fanart crossover. I don’t think I can get tired of looking at @vimhomeless work. I always look forward to seeing them! You should really follow @vimhomeless; I love
smokerhentai: “Umm I feel like such a princess being covered in all your beautiful juice. What do you think, am I prettier with all this cum dripping off me? I’m always here to take your thick loads, do you have more for me?”
gre-sae-asy: High school makes a man out of you I CAN’T OMG although , I just had a binder and a pencil when i was younger |D i WAS ALWAYS LAID BACK LIKE A BOY—. then it ended with just a pencil . | : I am now a man… *wipes tear away*
megustamemes: I always have a hard time filling out captcha that it feels like I am getting trolled. Follow this blog for more memes and rage comics.
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
supermassiveasshole: so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place
artesstr: Dont judge. Yugioh is my jam and i am a shameless fan. I always wish they showed Atem’s mother, but she probably died giving child birth, like Marik’s mom :‘O
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
realisticbimbo: masterprofessor: sotightandshiny: slut—degradation: She is so incredible Oh Annette… How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. There are always more goals. She’s still holding onto the end, after all. Omg i am like super
blondebarbells: truestrength525: cantweall-justgetabong: vorpalsuicide: Yeah. This. “grow a pear.” am I the only one stuck on this? Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually
fuckyeahloldemort: why do americans always answer their own questions? like if they say:am i hungry as ever? yes! but will i eat? no i wontwhy do u do this?
fuckyeahloldemort: fuckyeahloldemort:If university was for free i would do like a degree in everything i always forget that university actually IS for free in some countrieswhat the fuck am i still doing here
blackjay4: nastyynova: prettyandmean: 😂😂😂 omg my commentary is hilarious to me. Am i the only one who talks like someone is actually fuckin me while im masturbating?? 😂 SPOILER ALAERT: the explosion is at the end! Always reblog 💦💦💦✨
cyanideandflowers: sex-vibess: wunked: milltits: “give her what girls like… tampons”I am so done omfg if only guys really did this Always dying whenever I see this
mexcartoon: My widowed grandpa was drunk and deep asleep. I had always the wish to know how his dick looked like so I took this chance. Maybe next time I am lucky and find him excited or caught him masturbating.
jordan-reet: Good, I’d be pretty sad if you didn’t enjoy seeing me like this. [He laughed lightly. A smile started when she kissed him, he loved the feeling of her lips.] Maybe I am.. is it working? [He asked teasingly.] I will always enjoy seeing
kelseyalexandragee: geekleetist: iceicebailey: paulsboutique: Wampug! i am in love •Geekleetist: In the name of Jesus Christ AMEN.• I’ve always wanted a pug, when I get one… he’ll dress like this everyday.
babybuttslut: My pajamas always end up like this by the time I wake up in the AM
nakedcuddles: Post-shower relaxation, I liked the lighting in my room at the time.I’m a big fan of your blog, it’s helped me gain confidence in my body and l am so thankful for that. Enjoy your day x -shotsofvenom After a shower I always end up
scaredfeminist: esquire4: you never do know wha you will find while hiking This is why I dress like I’m asking for it even when camping. Because I always am.
avrianna:I was always so self-conscious about my natural hair and letting anyone see it. I felt like no one would find me attractive or even worth getting to know…. Now I know that that is the stupidest thing! I am not my hair and anyone who can’t
areaorion: Sample431DA0812 Need a push? Strong & sexy Denise Masino has always been one of my favorite female bodybuilders and am happy to have her in the enhancement labs. An Area Orion female muscle & breast expansion morph. do like looking
bbb9b3: I am calm! When working the contamination room I always feel like the biggest attraction at the zoo.
chlorogirl: Because steel-type-jayrachi doesn’t believe I am totally emo and always have been, here’s some freshmen-sophomore year for my lovely followers. You look like someone out of an Avril Lavigne music video! 😂
captioned-vines: 1: “Why do gay girls always have to wear snapbacks or beanies?” 2: “How else am I supposed to find my people, Becky? It’s not like I can shout out in the middle of a Target that I eat pu- “
dumdolly: it’s always interesting when someone gets called a slut as an insult like..yes i am attractive and lots of people want to have sex with me oh no the horror
megabooty: I’ve always wanted to be used by a group of horny cocks… Wonder if three big cocks could fill my needs! Make me airtight like a good little slut I am!
onedirectioncutefacts: I’m at a family party and I’m reading something on my phone and I overheard my mom tell her friends how “bright” I am and how I’m always reading something and they all looked at me and my mom was like “you see? She’s
gurotrip replied to your post “okay but like oiKAWaCEST???????????????????????????”are there oikawas and iwas with which to cest tell me more. or do u mean self cesti’m all about selfcest and am 700% always here for that so yes, i mean selfcest
horcruxs: it may seem like i’m always online and that’s because i am
milkbois: im like yea i should draw iwaoi today and allbut who am i kidding i always end up drawing this dumbass
amitds: Am I the only one who feels warm and fuzzy inside whenever Naruto gets overprotective over Sakura? He’s so mad thinking that Sasuke would do something like that. I always loved the Narusaku brotp.
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18
lastoneout: jayalaw: goth-aunt: I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997 @kingofthewilderwest I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end
cfada: Nobody’s asked me for a commission of anime yet, I am surprised as they always get good amont of reblogs and likes. http://cfada.tumblr.com/commissions
i hate being cursed with bad luck! like honestly i can never enjoy what life has to offer because every single time that something good has to happen, something bad always follows it! i am not exaggerating, because for me this is my life! eff it. But
slutrobbie: slutrobbie: me being the slut that i am in my green micro mini and lime green wicked weasel thongs…… and always hungry for cock….slut robbie Please re blog as much as you like…..❤️ s/r