im the dad
NSFW Tumblr
find im the dad on porn pin board
im the dad clips
rawlad300467: I’m such a slut and I’ve got the hots for my next door neighbours well the dad at least. I’ve made friends with the kid next door so I’ve an excuse to visit hoping that one day he will pounce and fuck the shit out of me. I always
dilf-fan: DADDY NAILED HIM HARD WHILE I WATCHED. Him who? Oh, I get it. The son is watching the dad. This was as close as they would let themselves got to having sex with each other. But who is the guy? The son’s best friend? Someone they talked
wiscthor2: wiscthor2: “Howdy!†from the gym! Thrilled to have the continued support and kindness of a growing number of you! I’m simply astonished, that within the span of less than a year, that a goofy guy like me has had the ability to amass
All of the tags on this. All of them. OMG. I feel that. The tags are my feelings.
ckings: hecked: fuckyeahtattoos: My dad recently died and this was the last thing he ever said to me. I found a card that had his handwriting and decided that this was something I wanted to look at for the rest of my life. Oh and for the record, I
lavellansolas: Sam: “Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he Dad? Yes, my boy, the most famous of all Hobbits, and that’s saying a lot.”Frodo: ”You’ve left out one of the chief characters. Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about
arkenova: To my fellow Undertale fans, I’m sick and tired of people bashing on Asgore because of their shippings and general hatred of him. Truth is that he is not the true villain, in fact, it baffles me is how people are so bitter about him when
Man, i remember when my dad showed me that cover album, i thought it was the coolest thing ever along with the cover of the “Seventh son of a seventh son” and “Brave New World” of Iron Maiden.good shit.
Alright everyone, s%it is getting real.Season 2 premieres in less than two weeks.And the first three episodes synopsis have been released.Pic above is (kinda) unrelated, as it’s from an episode (the one where Star’s dad returns -according to most
“They dance to sounds coming out from the box-thing!”The tadpoles surely are enjoying this weird technology-stuff that people from Earth call “videogames” and Best Dad is happy if his kids are happy.Also: who’s lazy at drawing fake cover arts
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
monsterhospital:I WAS TALKIN ABT THIS WITH MY DAD THE OTHER NIGHT SO. in the tags put a song that was fucking life altering for you, like you just ascended the first time you heard it
k-eke: We know a lot about the Big Bad Wolf but this one is only one from a huge family :D !! It was really funny to create then by just putting another letter each time ^^Fun fact for the Big Bad Wolf, the dad is not the yellow one ;) !
My parents are still in town helping me move. It’s been fun having me, Mom, Dad, and Gabrielle all in the same place for over a week.We came back from dinner tonight. I opened the door and we could hardly get inside for Gabrielle blocking the way.
pll4smadonor-r:themaskedotter:I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke
oldsmokey: My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.” God I love my family.
carsatan: carsatan: jenovaii: carsatan: My sting ray fell out of the chandelier i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture
cryhaver: remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic
jake-is-still-drunk: fattdudess: Ryan Jon— The Australian radio host has been packing on the pounds recently, and arguable is the paragon of the Dad Bod. Recently, he sold his old clothes because he is “fat now and they don’t fit.” Lets hope
farx: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this This is the
castrate-whites: I am official pregnant from a bbc again!!! 😌 I don’t raise the kids. I just breed. They are going to the dad afterwards! It’s just the best feeling to help the world becoming black!♠️ Message me if you want access to my
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
That’s a power move by the family, get her a vehicle all the kids can fit in they about to wear her ass out on the weekends and guilt trip her about the car if she try to say no. And she fucked the dad
assgod: thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer Dan’s instigating
beautiful-wickedness: laughter-everyday: microrapter: BUTT ODOR THE WOMAN SMEARING THE GREASE OR POOP ON HER GLASS TABLE AND CRYING WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO THE LAST LADY? can we talk about the dad in the polo who literally just dumps his water out
dontpanic-grabyourtowel: blastingofftotomorrowland: Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him
onelittlekingdom: The Daddy Song™️ The Dad·dy Song noun The wonderful conglomeration of moans, sighs, and utterances often punctuated with the word “Daddy”, that little girls far and wide sing to their Caregiver during playtime. “The walls
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
emoangelwingz: Little Johnny walks into kitchen to find parents having sex„ the dad looks at the boy and winks. that night the father finds the boy in his bedroom having sex with his nana, the boy rolls over, winks and says “not so funny when it’s
ntbx: thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer Dan’s instigating
snorlaxatives: condom-inium: snorlaxatives: why are will smiths kids so bizarre the boy is named after the mom and the girl is named after the dad like wtf their names are the least of my worries lately they be looking like vampire hunters or some
imthatbinch: thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer Dan’s
thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer Dan’s instigating
thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer Dan’s instigating ass:
Star Trek V - The Final Frontier, is like… the TOS cast Star Trek film i’ve seen the least. I think i’ve only seen it once or twice, and it’s been a long time. Actually come to think of it, i believe i saw it in the theatre with my dad when
