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kinky-gal: These are two of my mum’s biggest toys, the wine bottle is not just there to give an idea of scale but also because my mum thoroughly enjoyed fucking my pussy with it while she was waiting for the roast beef to finish cooking.
hermesklepto: lustandbetrayal: Your mum just climbed out of the shower to answer the door. To her joy, Jake was there. Not so much joy for you, as Jake was your bully and has been for years now. He managed to win your mum over with his good looks and
You saw a shirt for . You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed โ from your mum and โ from your dad = 贄. You bought the shirt, and had ū change. You gave your dad ũ and your mum ũ and kept the other ũ for yourself. Now you owe your mum
jjcurley: clerkenwellkid69: This year’s birthday present from Mum was the best. Once you’ve broken the ice, you’ll find your mum will be doing this more often….
phoebes:Please, seriously, take a minute to hear my mum’s sob story.My mum was diagnosed with stage two breast cancer eight months ago now. And even when the cancer was spreading and the future looked horrible, I resisted making one of these posts because
badson4mom: When my dad told me I had to be the man of the house when him & mum divorced, I made sure I lived up to it and mum had no complaints.
isolated-hearts: My family and I went to dinner at The Olive Garden. When we began to look over the menu I heard my mum say, “Mum, see anything you like?” to which my 93 year old grandmother replies “Yeah, he just walked pass.”
trap3z3: Me: Mum can I help stuff the turkey? Mum: And here I thought you were the one that likes to get stuffed My bottoming ass:
zholtaniusar: Couple of mums being serious and stuff.On the left is Ganondorf’s mum and to the right is Zelda’s mum.…Why did I even make an art blog?
imaginarymuffin: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and My mum
josskuhh: Happy Birthday John Boyega! Born: March 17, 1992 My dad is a minister and my mum is a worker with the less fortunate and the disabled. They’re Nigerian natives. Their first language is Yoruba, and their second language is English. My mum
kaynibbler16: I really need a fic where Rose is traveling with the Doctor and Donna and Martha when they meet Jenny and Jenny imprints onto Rose like a baby duckling. “Mum? Mum, where are we going? Are we going on an adventure, mum?” And
momlover-1981: Arriving back from the family xmas party we couldn’t keep our hands off of each other and when we got to mums room I threw her on the bed and stripped while she watched. mum was the best fuck ever
pizza: mum just called to tell me she was showing people through a rental house today and there was a girl there with her parents who is in year 8 and somehow they were talking about tumblr and mum said ‘i’m pizza’s mum’ and the girl freaked
princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and My mum is the best
dear-faustus: charliexxx: distinctmemory: charliexxx: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: WHY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER. It’s almost as bad as mum season. What the fuck is a mum? OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY
xxx-tubess:#teen #bigtits #blowjob #xxxtube http://xxx-tubess.info hi mums not here today so before you start on the garden you can start on me like you do my mum,then when you finished the garden you can do me again before you go
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,
xcrashqueen: yknow what’s honestly fucking weird?my mum is complaining about my or other girls “indecent clothes” claiming “this is not what feminism was about in the 70s”in turn, in the 70s, when my mum was young, my grandma would complain
xcrashqueen: yknow what’s honestly fucking weird? my mum is complaining about my or other girls “indecent clothes” claiming “this is not what feminism was about in the 70s” in turn, in the 70s, when my mum was young, my grandma would complain
lezkingdom: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and My mum is
d0nn0: When i was 11 i loved top gear so much and i wanted to be a commentator, so i got a camera and recorded me talking about my mums car. I ended up crashing the car into the garage door and thats the story of how my mum hates me driving her car
titansdaughter: “One day, I wanted to make my mum a perfume myself. So I went outside to pick all the roses in the garden and then crushed them in a bowl, adding water and everything I could find. I brought it to her saying, “Hey, mum, I made this
incestuousideas: My mum and I went for a walk in the countryside this afternoon with a friend of hers from work and his wife. I think Mum might have fucked him, but she says she hasn’t. Not yet, anyway lol. Mum was wearing a nice summery dress
incestuousideas: Son’s POV: I finally fucked my mum the other day. My brother was over from the US for a few days and my Mum and I went down to see him. Nobody else could come because it was short notice and they couldn’t get time off work so
emouslim: rahilugh: for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the hell,
nerd-do-well: nerd-do-well: my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer… brb i’m going to go look in the freezer MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
realisenothing: I’m going out mum “Where you off to Darren?” I’m going down the mating hut mum. Going to pass on my genes “Well don’t mate with anyone who doesn’t want to mate with you!” Of course mum. Bye
tardis221b: today in the refrigerated part of the supermarket this kid went ‘mum i’m freezing’ and without missing a beat the mother said ‘hello freezing i’m mum’. mothers are doing it too. parents are evolving. nobody is safe.
mattsdebate: my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not
noangelsinthegarrison: My mum: Oh well done girls you finished the Christmas tree! My mum: It’s great! Let me just take a pi - wait. Is that … My mum: Oh for heaven’s sake. My mum: *sigh* I should have seen this coming.
cadennce: mattsdebate: my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the
taboosparky1: My mum in the bathroom getting ready. I was desperate for a pee, mum said she didn’t mind if I came in. I love my mums huge nipples
baltimoreboner: me: *gets a headache* mum: it’s the computer me: *is depressed* mum: the computer makes you like that me: *breaks arm* mum: i bet the computer did it me: *falls down stairs* mum: the computer pushed you didn’t it
finnwithacutegrin: troylersworld: troyesivan: So JacksGap was in a KFC commercial in the UK. I watched it and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT because the lady who plays his mum in the commercial, plays my mum in my movie SPUD (and obviously Spud 2, too)! We have
iheartahorse: cadennce: mattsdebate: my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful
pure-incest-family: “Mum. Mum. Where are you?”“I’m in my bedroom. What do you want?”“I was wondering if I could borrow the car later.”“You’ll have to speak up I can’t hear you properly.”“I said can I borrow….. Whoa mum, you
ssnoot: mattsdebate: my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world,
deadcuteboy: mum: okay guys, family phot- instagramer: MUM THE SELFIE LIGHTING IS NOT RIGHT, WE HAVE TO BE FACING THE DIRECTION OF WHICH THE LIGHT IS COMING FROM TO HIDE ALL OF OUR FACIAL FLAWS
