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He reads him fairytales; looks at both of them as if he’s actually living one.JM Week Day 1: Fairytale/Magic

em-muh: dog-drool: drtanner: ravenhallow: despairhero: WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. oh noooooo This

hiddlespeare: livinlavidasherloki: grammarforbreakfast: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: iamthespacecadet: I went to public school. omfg i lost it after attempt 510 omfg JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE ‘

basketcase28: timberlyyy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, :’) i actually cant stop laughing at this xD

octobersparrow: mythicgeek: This is never not funny rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens story of my life

sniisel: so what nonon actually wanted to say is

I ACTUALLY JUST NEED LIKE, A COUPLE HOURS TO CALM DOWN FUCK MY LIFE ILL RELY TO EVERYTHING WHEN IM DONE

sythirra: louchan: So, it turns out Keystone Motel is the name of an actual, existing motel in Florida.Which, unfortunately, many SU fans have already realized. And since the episode aired just ten hours ago, six negative reviews have been written for

cant-get-enough-pearl: When someone gives you a smaller than average lake but you’re taking a break from water

ilovelaica:Actually he’s a deer in a horse costume.

Okay I actually thought about this for a few minutesand the best nsfw thing I could think of for these twowas them getting together and watching shitty porn, just to laugh at the faces and “dialog”theyre so bros

omg I cant even begin to think about dirk/jake because erisolsprite and jake are too perfect

hnnngggJust thinking out loud and i know like 0.3 people will actually vaguely understand me but i was reading a haruhi suzumiya fanfic that had like 36 chapters (writing was so good btw) and over time everyone in the sos brigade started growing closer

nitashinori:That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for scienceCan you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

do you ever think about how in like 10 - 15 years we all might be married to an actual perSON like a real person like a person you can’t reblog omg how weird is that

gingerhaze: i hate dishes and dishes hate me (our apartment actually has a dishwasher but its only purpose so far is for me to keep mistaking it for the oven and trying to put pizzas into it)

wofling: biclopsdad: DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER

U guise im doing my homework. Im actually doing my homework eeee c’:

seifukoi: this actually makes me sad and i dont know why

fidelius-secrets: Actually cant wait to wear these

gayerthanthefourthofjuly: tinasus: sodomymcscurvylegs: bodyglitter: the worst song of 2016 was either 7 years, cant stop the feeling, NO, or heathens It was Closer. Heathens 7 years omg

titankoretech: star-otocinclus: cant believe this actually needs to be said but disabled people shouldn’t be paid below the minimum wage. not to sound radical or anything but disabled people should get paid more due to the fact they need to perform

vor-the-voice-of-reason: deanky: forkfuck: mi0da: name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant. In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks- So, does that make Mario

witneyhouston: i actually cant breathe

joshuamartian: vvincentprice: i’ve never really thought of any cartoon animation as highly as ren and stimpy until right now.„„„like maybe even a little bit more. god i actually cant express enough how much i love this animation oh my god its

Jaysop 3.0plot twist! its exactly the same but now with tags that actually help navigate through the seemingly unrelated chaos that is this blog. Here’s just a small portion of the tags I’ve wrangled this week.Click on any of these if you want to

spritespi:spritespi:alright i cleaned my glasses surely they will remain unsmudged for at least a few minutesby talos this cant be happening

alyciascarey: thotograph: liamhunny: zaynmalikleft: this commercial changed me as a person they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard

timetogoblackandgold: soloontherocks: “Why would you watch women’s sports, the players are terrible–”(X) No man has ever scored a midfield goal in the World Cup Finals whys it gotta be about sex, cant we just be unified in our hatred of

bemusedlybespectacled: 90sjamz: Big and Loud | From Cats Don’t Dance (1997) the best part is that her actress was twelve and her singing voice was eleven like this is an actual child being a terrifying little shit and that is amazing

I cant stop headcanoning garcia being a fan of kyary and reid picking up some of the words and saying, “Wait, this song is about eyelashes?”

My #armin #figma finally came in :’) cant wait to pose him with eren and mikasa!

flynnscifi: flynnscifi: this dio guy cant be that bad its amazing how much your opinion can change in 37 minutes

larryteam: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT DEFAULT MOVIE THEY GO TO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WATCH ONE BUT CANT THINK OF WHAT O WATCH SO THEY JUST GO WATCH THAT /ONE/

bitch-noodles: sophiaphilemon: hetaliahalloween: Hetaween 2013: Comic UpdateTranslations: hikari_kaitou || Typesetting: hetaliahalloween #WAIT A FUCKING SECOND IS THIS LEGIT #DID HIMA ACTUALLY PULL THIS Yes Yes he did I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

I AM ART STUDENT. HEAR ME CRY.: artemispanthar replied to your post: It’s actually kind of depressing...

crows wing replied to your post: shikai of the 4th world replied to you…OH i thought your avatar was mordecai from rs. i still cant unsee itI get that a lot, haha! I totally see where people get it, though, there’s a very definite resemblance

time-crisis: neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has

danascullys:canadianslut: lush employee: hello welcome to lush would you like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only ห.99 per ounce if this post didn’t have so many notes I’d scroll off but ya’ll need to find your fucking

reallyreallyreallytrying:pros of replacing friends with actual wolf pack: excellent howl opportunities, group naps less weird. cons: trash talk not as witty

tatsumiyaa: Cant make liks one mobile, but i think this is one of aobabe ‘s headcanons…? I love it god bless america.

overtherained-bow: karlfranks: fullcabs: fuck I like it when posts like this are actually true Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny” That is so wonderful.

“There’s moments like when Beverly Katz comes to visit him (Will) in the institution, and he thinks she’s actually there as his friend, and then there’s that little heartbreaking moment where he realizes that she’s just there to use him to

sherlock-hannibal: I swear this actually happened.

youcannot-tamethis-assbutt: super-secret-boyband: i actually cant rn Dear god…I love it.

neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has literally just

holdingbacktheyearsss: I CANT BREATHE

lichbeetle:Lychee Shield Bug! Scutelleridae mostly live up to the name jewel bugs and though they might look like a beetle they are literal actual bugs! Little dude is 100% true bug swag!!!

bulgewatcher504: extremeexhib: Speechless?? This dude right hea is a straight up freak!! Dayum. I actually cant stop laughing at the lady’s face!

mentaljen: revscarecrow: mentaljen: id-rather-be-doodling: real quote from the stream Actually me. Why are you like this? STOP KINKSHAMING ME.

nicktoonsunite: i cant think of a caption jsut take this

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i actually cant breathe just realized that’s a fucking treadmill & that dude sounded like an angrybird taking flight hahahha

malikunited: 1dsuperhumanss: NEW || Harry Styles is part of #teamgrimmy. Are you?! lol i actually cant wait for him to cut his hair now

ohaithereyou: i actually cant stop laughing and idk why its not that great but yeah

thatsgoodweed: dont fear it, its one of the few things that actually cant kill you

“Should I have a baby after 35?” - “No, 35 children is enough.” I LAUGHED SO HARD. i actually cant breathe help

I am actually sick to death of getting ready for the time my boyfriend is supposed to see me then an hour before getting a text saying ‘I dont think I will see you, I kind of want to see you but I also don’t’ .. ugh it sucks and hurts

can we talk about how there’s breast feeding in sims 4 and how happy it makes me pregnancy in this one is so cute, you grow slowly and actually have trimesters and take pregnancy tests and oh my gosh when your sim just stands there staring at her

update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isn’t use to pole after three weeks and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my finger

I do meme ‘cause Im actually dead inside

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