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extremehomestuckshipping: kenteehee: ♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡ The fuck does that quote meanAnd what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paperI ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum
valilihapiirakka: i have heard a lot of funny drug stories in my time but to this day the funniest is still the one my mum told me as a caution against “doing marijuana”. she told me with great seriousness that she had done it only once, in the mid-late
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
cakedupandfakedup: no seriously how do people meet celebrities randomly in the street I can’t even find my mum in the supermarket half the time never mind someone famous
rapidashpatronus: kitfistovevo: “Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she
godsmangina: godsmangina: mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made What do you mean you don’t hide under the sheets with someone and yell woohoo
omgitsnils: goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she
tabularojo: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to
swagdaddysmooth: xrachaeljoleenx: kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn
dowahhdoo: style rookie Oh, wow, my mum used to work for Zandra Rhodes (the lady with the pink hair on the right page).
cucklet: awayflayer: i always know exactly how to behave “The kids are at Mum’s for the night. And i have put some champagne on ice and made room for his car on the driveway.” “Thank you Dear. What time did he say he would get here.” “He
somecutething:“Mum was tired of the squirrel stealing all the bird food, so she greased the pole.”(via PattyWobbles)
christiandinoor: ethnic mums when someone is pregnant: I can tell by the way you looked at the cashier when they told you the lemons are Ŭ a kilo that you’re having a girl.
funnywildlife: Elephantastic little cutie named Gawa, who’s mum. Galana, was rescued back in 2004 by the @dswtfosterparents and raised until she was ready to return to the life in the wild. She gave birth to Gawa in September 2016, and she’s proved
probably-a-velociraptor: i-write-sins-not-poems: Mum:hey - Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the
cpieng: HAPPY MOTHER DAY! ” BABA, dad is back!(KICK)” “DAD~!why are you so late.!i am starving (angry” “MUM..DAD is home, wake up, we can eat now.(PUSH).”…………… also ,sorry for the ppl asking the source ,because all the thing
small-cut-cock: 22, Sydney (Australia), 5.5” I had to be circumcised twice since mum said the doctors didn’t take off enough the first time, but it hasn’t held me back! :)Unfortunately I ended up with two scars from the two circumcisions, but I’m
mothersonwincest: My mums arse was the best. She couldn’t get over how monster of a cock I had. I filmed this video to show dad what he cheated on. Suffice to say the way she couldn’t resist my dick can be seen in the video.
terrortier: martian—freeman: bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers: till-the-end-of-the-bucky: hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country
dumblysbeard: “The Forest of Dean,” she said, “I came camping here once with my mum and dad.” Here too snow lay on the trees all around and it was bitterly cold, but they were at least protected from the wind.
ultrafacts: The determined mum refused to leave her calf, first using her trunk and then her feet in a bid to haul her precious baby to safety.Unfortunately the frantic mother elephant made matters worse by accidentally pushing more mud into the well
fhunki: fhunki: A picture of the beach from when I walked to the headland at 5:30 in the morning with my mum. 25k 🙀😻
adoringskins: Sometimes I think I was born backwards. You know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate…
thirleigh: “I first decided I wanted to be a singer when I was about six. I was in the launderette with my mum and I stood up on one of the laundry machines and started singing ‘The Sun Will Come out Tomorrow’ from Annie. All these old ladies who
3ridan: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife
lzbth: lzbth: it’s raining really heavily so i just put my coat under the shower for a minute and hung it up on the radiator so mum will think i went to college and possibly even feel bad about me being out in the rain and make me a cup of tea
falloutboygirlthing: aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe:So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction the whole set
ami-eppen: babyanimalgifs: “Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!” (Source) He accepted his fate
tabularojo:bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:till-the-end-of-the-bucky:hinekurapounamu-x: unfollovving: weirdteenblogger: WHAT THE HELL MUM I’d be happy with a mom like that I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get
momsoncum: Came into the house late to be greeted by my slightly drunken mum on the sofa. She was pounding herself with one of her toys, moaning with her eyes shut. I stripped naked by the door and snuck in, with my cock next to her face.. and tapped
top-five-records: Gave my stereo to my mum, moved the box over from the end of my bed AND I have room for a fourth box when needs be/clear space to put a fifth box back at the end of my bed.I’d say a somewhat successful re-organisation day!
valonqars: Sometimes I think I was born backwards. You know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate… Effy Stonem (Skins)
hangnmeat: For all the Feet Lovers out there.. Nice view of Kats feet and toes while she was naked outside by the pool.., talking on the phone with her Mum😈
girlsblownaway: addicted2implants: bigngross: My my my.. I’d get the one on the left to cum all over my cock. Are they sisters? Are they mum and daughter? Could be either, conceivably. Either way, it’s not good for the younger.
lerubeh: ayooitsjelly: me all the time when I take a shower early in the morning for school… Yes me too but i don’t wake back up until my mum starts bashing the door down
fuckmyhusbandplz: mothersonwincest: Mum might be pregnant I love the way her pussy open up at the end just begging me to lick the cum out of her
lookitsbenedicttumblrbatch: Melbourne mum Sacha tweeted a picture of a letter written by her daughter Mabel to the Prime Minister of Australia, on the importance of marriage equality (n.b. Prep is the year before first grade)
falloutboygirlthing: aguasdelchavo: serpentedefe: So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set” The only correct reaction the whole set
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: ignitionremix: blurred lines is catchy in the way ring around the rosie is catchy before you find out it’s about the plague SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink
y0ur-mum: itsmegikaicarmona: How it’s done? Get a bowl of water, pour little bits of all the different shades you want, it should float on the top, swirl with a toothpick or something like it and when it looks like you want on top of the water, then
fiftyshadesofdapplegray: maeismybay: xonessaa: soundtrack-for-lovers: MUM. HALP. Awwww THE WAY HIS ARMS STUCK OUT THOUGH WHEN HE WAS GOING BACKWARDS THE WAY HE KICKS HIMSELF IN THE FACE WHEN HE FALLS HAHAHAA Reblogging again. When he kicks himself
