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Flashback Friday: The Simpsons There’s a whole myriad of Spanking references throughout the decades and decades of “The Simpsons,” “American Dad,” and “Family Guy"—three of the most surprising, excellent cartoon
Flashback Friday: The Simpsons There’s a whole myriad of Spanking references throughout the decades and decades of “The Simpsons,” “American Dad,” and “Family Guy"—three of the most surprising, excellent cartoo
blackjrxiii: Android x Cyborg A short loop of 2B, who just might have the best ass in video game history in Nier Automata. I also for the life of me could not talk my bro or dad into going to see Ghost in the Shell with me so I never got the chance to
bkcomments: eros-muse: Working as Santa’s helper in the mall was never any fun. All the snot nosed little brats and the pushy moms running around made me start to hate the Christmas season every year. Even the Dads dragging their kids around found
Android x CyborgA short loop of 2B, who just might have the best ass in video game history in Nier Automata.I also for the life of me could not talk my bro or dad into going to see Ghost in the Shell with me so I never got the chance to see it at theaters
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man in the moon, "When you coming home, dad?“ "I don’t know when, But we’ll get together then, You know we’ll have a good time then”
onelittlekingdom: The Daddy Song™️ The Dad·dy Song noun The wonderful conglomeration of moans, sighs, and utterances often punctuated with the word “Daddy”, that little girls far and wide sing to their Caregiver during playtime. “The walls
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Calvin & Hobbes and The Gargantuan Thingamabob” Calvin’s imagination and an early Internet scam. All is right with the world. Read the original story: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2944/1/Calvin-Hobbes-and-the-Gargantuan-T
heatandapathy:Has a videogame ever made you cry?NoNo but I’ve come pretty close;_; (name the game/s in the tags)See Results
superjuniorsbaby-right-here: havenlust: The driver was Paul’s close friend and business partner, Roger Rodas. His 8 year old son was on the scene just seconds after the car burst into flames and had tried to get into the car to save his dad. I
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
eros-muse: Working as Santa’s helper in the mall was never any fun. All the snot nosed little brats and the pushy moms running around made me start to hate the Christmas season every year. Even the Dads dragging their kids around found a reason to
zeitgeist-jpg: Happy birthday to the most important man on earth, the man the myth and the legend, Depression personified, the most caring and loving dad of all, Aizawa Shouta himself I wont be able to draw for zawa/vember today but it’s this legend’s
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
sebastianthedog: sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that
irockbear28: assgod: thrussyofcolor: bopulence: hoebutmadefashion: toxicmp3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have
khstar126: blastingofftotomorrowland: Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The
dontpanic-grabyourtowel: blastingofftotomorrowland: Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
therealonealsgifs:most accepting dad on tv Why does the kid in the front seat look like Slappy the Dummy?
Every time the doorbell rings on American Dad or Family Guy, my dog loses her shit and barks like mad and it’s so funny because she’s growling about a cartoon
If a boy had sex with his mom, got her pregnant, and had a baby .. would the son be the brother and the mom be the mom OR would the son be the dad and the mom be the grandma?
dangitsvalerie: graffitifly: gorgeouswomendopeshit: pokingsmot: teenwalrus: thedailywhat: Troll Dad of the Day: So YouTuber vegasnutzz’s 3-year-old daughter asked him why some of her Barbies were white while others were black. “Jokingly,”
dexterous-sinistrous: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes That book is called
jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes
vympr:racialized:the dad in parasite did nothing wrong tbh if someone called me stinky I would absolutely murder them and then myselfthe park fam dad really said it smells like BROKE in here and then expected not to get stabbed
gray-firearms: swolizard: Dad Vibes All ya need is the dad jokes and your set
madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: oH MY GOD A FAMILY CAME INTO THE BOOKSTORE I WORK AT TODAY AND THE DAD WAS THE 10th DOCTOR AND THE MOM WAS FEMALE CAS AND THE 7 YEAR OLD SON WAS SHERLOCK AND THE 6 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WAS HERMIONE AND THE 3 YEAR OLD SON WAS
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh
adultinsect: joi getting an impromptu lil bday speech from her dad last night! happy birthday gorgeous i love you!!! I don’t even remember what he was saying but I’m sure it was amazing I love my dad
nudedaddy: Dad convinces his son to finally handle his own father’s cock. While the dad his slyly handling his own boy’s dick, he almost has him ready to give it a taste.
pussylipgloss: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell this is so corny I’m screaming
hellyestomdaley: “He was at almost every training session and competition that I did, until he died in May 2011 … He was not only my Dad; he was my best friend, sounding board, taxi driver and biggest champion. If I could be half the dad that my
smokethefinestweed: sportingmyself: the dad Me as a dad
dianaprincexo: sitlausdeo: southernsideofme: Good dads that will make you smile Goals This will happen with the man I have children with Awwww , my heart 😍❤️…. one day!
rapunzelie: My dad the sassmaster
nickle4urdreams: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes A sweet story but,
morninglightdreams: Here’s to the good ones. Here’s to the fathers who stuck around. Here’s to the dads who stepped up when the father stepped out. Here’s to the fathers who who didn’t abuse. Here’s to the father’s who might not be
just-shower-thoughts: I feel bad for kids with gay dads…. They have to put up with twice the dad jokes
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
my dad just told me a story of when he gave three hitchhiking drag queens a ride across the san fran bridge when he lived there
because i wake up late, my dad records new Pokemon episodes every saturday on the dvr for me :33
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all
tfw you learn you gave your dad 赨 so he could pay med bills and your med refills but he did not use it for that and asks for more money to do it
all black people instinctively know to take the top off the lotion before even considering throwing it away
So marty sold the song and gave greg money.But why now after so many years? He could just said he made it.And why share with greg if hes such a jerk? Meh,im sure it all makes sense if you see drop beat dad. What i dont get is greg has no idea what to
therekunoing: Went to work today dressed as Dad. To my surprise, I had a student actually recognize the cosplay.
omfggg my dad is laughing at something in the other room and his laugh is sO HIGH PITCHED IM C RYINHSFhfsh
i was talking with @keena-kapu once about if sun was an orphan and was adopted by the belladonnas, but ghira was like “no why” about itthen i was thinking since i like sun/ruby, taiyang could be his dad (in-law) and they can bond over being blonde
