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Your step-dad wants me to marry you before my belly grows. He doesn’t want a scandal, he doesn’t want people to know who got me pregnant; and he says you are the kind of boy that has been born to be cuckold. Besides, I know you’d do
faggywhore: Love the way the TOP just holds the bitches head in place
jeimms: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes the walking dead// rick grimes dad jokes REDUX Hahahahahahah God fucking damn it
quidditchfan: #this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both
Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE! This t-shirt came flying down from space and hit me in the head!It bears the image of an alien being known as Guitar Dad. He appears to have the power to turn sonic energy into electricity. And he
ok so im at the hospital watching over my dad and Im pretty sure IM the one who needs to be watched over because I am spilling juice down my shirt and tripping over cords/wires and causing chaos everywhere I go…
I was totally on the don’t shoot her dad Kang Chul it won’t help you feel better boat until her dad had the audacity to continue taunting him after Kang Chul decided to let him go. Like ok I’m just gonna look away and whatever happens happens bc
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
roseyangel: digableswaggot: digableswaggot: SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD always reblog the YAOI GOD
sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola
blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes the walking dead// rick grimes dad jokes REDUX
shanehelmscom: thegeekcritique: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes redux the walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes part 1 Shawn writes: Rebecca and I laughed so hard our sides and cheeks hurt. Of course we were up late and tired,
pleatedjeans: The 24 Most Perfect Dad Moments in the History of Dads
f-bus: Dad’s musky odor was in the sheets and the pillows. I couldn’t resist lying on my parent’s bed and imaging him naked and holding me in his arms. Before I knew it my rock hard cock was out and, well….I didn’t even hear him at the bedroom
doyouhearthunder: pinsir: babylonian: who’s gonna break the news to her that her dad is nicolas cage The ‘college’ t shirt just makes his reaction better So I just discovered that the dad has his own Vine account, and this was just posted like
shadbase:Gina the Golddigger from American Dad.Saw the episode this morning and had to immediately do a quick pinup of her.see the lewd versions at Shagbase. thank you shadman ; u;
Daddy’s little girl is curious about anal sex, and what it will feel like getting fucked in the butt! Who better than her father can slowly prepare her for such a wonderful way to fuck?!
scifi-dad: *me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?
whatwecanfic: dimensionhoppingrose: No one will ever convince me that the Metacrisis isn’t a stay-at-home dad. No one can ever convince me that 9 isn’t a stay at home dad. Because reality is irrelevant to me when I’m talking about fiction.
oxfordsandafros: chronolith: chazzfox: kittyeet: Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME *soft dad snickers* A1 Dad humor
It kinda bugs me when people say stuff like “The Gems took Steven away from Greg” or talk about how wrong it is he doesn’t get to see his dad because…he does. All the time. Steven probably has access to his dad more often than
Get ready for the return of Steven and the Crystal Gems (and all the citizens of Beach City) with “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad”, airing in just a half an hour!
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groomoftiffany:the theory that glenda is the biology teacher is so funny because imagine you want to help this poor kid who’s bullied relentlessly and one day he walks into school carrying your dad around like a baby and then he gives your dad to
saltandpepperdads: delicase-lover: TO ALL THE DADS I HAVE EVER LOVED AND WILL EVER LOVE…..HAPPY DAD’S DAY, I LOVE YOU!!! Everyday is DAD’S day on my blog!
grimgrinninggoats: spitblaze: Oh my g OD You’ve been visited by the Money Dad. Reblog this post with “Thanks Dad” and you’ll get a big deposit in your bank account
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
corrosive-serenity: Cat Dads and a movie night… in which none of the kittens make it to the end.Commission for @monidonClose ups since I know tumblr is going to kill the quality of the big image.
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO
mattgroaning: “I’m so co….” I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. “my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest
delearim: fine, maybe i made a comic based on a pun. fine, maybe i drew the first picture to justify said comic‘s existence. but i am weak for lesser dad stuff and i just imagined an au where lancer goes to kris and susie’s school for the first time
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY
surprisebitch: peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this. i’m so the dad
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY
fauxah: fashionbambini: this was one of my favourite shows when i was a kid I remember that one episode where their dad asked daria to get toilet paper from the store but there was something happening at the store and she got stuck there and the dad
if the chrome i’m flooding your dash with didn’t already inform you, i think i’m turning into my dad… he would be so proud. now, next time i see him, we need to have a car and driver lesson with all his (3,000+) toy cars, going
duragdaddy: crissle: pattilahell: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: you earned it What if the dad wanted to chaperone lol If your dad fell for this poorly put together shit, I feel sorry for you. LOL i asked the same question “what if the daddy wanted
deebott: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME
chandeni: fausex: chandeni: fausex: staeller: starsoccurnaturally: well done mr and mrs franco well done oh my god Even the dad is bangable… And the mum… Wtf thats not their dad, that’s the other unfamous brother… I would still “tap
missmaceymouse: nevillegonnagiveuup: megidoritos: DADS ARENT ALLOWED TO BE SAD THAT IS A RU LE the animation for the parents (ESPECIALLY THE DAD) is just so good. i mean, they don’t say a single word in the entire movie, but there just such expressive
silver-tongues-blog: gearholder: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like
oniongentleman: pumpkinetics: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like “TIS
swordswaltz:yeah im transsexual. transitioning from sex with your dad to sex with your mom. i also identify with a different gender than the one i was assigned at birth
ghdos: werdondastreets: just-a-skinny-boy: And the dad of the year award goes to… BEST DAD EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Probably the greatest thing I’ll see all day.
foreskinfriday: I had the feeling dad knew I was hiding under the desk #foreskinfriday This is the Dad I’ve had all those wet dreams about!
plundr: hallease: Dad game 100 I fucking love these videos cause the dads always just go straight up animal instinct gorilla mode. Like half the time they end up holding the little kid dangling by a limb but at least it’s not dead
xpyrex: chandeni: fausex: chandeni: fausex: staeller: starsoccurnaturally: well done mr and mrs franco well done oh my god Even the dad is bangable… And the mum… Wtf thats not their dad, that’s the other unfamous brother… I would
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes a dad who helped his kids complete one of the most cutting-edge LEGO projects we’ve ever not seen. Yes, you read that correctly. John Wray and his two kids spent the weekend painstakingly
doyouhearthunder: dork-larue: thefancymoose: pinsir: babylonian: who’s gonna break the news to her that her dad is nicolas cage The ‘college’ t shirt just makes his reaction better So I just discovered that the dad has his own Vine account,
My dad has been anything but there for me, I don’t understand how he can have the audacity to try and dictate how I manage my life. You clearly didn’t give a shit when you were w/ your whores so how bout we quit the dad of the year act. I
