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You brought Janice to the lab to show her the results of your new project. You had finally synthesized a drug that would make her breasts grow. Your girlfriend was very open with you about wanting bigger boobs, but the idea of surgery turned her off.
You breathe when I say you can breathe. Your throat is mine and I shall do with it as I please, now shut the fuck up and suck my cock.
You let your wife fuck your best friend. She didn’t tell you she would do anal though. She never did anal with you.
You feel a tang of jealousy that another man wants to show your wife off to his friends. WTF! She’s your wife after all. What a nerve on this guy. You tell her that you don’t want to hear anymore about this guy… or his friends. Good
You had a little too much to drink at the company picnic and just wanted to take a nap. So you were happy to oblige when your boss offered to show your wife around the campgrounds. While you were enjoying your nap…
You know how when you come home you can tell that there’s someone there? Maybe it’s their perfume, maybe their soap or their shampoo or the fact that there’s a trail of women’s clothes leading to your bedroom. When I stepped in,
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With a thousand sweet kisses, I’ll cover youWhen you’re worn out and tiredWith a thousand sweet kisses, I’ll cover youWhen your heart has expiredHAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCO! <3
You knew that i wasn’t gonna be gentle with you… Didn’t you, slut?
flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b: sm0keblunts: tyleroakley: Tumblr, pack your bags… omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like #THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE is weed legal here
You’re mine… I’ll do as I wish with you. And you’ll love every minute of it.
aesonissa: Dipped chocolate pretzels and cookies arrived in the mail. A note with them. Sorry I am an ass, you are a great person. Myself a terrible friend. ~Aesonissa xanelen felonous
You are a Goddess. That boy you want? Take him. Claim him. He’s secretly waiting to be owned, desperate for it. Withing you would bring those dark fantasies into his life.And if he doesn’t recognize that yet, cage his cock until he understands.
You know, if somebody saw the relationship I had with you, they might think it’s just some filthy rich guy spoiling his daughter. If only they knew the reality. It’s as if you’re trying to get something from me by buying me things. One wonders what,
with rebecca sugar’s recent concept art of Peridot, there was a huge sigh of relief I made
You can just patiently wait until I come back to play with you, I know you’re gonna be a drippy mess by the time I’m back.
You want some cheese with that whine, Peridot?
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
dancing-through-brooklyn: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
sicklad420: sicklad420: sorta happy with my body atm i only posted this yesterday omg You are literally the best. I would go full straight for you, I’m so serious
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
You will never see me again… I don’t want you to be sad. The time we had together, we stole. I cheated fate to be with you and we shouldn’t have had that time together but we did. And I wouldn’t change it for the world. I don’t wanna say goodbye
You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate
You know how after you beat the gym your name ends up on the “certified trainers” list? I think that there should be a way to see your friends names too!! If someone is 3DS friends with you and plays Pokemon, When your friends beat that leader
This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as
branbebo: just-shower-thoughts: If you’re 7 you’ve never lived in a world with a white US president What a blessing
you promised you would never ruin it with sequels
You guys should message me what you would do to me if I was there with you 😏
disembodiedangelfeet: sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things bad relationships mental illnesses dangerous situations and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue
i’m very satisfied with these numbers.
cosmic-artsu:As you all know I was cosplaying with starsartuniverse yesterday and then we switched wigs and I’m pretty sure we accidentally created an au.
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
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You ain't a man if you have to force someone to have sex with you
pumpkintownmayor: do you have that one friend that just there is no shame especially when talking about otps and porn heck, you even just share the porn with them
dabe-strudel: what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
“You are the most beautiful girl in the world”“You’re just saying that” “No! I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or your personality” Little Miss Sunshine (2006)Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris
And then that one time you drugged me with LSD and used a giant stuffy wearing a strap on to fuck my cunny….
You're not alone you're with me
thechronicleofshe: centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE when a cat likes you, its like being elected president. when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with
dongstomper: reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you
“You think I’m gonna go out with you after you hung up on me? I don’t know what you think this—” My sentence was abruptly cut off when Ricky picked me up, forcing my legs around his waist. His Mason Margiela cologne assaulted my nostrils as
You will beg this weekend @princessmissy56 by the time I’m finished with you, you wont know how to deal without me 😈
you’re like the money to my bank account i can live without you, but things are so much better with you around
with you, for you, by you
fairyneko: lesbian-toddhoward: im going to fucking die @jugulate suffer @fairyneko I cannot believe you made me watch this with my own two eyes.
You are what you love, not who loves you
Don’t hold your breath imma not losing sleep over you i’m Mr Reckless with a capital R! <3 You me at six!
lolixprincess: cummbunny: more dorky gifs with my long hair pleASE LOVE ME but I already do
faineemae replied to your post: faineemae replied to your post: sometimes I get… omg stawp, i’m seriously a normal person with a boring life, broke college student holla aight girl, I can relate to the broke college student, but you’re
You know you’re out of shape and have bad knee problems when you can hear them crack and can feel the tendons moving strangely after barely exercising after a few days…
you know you cut the right people the fuck off from your life when they fucking crawl back to you asking to be let back into your life like hell no trash lord get outta my face just because you give a half ass apology don’t mean shit bitch
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
You want to take things slow but you just asked me to move in with you once you get your own place (which won’t be for a couple of months) BUT STILL!!!!!!!! Guys are so confusing….. -_______-
