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thevegancart: (Via: http://instagram.com) KITCHEN ADVENTURES: I had so much fun tonight making dinner for my mums birthday. Handmade VEGAN, GLUTEN FREE gnocchi with a light tomato sauce, I added the cherry tomatoes and basil at the end to really lift
papabay: id like to think the story behind this is that the three of them were squabbling at base, and to make it up to dad and dad and mum they decided to go get a professional photo of themselves together in town as a gift
bonerfart:i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
yummum109: Get your tits out for my followers No. 4 : Joeys big titted Mum “HEY…….Joeys Mom!…get ya tits out, get ya tits out, get ya tits out for my followers, get ur tits for the best followers in the world!” hehe
leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look
sosuperawesome: Mum draws the faces, daughter draws the bodies.. Lovely blog post about collaborative art here Their print shop here
exxxposedlads: str8friendsexposed: The picture of the str8guy I was speaking about 🔞©str8friendsexposed Reblog for video Mum would be so proud!
two-men-one-angel: hiddleswiggles: ohmalley-thealliecat: artelini: A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race. when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought
theheartroad: leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over
fuckyeahtattoos: I tattooed this today. The customer wanted “mum” in place of where “job” was on the original Mucha painting.
oldfilmsflicker: Marcus: I was only trying to feed it.Will: What’s that floating in the water next to it? Is that…is that your mum’s bread? Bloody hell, Marcus, you didn’t have to throw the whole loaf; that would have killed me. Movie Quote
waltzingbrunhilde: qedavathegrey: This is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen. Tfw you have the most fun because your mum is like an indoors professional jungle-gym.
aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe:So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction
sparklingcleanlies: jinkxalicious: jinkxalicious: my mum started shouting at me for wearing makeup and she kept calling me a faggot so I just started taking selfies in front of her lmao sorry for bein the prettiest boy in the world Thank u for all
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
lapfoxs: wordsbeenspoken: lapfoxs: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
bukowskunt: i hate small talk tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s
hopemymomfindsthis: pure-incest-family: As he was lying on the bed slowly jerking his cock the door swung open wide. His mum was stood there without a stitch of clothes on. “I know what you are doing son. How about I give you something to jerk over.”
pure-incest-family: As soon as her mum leaves the house, Beth knows her place. Her dad gets the collar and lead to fully make her understand that he’s in charge.
pure-incest-family: When you walk into the bedroom and see your mum sprawled out, naked on the bed. It’s only natural to get sexually excited. Well at least that’s what her son tells himself.
toppestofallthekeks: My mum says that she hates me using her as just some sexual object - but if she doesn’t want that then why the hell did she get these fake tits? And why does she plaster on make-up when it’s only us in the house all day?
love-the-family: It was my birthday today and I was quite excited. Mum and dad always surprise me with cake and cool gifts when I get home from school. But not today. Met my father in the door.- Hey Jake!- Hey Dad! No cake?- No, your gift is upstairs,
momlover-1981:Me and mum sneaked away from the family reunion and she rode the life out of me
earthspiritlove: Me and my brother like to fit in a quick fuck wherever we are… this occasion mum and dad are just over the road doing the shopping 😘
aqua-rius: rebelledd: electric-wish: t0-wonderland: canwe69: How the fuck can somebody not reblog this? Loveee you mom my mummy is the greatest person i think i’ll ever know my mom is gorgeous ok *mummy my mum is amazing <3
ladylondonthecorgi: “Mum, video games are dumb. Let’s play fetch.” I had all the tennis balls hidden so that she wouldn’t bother me with fetch. She sniffed one out from under the bed.
jasperislington: Many of you know Io the Corgi and his amazing Corgis Begging for Stuff. This is my homage to Io. Mum was making green beans and I went to investigate. This is the result. At this point I would like to address Io directly. Io… HOW
mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’. Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder
sumrlybadusername: the Square Mum and the sweety angel baby child
ass-tronomer: ass-tronomer: Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the
radioirwin:i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
ifoundkylo: when your mum comes home and you didn’t get the chicken out of the freezer
jinkxalicious: jinkxalicious: jinkxalicious: my mum started shouting at me for wearing makeup and she kept calling me a faggot so I just started taking selfies in front of her lmao sorry for bein the prettiest boy in the world Thank u for all of
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
big-shiny-belly: mdfolarin: that–skinnybitch: kamikazeruler: liquidglue: tfw your mum feels the need to thank the police for not killing you Smh. This is how you know police brutality is a legit epidemic. “Thank you for not killing my son, officer.“
masteroffoolhardyplans: “People have always been people” is my favourite part of anthropology People graffitid your mum jokes on the walls of Pompeii Junior monks wrote complaints into their copied manuscripts The Aborigines passed down 10,000 year
commanderfreddy: commanderfreddy: hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin” THE PUMPKIN!!!
likeburningred-deactivated20221: Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t
twistedtrouble: sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: “How long do we have?” “Mum’s not back til tonight” “And dad?” “Boy, do I have a surprise for you little bro” While the parents are away, the brothers will play!
heyskeeter: Predicament of a ‘shooter’: I’m staying in my parents’ guest room over Christmas. Had to unload and put out my boxers to catch the cum; but rather than neatly cumming into the boxers I managed to unload all over mum’s sheets…
hotboyproblems: my mum keeps coming in my room and not shutting the door so i left bread crumbs in the butter, i dont fuck around
blurryfaace-blog: @olobersyko: Did you know baby sharks eat each other inside their mums womb & the only survivor is born? The worlds kinda like a shark womb huh.
shingeki-no-scrubs: When ur standing in line trying to by your monthly girly things at the dollar store and u forget the code on ur mum’s debit card so u have to call her while people are stadning behind u in line *sweats*
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
illustrious-pavus: So… I haven’t had the nerve to come out to my grandmother and she keeps buying me these really pretty bras and calling me over Skype once she hears I’ve opened the box, so I’m just like……and my mum is off-screen, watching
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: abbehtron: allons-ydraco: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me
squirtlefart: baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when
butchesandbabies: From Zann: “I thought I’d send you an updated piccie of Quin and I… the first photo of us you posted was when she was 2 months old. Quin is 6 months now and is the most wonderfully delightful daughter her mums could hope for :)Just
greglestrade: when u hear your mum opening the front door and you haven’t done any of the things she’d asked you to do whilst she was out
