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function-over-form: Skyline RS-Turbo (R30) One of these did come to work today. I almost died.

Rolled my car this afternoon…I hit my head, but no concussion. Just a fat goose egg. The worst part was the laceration on my hand with some little pussy scratches sprinkled on. Three stitches in my hand later… Guess which hand? So…I

Happy Easter peeps~~! I almost forgot it was possible to have fun sometimes. Just gotta let go and step out your comfort zone to try new things. I feel envigorated!! Had a great time with mah bestie (WHO WAS IN A SICK ASS PRISON SCHOOL MAKO COSPLAY!!)

I’ll be taking a break for the next couple of days, my cat almost died today and it’s in a operating room, with two of her kittens inside her.I’ll keep you updated…

freackthehopeful: knottedodyssey: Update: it was my house, and I almost died when I walked up to my doorstep today and thought I had discovered that someone had laced our door with meth. (I go to school in the METH CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA THIS IS NOT AS

voslenonice: my friend (@bestboyonoda on twitter) got this kubo doodle at AX today and im fucking dying look at his ears. the fluffy paw. the COLLAR AND BELL

I SAW A MINHYUK LOOK A LIKE AT MCDONALDS TODAY AND JESUS I ALMOST SCREAMED HE WAS GORGEOUS IM GONNA DIE

pinkcookiedimples: I almost died today on Twitter

blackoutx28: Day 12 of 31 days of underwear. I almost forgot today lol. So tired today and exhausted I wanna die. But here is the before last jock of the jock week! Saturday will be the last day I will feel a little self conscious at the gym lol.

Okay I took the day off. My mentor made me. The really sweet special ed teacher also supported me for it. The secretaries reminded me that I’m entitled to it. I fibbed and said that a childhood friend died. They filled in some of the obvious blanks.

dear diary, today I watched an episode of a tv show and no one I liked died so that’s, you know, an improvement

Today I saw this on MTV, I almost died cuz it was related to #VampireDiaries.Fuck off.

colorfulwatcher:I almost died from giddiness at today’s episode!

depressionchangeseverything: trigger warning. today was almost as bad as the day my sister died.. fuck this.

aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

sketiana:almost died at the hands of the italian mob today

therandomninjakitty: I almost died today. We were driving downhill when we hit a bump that caused the tire to lose traction and spin out of control. The car spun in circles and would’ve flipped if we hadn’t got stuck in a sandbank. Amazingly we didn’t

andy-the-anon: scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel: Listen I know, as a white person, that we have bad taste in food but today my friend told me he eats mac and cheese with apple sauce mixed in and I almost died He w hat

oshun67:12-18-2016 is my fiances birthday. This was a stressful year for us with his health issues and almost dying while in intensive care in a coma. But we made it!!! He turns 51 today and next month I will be 50. Older Black men loving each other

aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

shegleauxn: pinkcookiedimples: I almost died today on Twitter 😂😂😂

kemoy-zang: pinkcookiedimples: I almost died today on Twitter LMFAOOOOOOO

pinkcookiedimples: I almost died today on Twitter

micdotcom: Native American activist Rexdale Henry died in police custody — and few are talking aboutIt’s been almost two weeks since Rexdale Henry died in a Mississippi jail. Today, the civil rights activist and Choctaw tribe member’s family is

carbink: ewonenaellav: timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

yeslillylillylove: irresistable-and-in-control: Today’s theme…Just things I enjoy. The first time he asked “Are you on birth control?” I almost died. When he didn’t wait for an answer before telling me that he was going to fuck me raw, filling

ladystilts: kingperk: ladystilts: I almost died from the heat today, but at least I looked cute while doing it 💁🏼 Can I like live in your arms like you are perfect Oh my gosh this is cuuuuute 😍 If it weren’t for the dog paw I wouldn’t

I almost died today too ps, we were driving and this transport truck driving towards us just started going into our lane and darfin had to swerve hard so we didn’t get crushed. I’m like 75% sure the driver was asleep or near it.

darfin made me cum for the first time ever from just sex alone and idk how it happened but I died I think

update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isn’t use to pole after three weeks and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my finger

vanilla–earl-grey:I went for a run today and almost died. I’m so out of shape. 😭

mommabec: My dog Martin died today. He was almost 16. Its a crazy feeling knowing I wont see him walking around anymore. I feel numb.

aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN

Me after almost dying today.

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