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daddystoyboy:Oh my god, this cheap piece of meat of a small and sweet faced little boy lets uncritically and willingly old dirty pigs use him as a sex toy, and he is opening up for granddadddy cock as the very cheapest whore pussy! I like this shit!
the-porn-stories: “Look at that, Billy! Your cock fits just perfectly between my tits. Shit, you must have fantasized about this in my class a lot, huh?” said my old math teacher as she twisted her shoulders to make her heavy breasts swing
this-is-getting-old: Ugh…looks so good… Holy shit that cock is almost as big as his leg!
Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of
scatlover2081:I’m a 33 yrs old male from ATL looking for a girl who loves scat as much as i do, i do smear my shit all over my body and I do eat my shit whit a glass of my own pee, inbox me I got KiK, Skype and Snapchat, Follow and reblog too please…
itzdeadpoolbxtch: callme-giggles: deezyvondoom: yolonda: She too old for… just okay. O_O c’mon son. Nooo *_____* Why did she smell it as if she don’t kno what shit smells like?I honestly think she tasted it!!!
terquius: cherryfreeziemaniac: terquius: Saw this shit back in December at my town’s Super Walmart. Men are so fragile that Old Spice has to cater to them as if they were 10. THEY NEED TO KNOW THAT THE DEODORANT IS MANLY AND FOR MEN OR ELSE IT MIGHT
The people who brought you pichunter have also got a site dedicated to movie clips – Cliphunter and it’s just as good quality and trusted among porn users. Cliphunter has a shit load of free porn movies because it’s quite a few years old. New clips
fan-troll:as long as i’m posting old shit
shadowmistart: A few days ago I bumped into some old racist asshole at a gas station while getting a soda. The moment I walked up to the counter he start talking shit and I ignored him as I could give a less of a fuck about his opinions or views. As
rotifers: butterflyinthewell: The next time somebody gives you shit about your late autism diagnosis, remember that Anthony Hopkins was diagnosed as autistic when he was 70 years old. People can go almost their whole lives and never know they’re
420camgirl: This is the first time I’ve ever seen this picture of me. I must be about 3 or 4 years old.I cant stop laughing.My sister teenagecracker found it and sent it to me titled “Getting real tired of your shit”.I look stoned as fuck and I’m
u-haulers: krampusgate: as a guy who loves to smell like shit can someone explain the drinks on this bookshelf to me Only 17 year olds that smoke a lot of weed understand
rwiggly: dear-travis: kenyatta: As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days. This is still funny to me. lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out
sacred-pro-fiction:No i cant remember the names of any characters in Avatar (2009) but that doesn’t matter cuz i dont give a shit about them. What I DID care about as a 9 yr old who was secretly trans and didnt know it yet, was that I had always
niallj: among—-the—-wildflowers: niallj: people who refer to old music as “real music” old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get me started. For instance,
rubenesque-as-fuck: So all of those people who talk down on others who want to enjoy their birthdays as they get old… why? What do you gain from shitting on someone else’s enjoyment? Yesterday my boss threw out one of the old “Well birthdays
Eddie are you as pissed off as I am about TV style commercials invading fucking everything? Commercials are why I stopped watching TV in the first place and now these dumb fucking old white men in their suits keep trying to push that shit where it doesn’t
“If the GMs won’t answer to me Imma re-up all the hacker shit that got deleted/hidden!”You know. Acting like a 5-year-old and throwing tantrums isn’t exactly the way to go. Also, by uploading all that shit again and going as far as posting it
space-queer: niallj: among—-the—-wildflowers: niallj: people who refer to old music as “real music” old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get me started.
