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anal-butt-ass-amateur: Dad is such a creature of habit. I always wear the uniform of the school he went to, and he always fucks my ass. He told me why when we first started. It made it easier for him to have sex with me thinking I was someone else
omgfamilyaffair: oh shit bro! mom and dad are coming in the driveway! you want me to stop sis? fuck no! i don’t care if they catch us anymore,this feels to damn good to ever stop! – I could’t stop from watching the car as it came to
ozzkink: kinkaddict: that is the kind of skull fucking i live to provide… Just a hole
Oh jeez, every year is the same thing with my dad, he promises me he wouldn’t bother me during at least Christmas, but the second he sees me wearing my usual Christmas outfit he’s all over me and I can never get him to stop! I just wished he’d finis
Abandoned childhood (Is it the house of a pirate king who keeps his treasure sunk in the pond beneath? Nope, this plywood palace, built around a broad-leafed maple tree in Redmond, Washington, belongs to Steve Rondel, a regular Dad who built it for his
massivemusclebears: After this Alpha took this picture in the gym, he was so fucking horned up, that he grabbed me, (we had never met before), pulled me into a shower stall and proceeded to fuck the living hell out of me, breeding my ass. Afterward,
Bishop Angus looks almost exactly the same as the first man who ever fucked me.I was 19. He was “38”. He shoved his seven incher inside me like he owned me, and then he offered me an iced tea.Wherever you are, Mike, I wish you were here to
bearlatino1: gymaddict22:lockerroomshowers: Daddy Ass Fuck yea!! Spying on dads at the gym is a boys favorite past time! Also why my nick here is gymaddict! Not really because I’m super crazy about working out(but I do love working out) but the dads
gaycartoonnetwork: Clean it up good, boy, cause after this I am shoving it in the deep in your throat. After getting his son’s full custody in the bitter divorce, robert has been putting his son’s holes to good use even since.
This is a normal conversation between my Dad’s 50 and older friends on facebook
pinkfemprincess:Happy Father’s Day to all the lesbians and wlw who wear the Dad™️ clothes and tell dad jokes. You’re all kings
Am I the only one who’s rather surprised at the amount of love Rainbow Dad/Roy G. Biv/Rainbow Prism is getting? Either way, it’s great to see a family member of Dash’s. There’s quite a few headcanons going around, from father
Request from the streamRainbow Dash having fun with her dad while he sleeps.All characters are of legal age.I’ve also been told to begin linking offsite to things by some friends. SoIf you wanna see the totes lewd pic, here ya go!https://derpibooru.org/95
ABDL in American Dad.Quote from the drill sergeant: “The only people who can’t *do* pull-ups, *wear* pull-ups”. Xx Emma
maturedadsandmen: mgdmt: You can tell this guy goes around making dad jokes all the time. That’s okay by me. Goofy and self-depricating can be endearing. As long as I get this stud out of those clothes, he can make all the dad jokes he wants
Step Dad’s New Cow: A Taboo Hucow Story by Violet KirkwoodAmber, the spoiled daughter of a rich divorcee, is surprised to learn that her mother has remarried. While visiting the family country home, Amber starts to wonder why her mother looks so
biblioprincessdalian:ace attorney writers be like apollo has whatever backstory we need him to have for the plot, and if that means he has seven different childhoods then that’s just a sacrifice he’s going to have to make. maybe if you work hard and
c-hillvibes: This is my Dad. Yes I know its a diamond. When my Dad passed away we decided to cremate him. We kept most of the ashes, sprinkled some in his favourite place, but we save some for this. My sister and I each got one. They are real diamonds.
thatharlequingirlemanni: So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad Being the
ccoasters: ccoasters: ccoasters: ccoasters: when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me 贄 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS “RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE”
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: apuarius: Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked “they’re becoming self aware” the fathers mutter amongst themselves at the dad
nunyabizni:infinite-paradox:bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021:When a special effects dad stays home❤️New fav video on tumblr Why is this higher quality than the effects in the Sharknado movies
tshirtsbot: IF YOU WANT TO SKATE WITH THE DADS, YOU GOTTA BE READY TO BREATHE. https://tshirtsbot.com/product/if-you-want-to-skate-with-the-dads-you-gotta-be-ready-to-breathe/
fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later the dad walks up to
dork-larue: thefancymoose: pinsir: babylonian: who’s gonna break the news to her that her dad is nicolas cage The ‘college’ t shirt just makes his reaction better Dollar General has terribly kush
tiredestprincess:hohentai:Dads jumping next to their daughters is Japan’s latest amazing trend This is so funny and cute omg THE HOPS ON THESE DADS THOUGH????
drellmaster: Submission. This daughter told her now husband about the incest with her dad, and apparently when he asked to marry her, the dad said “As long as you share.” And so he did.
