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actionbuddy: panoptick: Predicament of a ‘shooter’: I’m staying in my parents’ guest room over Christmas. Had to unload and put out my boxers to catch the cum; but rather than neatly cumming into the boxers I managed to unload all over mum’s
aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe:So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction
leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look
earthspiritlove: Me and my brother like to fit in a quick fuck wherever we are… this occasion mum and dad are just over the road doing the shopping 😘 Love this, I just blew a big load watching this video 😘😘
jinkxalicious: my mum started shouting at me for wearing makeup and she kept calling me a faggot so I just started taking selfies in front of her lmao sorry for bein the prettiest boy in the world
succubitch94: hentai-ass: littlekittvn: bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
stormbornvalkyrie: “I didn’t even tell my mum about the first auditions, but by the final audition in London, I said to myself, ‘I’ll die if I don’t get this part. I just know Sansa too well. I can’t not get it.” — Sophie Turner
radioirwin:i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
bumsrmytning: Look honey this is what a married mums pussy looks like filled to the brim with an eighteen year olds copious load of cum.. He fucked me for hours I thought he would never stop… The sheer force of his cum as it blasted deep inside pussy
earthspiritlove: Me and my brother like to fit in a quick fuck wherever we are… this occasion mum and dad are just over the road doing the shopping 😘
aislinginwonderland: i hate how i don’t feel one bit christmassy. -_- what is wrong with me?! i woke up at seven this morning and cleaned the house, clearly i have no life. mum is gone to tesco to do the christmas food shopping.i was going to go with
startplaysmile:My mum washed all the dogs toys. And now he wont come in the house without them.
emptying-your-mind: I’m forever a girl with big hips and a small waist. My mum says she would pay for me to have plastic surgery in the future to make my hips smaller so my body looks ‘more in-proportion’ but I don’t know I kind of love the difference.
uk-milfs-posts: Reblog if you want to suck on this UK Milf’s big tits as you fuck her in the back of the car CLICK HERE to meet and fuck horny UK Milfs and desperate Single Mums like her on ‘Meet Milfs UK’
volvo62: fatnoldlingerie: Senior Singles - the best 100% free club for meeting the senior citizen, old folks and other half for friendship, companionship and marriage. Looks like I’m fuking my mum inlaw again tonight 😜
biczozb: @diane_bbg for the ladies over 40 asking me if they can still do the guide…. YES, of course you can! I know there are a lot of 16-30 year olds on my page, but you’d actually be surprised at how many older MUMS ,and even grandmas, do my guide!!
ofdarklands: bluedoctorwho: I just got back from seeing Les Mis for the second time and I was sad for like no reason at all then my mum said I had mail from the safe school I’d applied to and I opened it and I got in I’m going to college I’m happy
“I like to take care of the cast. Everyone keeps calling me the Jewish mum, because I keep trying to feed everyone (…) I’m loaded like a pack horse full of treats every day, but I think they’re appreciated, you know? It’s nice to do stuff
chamberofweasleys-blog: it’s like my dear old mum always says: ‘don’t chase the quaffle if you see the snitch.’ (X)(print available HERE)
assholecliffxrd: my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
noangelsinthegarrison: So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight
sassygaymalec: kaciart: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and
maraudder: harry potter meme | ten characters [3/10] -Luna Lovegood ↳ "Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.“
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
i-need-the-pie-bitch: i-need-the-pie-bitch: my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
officialstopandshop: lickingdrakesass13: wingedmusic: My Mum tried to capture what we thought would be a lovely moment between our cats. I’m the brown cat I’m the punches
yourlittlelungs: earlier i was in a second hand store and this girl (who was blatantly going through the seventh grade emo stage) found infinity on high and she did that thing where you put it at the back so only you can find it and she called her mum
ericandy: Did I ever mention the time when I walked into the kitchen and saw my mum cooking and i noticed she was making alot more food than she usually does and when I asked her about it she said “SATAN IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER” and i laughed up
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: thedisreputableblog: riverthedetective: callmeconquistador: #APPARENTLY THAT WAS HIS MUM I heard that the reason they made her put her hands like that was a Timelord form of disgrace. And that she was stuck in that
v0lus: ive probably told this story before but when my mum n dad were in the navy they had a mutual friend called jonathan stains but it was the navy so his name was seaman stains. he also got reprimanded a lot. one time it was for getting a tattoo along
bustnuttington: i told my mum i was going on anti depressants on the phone and she literally started crying and said its all her fault for me being ill and that medication would make me a robot… and thats why i couldnt get MI help throughout the entire
bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s
livingstartstoday: bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t
tamarhope: So my phone is being fixed at the moooo, so I’m on my mum’s iPad and she has loads of old photos of me on here! Looking through these is making me excited for autumn, and mother and daughter photo shoots in the leaves 😅🍃🍂🍃🍂🍃
lioness-in-the-rain: Pretty sure when my mum said to put warm socks on when it gets cold out, this is what she meant…version without my arms in the way here 👈😉Tumblr // Instagram // Private Blog
classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed
alphabitches:My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
bakrua: wordsbeenspoken: bakrua: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kura, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
its-all-about-the-toes: cutecutecutetoes:Mum made me go to the co-op whilst my nails were still drying so I had to wear my cute flip-flops :) Heather
assbutt-in-the-garrison: so my mum’s having me make a wish list on amazon right, and lo and behold what I come across: And that’s not the only one being sold, yall lookie here: Does Jensen know about these fridge magnets?! I can’t breathe.
durrymuncher: What if you start going out with a dude and you take his shirt off for the first time and he has a love heart tattoo with the name Edna written across it so you say oh is that your mum and he says “well if I’m gonna be honest with you,
godsmangina: mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made
bellefrnch-deactivated20140412: “I like to take care of the cast. Everyone keeps calling me the Jewish mum, because I keep trying to feed everyone (…) I’m loaded like a pack horse full of treats every day, but I think they’re appreciated,
stormbornvalkyrie:“I didn’t even tell my mum about the first auditions, but by the final audition in London, I said to myself, ‘I’ll die if I don’t get this part. I just know Sansa too well. I can’t not get it.” — Sophie Turner
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
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