Ok Ken (and David). As much as I hate to make you guys famous or even respond to you directly. We all die one day and you're old so fuck it. Yea yea my 2013 performance at the Grammys was absolute shit. Technical difficulties, blah blah. Thanks for the
as-i-lay-here-sleeping: secretrobotcreeper: spacefatty: spodiddly: I’m really feeling my age today. Shit, I feel so goddamn old
idonotknowwhyi: jibblyuniverse: tylers-incredible-demon: insomnia-of-youtube: Benny - Little Game i still cant fathom the fact that a 15 yr old kid came up with a video as powerful as #LittleGame HOLY SHIT brilliant
joyceanfartboner: suicide baiting for sexual favors is probably the grossest shit predators do, and while i think as a 26 year old i have no place reblogging this call out and shit, id just like all my minor followers or just anyone to know that when
br000t: isn’t it fucked up when you can basically see your relationships with your old friends crumble like conversations get shorter and it’s like your friends don’t really give a shit about you as much as they used to
teenyaurora: peepthismelanin: I very much dislike these gifs in that my ass looks as flat as a piece of cardboard and it makes me miss my old body (before disordered eating wrecked the shit out of it) but y'know body positivity. I’m trying to practice
loudbisexual: sordilezas: “What about when you get old?”Tattooed Seniors answer the question. granny still looks hot as shit damn
ever think you’re over some shit that happened to you but you realize as soon as it gets brought up, all the emotions/stress are still fresh as ever? hard to feel like you’re growing when old things from the past still get you upset
moonauroras: Spent the day with my friend Pauline sitting and going through old vinyl high as shit, it was the best day ever.
gunsandfireandshit:pruane2: smokeweedinbong: dynamohedron:coomerfrau: smokeweedinbong:Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: Cranky Old Man Shit #7 I make a habit of referring to my favorite women as “cunts”, and even I’m sufficiently evolved to think catcalling is pathetic. I can come up with semi-reasonable apologias for any number of
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
CAN THINSPO AND PRO ANA BLOGS STOP PUTTING ME ON THEIR DAMN BLOGS, STOP TAGGING ME AS THAT AND STOP STEALING MY SHIT
bigpenisandpussies: i have the original, this photo…old and photoshoped as shit but its okay.
papaseanproductions: blackscvle: bathingapes: jayvsatlas: basketballandlipgloss: old-school-shit: Didn’t even flinch Kobe is too real yo . Cold as fuck tho. bruh……….. he real for this Never been much of a Kobe fan but you have to recognize
toppestofallthekeks: My dad may be old, hairy, ugly, smelly and he may not try as hard as some of the boys I’ve slept with but holy shit, does he have a big dick. From now on, I don’t ever want a moment to go by that his dick isn’t inside me.
sexbooksandvacations: jayvsatlas: basketballandlipgloss: old-school-shit: Didn’t even flinch Kobe is too real yo . Cold as fuck tho. Kobe the best player in the nba until he retire fuck Lebron
Think I might play around in Sai later and sketch KH Heartless porn for bit. Really wish I wasn’t too chicken shit and nervous as fuck when it comes to people watching me draw. Streaming has always interested me. I’ve been hit by all kinds
sugars: imeaniguessidunno:y’all think this is artsy but pink tiles and bathtubs and shit are just remnants of the 1950’s and living in an old 1950’s house in the middle of summer with no air-conditioning aint as hipster as you think I JUST LIKE
leonarajourney: I think that a nice AU would be: Ruby the chef and Sapphire the pianist. Ruby, sixteen years old, started out as a waitress in a modest restaurant, though she has always loved cooking since young age. One day, arrived early at work
peepthismelanin:I very much dislike these gifs in that my ass looks as flat as a piece of cardboard and it makes me miss my old body (before disordered eating wrecked the shit out of it) but y'know body positivity. I’m trying to practice gratitude for
gookgod: i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit
x-file:dyatlovpassingprivilege:“fuuuuuck i miss the internet 10-15 years ago when it was ugly as shit and really bad for me in a different way than it is now”and what about it buddy you’re 19 you do not remember the old internet.
Holy shit, Mirror’s Edge noticed me. Only if this art wasn’t old as fuck….
hhh…old-ish simsOC shit
joelbangarangssonny: niallj: among—-the—-wildflowers: niallj: people who refer to old music as “real music” old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get
gookgod:i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit
000l:if your girl is still bringing up old shit, maybe it’s time to sit down and talk to her about it. yes it may be annoying, but that clearly means it’s stuck in her head and it’s been weighing heavy on her heart. just as bad as you