refinery29: President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes,
bitchyblue: So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No,
bikenesmith: TURN UP AT THE DAD DISCO → ( listen ) mix for when yr a 35 yr old Cool Dad getting HELLA turnt @ the club and embarrassing yourself but you don’t care because you’re fly as hell, wearing a rolex watch and highwaisted jeans, popping
refinery29: President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad
iizanimeaddict: My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon. Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
tenaciousbee: Hunson Abadeer, aka Marceline’s Dad. I think Return to the Nightoshpere solidified him being one of my favorite side characters on the show <3
didactically: adventuretitan: “HELLO FINN LOOK BOY STUFF IT IS I DAD WATCHING THE FOOTY LIKE MENLY MEN DO ALSO UNDERWEAR ON BED YES I AM DAD I can just imagine PB’s thought process when setting up that situation."Hmm I never had humanoid
Cartoon MILFs - Scrub One Off - Cartoon PinUp A dad(s) joke :)Get this in print HERE.Or the version without text, if you just want to enjoy the view. Or if you have a favorite, chose among Wilma Flintstone, Dexter’s Mom and Jane Jetson.And if enjoy
rabioheab: a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
abyssopelagicdepths: lilythepyro: darckcarnival: crystallizedtwilight: oddport: brolininthetardis: airandangels: always reblog the evidence we don’t know how they did it but THEY DID IT Tangled II: The Quest for Eugene’s Dads OH MY GOD. JESSIE.
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: concept: yurio is hungry af and can’t escape the dad jokes (ಥ⌣ಥ) bonus: when u can’t stand the dad jokes so u break ur phone
surprisebitch:beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:Love the dad from Inside Out! Let’s show some appreciation for all the dads out there! 😌 #disney #DisneyPlus #pixarglad to know OP is doing great these days
I don’t choose the Dad life, the Dad life chose me! #greyhairdontcare #growingolddisgracefully https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp4PJ5dgxtH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gyrrdij1h6mr
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad “nO LISTEN TO ME IF SUNSHINE WERE TO TAKE HUMAN FORM IT WOULD TAKE THE SHAPE OF TATIANA MASLANY ARE YOU HEARING ME DAD ARE YOU COMPREHENDING”
thaunderground: youwish-youcould: micdotcom: Dad in chief strikes again (x) Lmao the lil kids appreciate the dad jokes, I’m going to miss them
So i won’t lie. I think dad jokes are the funniest fucking shit in the world, and someone drew a picture of my favorite joke.
Just asked my dad about my family tree, which I realized I didn’t know much about/didn’t remember much about. Apparently his uncle was an Admiral in the navy, his cousin (which I forgot) played for the Braves for a bit, and his father (who
When i was 7 i was heelying through the mall with my family & the mall cop told us to stop so my dad handed him chapstick & said “Don’t hurt your lips when you kiss my ass.” And we all heelied away.
hugemens:(via coiled Faust - gefistet) http://www.coiledfist.org/gallery/albums/Basic-Shrinking-Montages/Climb_the_dad_s_cock_is_so_fun.png Climb the dad’s cock is so fun - Adán (Alter-Ego)
crybabytime: oK OK QUICK EXPLANATIONSO FIRST OFF THIS IS FROM THE DADS AU WHICH IS BY @undercovermcdfan WHICH BTW YALL SHOULD CHECK HER OUT bc tbh? sweet and talented individual that deserves much more praise than she gets imhobut basically in the dads
cc-videos: colehersch: The Dad Person 1: Hey son? Person 2: Yeah? Person 1: Just curious, uh, did you have- Person 2: Actually can we just- I’m gonna interrupt you for a sec, I was- uh, I was wondering.. If maybe I could play the dad? For this video?
baddaddy2day-2: Hey dad it’s about time…are the rest of the dads here yet?
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
hellapoundcake: madenbrookland: boneswith-hairbows: fuckyeahmixedbeauty: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO ALL THE DAD’S OUT THERE DOING IT!! jassss . I’m super impressed at the white dads doing black hair 👌 That first baby bout to have a fit in
cusphalffull: naughty-after-dark: thegingerpowers: Love the dad bod! No disrespect to guys with abs (all bodies are good bodies). I just happen to have a personal affinity for the dad bod. Love my daddy’s bod 😘
stefxxox: just-a-skinny-boy: And the dad of the year award goes to… omg… i’ve always dreamed of having one… my dad said it was impossible -_-
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
raphe-scroti: I guess I may have been naïve about the “Dad-Son” expression. I thought it meant the attraction between an older man and a younger guy. I did not think that dads and son actually did, in fact, have sexual relations. My ‘straight’
blacklightarene: theclearlydope: Hello Good Morning Internet: Well NOW I’m ready to be a parent. bestnatesmithever: THIS IS HOW DAD’S GIVE THEIR DAUGHTERS PONY TAILS! OH MY GOD can I please meet the dad that decided to try this? And the little
