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sumrlybadusername: the Square Mum and the sweety angel baby child <3
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
aplacetolovedogs: Tigger an orphaned kitty has found an unlikely surrogate mum in Harley the Bulldog. The two-year-old grumpy Bulldog and tiny little orphaned kitten have become inseparable. Their unlikely bond developed when Tigger – who is just two
savannahlemur: “No gonna eat you mum just gettin the shed out of the corner of ear!“🐊
sixpenceee: The parents of a 10-month-old girl have spoken of their horror after their baby monitor was HACKED, allowing a complete stranger to scream at their sleeping child. Mum Heather Schreck was asleep at home in Ohio when she was woken by the sound
lioness-in-the-rain: Pretty sure when my mum said to put warm socks on when it gets cold out, this is what she meant…version without my arms in the way here 👈😉Tumblr // Instagram // Private Blog
moredegradedsluts: The neighbour’s daughter is home from college, so her mum and I thought she’d better get used to the taste of a man’s arse.
pikaballoons: 3ridan: seriously i dont understand why the fuck she’s doing this it’s so unfair i’m literally only allowed my laptop for 3 days of the week out of 7 for no real fucking reason other than my mums a cunt and i actually don’t know
today has been the worst day i’ve had in a while and i just want to be happy again. i was doing so well, but today i’ve just slept and felt sorry for myself and cried down the phone to my mum. I’ve actually had /those thoughts/ and
Wow, okay, been a while since i’ve been on the desktop version of tumblr, but… loving the sponsored posts, wow, so great. You too can find out how a mum lost 3 stone in a month!
leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look
eargasmss: like-moths-t0-flames: My mum didn’t even take me to the movies as a child what the fuck ^^^^^^^^^
ask-king-sombra: ask-flux-chord: Though I could always take his form. I always did wanna be the King.(( Sombra blog involved was: http://ask-king-sombra.tumblr.com )) I’LL BASH UR BUCKIN’ ‘EAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM ((Thanks for the feature, Flux!
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
babrahamlincoln: kyary: …i just said sugoi to my mum Tori I jumped to the conclusion that Tori originally posted it until I looked at the username hahahah.
brattyfemdom: hot-uniform-girls:Uniform Babe You know your mum will never fire me. Yeah, she’s in the living room scrubbing the floor. I emptied a whole carton of eggs unto it. Anyway, I am here to tell you that she has agreed that I will get your
jenthepig: “But Mum, this is totally unfair, There’s barely any room in here!”. Amy Squirmed around in the old dog crate that had been set up for her in the kitchen, her face bright pink with embarrassment as she tried to cover her modesty. “I
lokiintheskywithdiamonds-blog: “There’s the five of us now. Mum, Dad, Mickey… and the baby.” “You’re not?” “Yeah.” “Pregnant. Okay. Wow. Well…”
becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:chrysalicefiasco: unexplained-events: An underwater graveyard in Llyn Celyn, Wales. The village it was located in was flooded in the 60’s to supply water to Liverpool. Mum just told me that’s where we get our water
wordsonwankbait: She might not sleep in the master bedroom any more now that his father is dead, but his step-mum has to only wear lingerie to bed - in case he ever feels like a midnight hate-fuck.More often than not he’s spending the night with a
earthspiritlove: Me and my brother like to fit in a quick fuck wherever we are… this occasion mum and dad are just over the road doing the shopping 😘
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
ohmalley-thealliecat: artelini: A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race. when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
brokenhorns: Weeeeeee ARE the Crystal Gems! Drew the gem mums while catching up on Steven Universe! Wow, I love this show.
sumrlybadusername: the Square Mum and the sweety angel baby child
badlyinlovewithmom: family-fucking: badson4mom: Dad thinks me and mum go to the gym. He always says how ‘intense’ the workouts must have been by how much we come back sweating. To make things hotter, mom often rubs son’s cum on her face as if
dirtyharry222: Saturday morning and I just saw my girlfriend out to her car and said farewell. I walked back into the house to see Mum sitting in the living room waiting for me. “Come here, big boy,” she says, “It’s my turn now, make me squeal
momlover-1981: Mum was enjoying the party so much she didn’t realise she was flashing me. Later I showed her the pics as I put my hand on her pussy. she was just drunk enough to drag me off and let me fuck her
teen-craves: zombie-doom: i was asleep for most of it »; teen-craves: id like to thank my mum, for teaching me the right survival skills and um my cat for the comforting cuddles. thats all.
iamnotover: lordharrypotter: “People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.” - Johnny Depp My Mum, sister
ass-tronomer: ass-tronomer: Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the
miranduh-cosgrove: lowtones: princess-romanova: So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at
toni-tan: morgrana: MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE “I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?” I’M CRYING Les mis: pop-punk edition
kaciart: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down
hiddleswiggles: ohmalley-thealliecat: artelini: A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race. when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch
softwaring: lesbian-fairy–queen: aph-der-nederlanden: The day after I was born my mum and dad set up a saving account for me, so I could go to university and wouldn’t have debt that would make my 20s a struggle. When I was born the university fees
just-shower-thoughts: 16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong
sarahxwritesstuff: MY FATHER’S PRIVILEGE Daddy didn’t know my mum had already gone to take her sister to the station. He was in the shower when she left. I saw my opportunity. Things had been awkwardly, excitingly tense between us since I’d returned
ntshaajiji: asterixa: sizvideos: Mums and MaidsVideo Most of these maids are from the Philippines, working overseas, leaving their children and family behind to raise someone elses’ child and it’s unfair that they don’t get the days off they
pixeefox: And ordernarty bimbo day in Swedish tradition. 😅 two guys came up to me in the gym and asked if my breast was real. I said “Yes, my mum was the towns biggest prostitute, so i have really good genes”. Is it a pickup line or are some guys
aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe:So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction
paddednappy: “Mum, why do I have to wear this to bed?” “Because you’ve wet the bed three times this week already!” “But why do I need these babyish plastic pants?” “Just in case you soak through darling! I’m not washing the sheets again.
A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their
mankillercalledbunny:“People have always been people” is my favourite part of anthropologyPeople graffitid your mum jokes on the walls of Pompeii Junior monks wrote complaints into their copied manuscripts The Aboriginal Australians passed
silence-falls-in-the-end: mshoneysucklepink: beautifulhigh: bjnovakdjokovic: neonxwhales: mediclopedia: Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct. I MAKED THESE Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder
madcaprainbow: Y’know it’s a stereotype trope that mums always know if their kid is gay before the kid tells them or even before the kid themselves know…. … just sayin’
ruffpuff: I got my new controller, but I didn’t throw out the packaging… I never do, imma box horder a little bit, lol. Anyways, I disinfected the packaging, and then melted some chocolate in it (that was really bad, I stuffed up and my mum had to
unexplained-events: Halloween Photoshoot by Reddit User ChutneyRain “So my family is pretty morbid, I mean we crack really awful jokes about my missing a leg all the time. My mum and I were at the Spirit store and we found a fake leg, and well.. we
radioirwin:i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise
