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ultimanxxx: britainsboredhousewives: RT if this is one of the sexiest Mums you’ve ever seen and one of the cutest milf pussies to ever grace the internet She is stunning what a gorgeous babe
falloutboygirlthing: aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe: So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction the whole set
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
godsmangina: godsmangina: mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made What do you mean you don’t hide under the sheets with someone and yell woohoo
Bored of my parents stupid games of constantly being on eachothers case and then my mum coming to bitch to me after even though she’s in the wrong at least 40% of the time. It’s more unbearable now my sisters left for uni as I’m the
sosuperawesome: Mum draws the faces, daughter draws the bodies… These artists now hope to crowd fund the publishing of an awesome book! Join in here
wookology: “We are their hyungs, but I only have you as my hyung” - Heechul To me, they’re like the two pillars of SJ. Teuk is the mother of the group, like how most mums would, he would be there to comfort his members during down times and cry
anothersh0tatlife: Mum and dad brought all the essential things for my flat… I brought the cute and yummy. 😍 The cute and yummy look like essentials to me :)
probably-a-velociraptor: i-write-sins-not-poems: Mum:hey - Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair
noah-the-pumpkin-king: everythingyoulovetohate: black-to-the-bones: Protect and love black women. They are everything. They will literally die for you, they are our strength When I was in 5th grade and still played basketball my mum once made the
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg marcio
rankinqs: Okay, so I know many of you are thinking “Just doing this for the reblogs” well, No. I set myself a little goal there because I truly think I can reach that, and seeing my mum stop smoking will be the best thing ever, I hate the fact she’s
omgitsnils: goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she
ask-the-out-buck-pony:(Dusty Notes) I have your gift Bluey but you will get it later tonight when Ivory and Jazz stay at my mum and dad’s place for the night *wink*(Jazz Notes) we should say happy birthday to the mod as well(Dusty Notes) Jazz what are
hedgehog-moss:Told my mum to make sure to wear boots when she goes in the woods because I saw a viper the other day, and she said “When I was a kid I used to catch snakes, occasionally a little viper, and tie them around the doorknob of my bedroom so
bakrua: dragondicks: my mum showed me a tv show she likes where boyfriends are put in charge of organising their weddings and the girlfriends are sent away and not allowed to give input so it’ll be a surprise and like, the majority of the episodes
dirtyharry222: Mum was totally done playing Dare and she knew she had completely called my bluff. There we were at the end of the garden, her dress on the ground,“Now are you gonna keep that thing squeezed in your jeans, Honey, or does Mummy have to
itsterminallycancerous: kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after
extremehomestuckshipping: kenteehee: ♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡ The fuck does that quote meanAnd what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paperI ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: runicbasso: tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived
rapidashpatronus: kitfistovevo: “Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she
falloutboygirlthing: aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe:So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction the whole set
e-jack-ulation: Watching drag race with the family, and yara says she looks for a big dick in a boyfriend. Mum says, ‘jack, Juliette, don’t look for just size! Look for the heart! I looked for size when I was your age but look for the heart not just
leaves-in-his-hair: outdoormagic: Scent of lily of the valley by photoholic image on Flickr. When I was very little, my mum gave me a small box to put my wax crayons in; the next time I used them, I told her they smelt different. It turned out the
extremehomestuckshipping: kenteehee: ♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡ The fuck does that quote meanAnd what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paperI ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum Y'never know…
elizabethii: Princess Elizabeth with Her mum, Queen Elizabeth, the late Queen Mother, during the Royal Tour of South Africa, 1947 The Queen, wearing Princess Elizabeth’s shoes, and Princess Elizabeth, in Her stockinged feet, visit Rhodes’ grave.
vitun-iso-hauki:captain-trenchcoat:tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived
lagonegirl: 4mysquad: A Texas police officer who witnessed the Sandra Bland arrest says he has evidence of wrongdoing in the racially charged case, but top county officials threatened him, saying he would lose his job if he didn’t stay mum. The Prairie
subguy88: Daddy and son playing when mum is out! myhiddengayside: My Hidden Gay Side Hot “son” rides “dad” wearing a robe on the couch. The video ends with a nice cum shot into the boy’s* ass. very hot video. *( boy=18-28)
vegkid: lovingevenwhenbroken: moniquill: laughingstation: this is the best use of that gif. You win all the awards for appropriate reaction giffing. i showed this to my mum. She has lost her sanity and won’t be back until next week. the gif.
lzbth: lzbth: it’s raining really heavily so i just put my coat under the shower for a minute and hung it up on the radiator so mum will think i went to college and possibly even feel bad about me being out in the rain and make me a cup of tea
terrortier: martian—freeman: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers: till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country
copperbadge: not-in-front-of-the-klingons: trekupmysleeve: trekupmysleeve: How do people join the Star Trek fandom? They cling on My mum literally did the worf hand slap when I told her this joke.
tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL, MUM. I’d be happy with a mom like that. I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to
I feel like the devil…The girls I’m babysitting are both crying and hugging each other in the other room cause their mum told them no dessert or iPads on weeknights 😭😭😭
cakedupandfakedup: no seriously how do people meet celebrities randomly in the street I can’t even find my mum in the supermarket half the time never mind someone famous
gerroddeguzman: dizz-ee: My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart happens to me all the time thought i was the only one
disposable-y0uth: mum just asked if I wanted to talk about the scarring on my thighs. i just looked up at her with red eyes, muttered “i drink vodka straight out the bottle because I can’t handle the problems people call life”, then retreated to
femalesupremacyartanddrawings: disciplined223: “Make him take his top off Mum, he will look even more pathetic naked. And make him spreads his legs right out to the table legs so we can see what a little boy he really is. Oh dear then the end of the
girlsblownaway: addicted2implants: bigngross: My my my.. I’d get the one on the left to cum all over my cock. Are they sisters? Are they mum and daughter? Could be either, conceivably. Either way, it’s not good for the younger.
sojinyura-deactivated20150902: I really like Harry Styles: the way he treats women.A lot of the time, the way it’s portrayed is that I only see women in a sexual way. But I grew up with just my mum and sister, so I respect women a lot.
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers: till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL, MUM. I’d be happy with a mom like that. I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed
amy494walker: Rose: I’ve had a life with you for nineteen years. But then I met the Doctor and… all the things I’ve seen him do for me. For you. For all of us. For the whole… stupid planet and every planet out there. He does it alone, mum.But
arrestingmyselfinthetardis: the-stark-knight-rises: the-stark-knight-rises: my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to
tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get
thebadwolf: I was really shy as a kid, but my mum always used to take me to the theatre and I loved it – everyone sitting in a dark room and having the same experience, going on the same journey, and things that weren’t normally said in every day
