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I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me..

so this just happened..

And sometimes you get so drunk you forget people have cameras on their phones. #amateur #tits

Drunk Sam/Luci: wtf am I doing (1/2)

Hey so hard cider is pretty good.

só faço merda então se acostume

Annie - The Powerdrinking TestDrunk-Fetisch Star Annie liefert die volle Performance für dieses nette Projekt. Natürlich übertreibt sie es maßlos und bechert sich Hochprozentiges in ihre blöde kleine Birne. Pissen kann die kleine Sau und so endet

So here’s something that’s been lying around in my inbox that I’ve been meaning to adress. When the kids are away…Neo is pleased to be whatever Cinder wants. She’s also nowhere near as smashed as Cinder, and she’s having a blast going

urbanoutfucks: Being drunk does not excuse cheating. Being drunk does not excuse rape. Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole. Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior. Being drunk is not an excuse. Control yourself or don’t

drunk-dazed: (230129 | inkigayo) soobin ✜ “sugar rush ride” ending fairy [fancam]

Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend

((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones

So before bed I peed twice cause I hadda a few drinks late tonight and a little tipsy, which for me is just a perfect combo for a bedwetting accident -///-“ So I slipped on a diaper for extra protection (which btw omg finally for once in my life I didn’t

Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys: *staring into the distance sitting rigedly* “Can’t talk.”Girl: *confused*. “uh…what?”Guy: *says painfully* “gotta pee… Can’t talk…gotta concentrate..”**someone

woodsgotweird: Before and after my monster pizza, cookie-brownie, and chicken nuggets stuffing. I’m literally so blissed out right now, I feel like a prized piggy drunk on the huge amount of food I just ate. My belly feels huge. Just gotta sleep this

I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out

I’ve never felt more alone in my life than I have this summer.I just want love. Warm, wet love preferably, but love nonetheless.I fucking hate being such a fuckboy and complaining about it but I’m so lonely I just… fuck… I just miss

Drunk Doctor? Oh my! || with differentfacesameman

Hello, I'm the Doctor

imagine-salamander: imagine-salamander:drunk boyfriend[based on this post X]@romancingironbull

chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia!

chromemon: anon853: chromemon: Lugia? 853 I think you’re a bit out of it. PSA: I got so drunk last night I thought Latios was Lugia! Yeah and I was laughing my butt off xD. “WHERE DO YOU SEE A LUGIA?!” I think I may have tagged it before the

So I’m a little buzzed off of JD and I was using the toilet before my shower and when I was done I randomly started looking though my drawer and I found my first new electric razor and for some reason i decided to see if it still worked and it does.

spooky-thera: luckied: Nope,” he answered the question about Madame Christmas’s girls. “I laugh too much or so they say.” He turned in Zane’s arms and pointed down the road behind them. “That way, Tonto!” He cackled with a hic. “Five

So, thay fancy dress party last night? I went as a bara Team Rocket grunt!

waitalonelylifetime: jared-letroll: inspectordom: j-a-n-i-s-j-o-p-l-i-n: justafoolonahill: Paul is so drunk omg baby drunk paul is probably my favourite paul Paul you are plastered. lmfao i fucking love drunk paul can we have drunk paul all the

Drunk Rose District

Drunk stoned and aloneeee

drunk friends lol. it’s only 12:30. Sigh… But I hope so too.

So last night I was fucking the ol’ lady doggystyle. I pulled out to cum and shot right on her asshole. Then I pushed it in, using my cum as lubricant.

So “drunk” Jensen..

berdosalah: Imagine tho snas get so drunk he fell asleep in grillbys and pap brought him home and realized some shit like “bro you cant go to grillbys for now on”

So a few weeks ago, I’d left my computer on when I went out dancing. I came home a little tipsy, saw my computer was still on, and decided to draw something. The next day I woke up feeling a little woozy, remembered a bit of what happened in the

I’m drunk as fuck and I can’t focus on the tv but I’m typing out something raw and real for the novel I want to finish and I’m happy. I’m so happy to be here writing and being alive to experience culture in D.C. and to see my sisters grow older

adr0itness: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

Guys I'm so drunk

so the other night i got really drunk and rolled around in my new leotard and gloves. i’m really obsessed with these gloves.

I feel so drunk.

Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But playboy you tell fucking lies.

I’m all fucking drunk and so fucking horny. Goddamn

cross faded and so horny

Drunk. Horny. And Angry.

Drunk, and came so hard my back cracked a little.

So wasted last night

drunk-on-kush: #kush

so drunk I can’t see my dog but she’s there bearkng at me nx I’m really schrwd someone fome help???!!!

I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up & I just want to go to sleep but not next to him so I’m gonna stay up all night. Someone talk to me please?

Last night when I got home I was so drunk that I went to go cry to my brother & told him that I was going to die.

So this is my bestfriend. With a head massager. While drunk.

So last night I started dancing with this guy who I thought was one of my really good friends Andy, I have never been so drunk. Long story short I saw him again outside the venue and was talking to him for ages, he even sounded like him, and then he was

Gotta love Drunk Friends

so much tension in one photo its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier I miss playing Jenga so much! It’s the best drinking game ever!!! I would need up so drunk !!!

aifozu: Dionysus or the funny (drunk) cousin !I really love Hades game, i didn’t except to like that kind of game !

so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO

Drunk. Horny. Sleepy. Is that a good mix?

So my roommate went out drinking last night and brought home a girl about 10 years older than him. They came back drunk as fuck at like 3 AM and I couldn’t go to sleep for at least 2 hours because they were being so loud, not to mention the lovely sounds

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