im the mum
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the awkward moment when you really want to ask your mum and dad for something
the-truth-you-know-is-all-a-lie: mum is hxc
The type of girl you old take home to mum, if you could trust our dad not to slip her one
baltimoreboner: me: *gets a headache* mum: it’s the computer me: *is depressed* mum: the computer makes you like that me: *breaks arm* mum: i bet the computer did it me: *falls down stairs* mum: the computer pushed you didn’t it
mum-feather: iridescentgreen: eyeshadow2600fm: Just more confirmation that I need Wolfenstein 2 lol Maybe I’ll sell 60 dollars worth of digital albums on the 31st >.> Seriously, the fact that Wolfenstein is now Big Feminism is laughable.
the-ponyscope: Aries: I… I might have overreacted a bit. Ponies tend to say I have a tendancy to. The fire’s just for dramatic effect though! I didn’t burn down my house. I love my mum! I totally don’t play with my dragon toy anymore… Ahem.
The Chains that Bind: So yeah today me and my sister were waiting for my mum to get back...
the-fault-in-my-brain: lnnea: ricesandaloo: lnnea: My mum uses a picture of me as her bookmark you’re like fucking 12 gtfo of tumblr son I don’t know if you know this but parents sometimes take pictures of their kids when their young and keep
Mum, during the 1980s
mums the word
mum you will never be left on the scrap heap with a body like that,you just need to get out a bit more,so for now i would love to have the honours and take you over the bonnet of that car to prove how hot you look
mum the vending machine
mums not here today so when you have done cleaning the pool i will be over there come and help yourself
the-c-h-u-b-b-y: http://the-c-h-u-b-b-y.tumblr.com/ come here mum and dad are out for the evening and i want some of your cock bro
mum having my fella in her pussy while showing me the pleasures of having my pussy licked by a female
mum sucking me on the beach
Mum cat is always on the lookout for her baby kitty.
the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m
The fact he was sitting in between his sister and mum on the biggest night of his career just makes me wanna go sit in a corner and cry happy tears.
the-modern-female: Sit like a good girl!Sadly Tumblr requires me to censor this image. You can see this post (and all others) uncensored on Bdsmlr and Pillowfort.My mum was always so anal about me crossing my legs when i sat down. Especially since
the-ankh-is-life:pinkhairandbubblegum: I like this because it remind me of me. It’s been six years now since I moved away from home and no matter what I still cry cause I want my Mum to fix everything when I’m sick or stressed. It’s okay to be
the-absolute-funniest-posts: rosutomemori: somethingwithrainandbows: This is funnier than it should be. I am actually LOLing like a mad thing. And my cat is giving me funny looks, like, “Mum, have you finally gone insane?” This post has been
the-vegas-video: jzul: have you ever seen a bear with no fur now you have i showed my mum and she said “he looks a bit bare” AND WE’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR THE PAST 204839 YEARS.
mums the werd
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mum: why are you doing that?me: because a band do itmum: if a band jumped off a cli-me: yes Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mtvgeneration: my mum drove into a car yesterday and made me write a note to stick on the windscreen… i only had sensitive ryan gosling paper This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
Mum draws the faces, daughter draws the bodies.. Lovely blog post about collaborative art here Mica Angela Hendricks [website | facebook | society6] [h/t: sosuperawesome]
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ninonisanoctopus: I completely forgot to post it but my mum finished my Lady Rainicorn scarf some days ago ! The result is simply awesome and I love it, thanks mum ♥
Mum, you’re embarrassing me! These cute meerkats were caught ‘kissing’ by a delighted onlooker at a zoo in Gelsenkirchen, Germany. But in actual fact, it’s good old mum trying get sand out of the mischievous youngster’s nose. god, i love animals.
profondacomeloceano: stringimifraletuebraccia: volevosolochemiabbracciassi: ssfenty: richgirlz: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came
cuatrocientos-mil-cuentos: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything te amo mamita;c <3 Sí. Te amo madre.
the-english-bounder:“You know, sis. I think this pic for your 21st birthday is my favourite. What do you think Mum and Dad will say?”
painwithoutinjury:i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only…. Okay but fr.
Mum-“ I’m not buying groceries until you finish the food in the fridge make your food with what you can” ok challenge accepted! Beef salad with Japanese sesame dressing and a soft boiled egg #instafood #healthy
bathemeinsprinkles: gravity-chan: bathemeinsprinkles: erelah-tabbris: supernatural-who-lock: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: bangtidyniall: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A
“You look like a couple in this picture” - First thing my mum said when she saw this picture. Not gonna lie it made me smile <3 29th June 2010
The Barbie doll cake my mum made for a friend of hers. It’s amazing, the picture doesn’t do it any justice what-so-ever! It’s one of the best she’s done.
dasuta: laikaworld: Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via} no not that one
babygoatsandfriends: Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)
the story of how Misha Collins texted my mum on my iPhone at AHBL 3
impressionism-art-blog: Chrysan the mums by Pierre-Auguste Renoir
the-absolute-funniest-posts: palecstasy: think we’re gonna be late for school mum This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
scottish-windsxo:Trying to love the mum bod, stretch marks n all 😬
mum is rewatching the walking dead (dont ask me why i dont know why anyone would want to relive that anxiety) and she had forgotten that glenn dies and she actually got MAD at me for mentioning it and i was like. WE WATCHED THIS TOGETHER WHEN IT AIRED
bluemavor: “I’m a bit of a feminist and I carry a machete! (Laughs) I try to be a strong female. I think it’s important. My mum is my idol in life. She’s a very strong woman. I think it’s important for women to be strong and intelligent
The dirty fantasies of a frustrated mum