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“Honey, I have a bit of a problem…” she says over Skype. Then, as she leans forward to rotate the webcam downwards, you see it - your girlfriend’s boobs were at least double their old size, and practically rest in her lap.
bigpenisandpussies: i have the original, this photo…old and photoshoped as shit but its okay.
nigeah: I ain’t shit N these old as fuck. But enjoy.
mrbluehat: This super hot and tight-bodied 16 year-old was as horny as shit all the time, and was always begging for more sex. She really liked him, too, and was at his beck and call practically constantly. She loved the feeling of being fucked and havin
I am very confused about this… On the one hand, Misty was only 12 years old when she was introduced, and aging in the anime(and possibly games) is slow as shit. On the other hand, this is fucking hot. I just… GAAAH! QUIT CONFUSING MY BONER!
oh my god I want toget fucked by the badass field tracker woman in Monster Hunter SO BADUGHHHH THIS HOT OLD FOXBUT THEN ALSO WE GET THESE SMOKING LADIES TOOthe handler is cute too but she ain’t got shit on these sexy!! powerful!! women!! I’m thirsty
No omo…But I eat at this place a lot and they recently started selling some random old used Japanese keychain things…. and I’m hooked they are cute as fuck!!!!!I got these 2, 2 days ago! This is Mooshi! He’s got a cute lil video game
azerial2001: dominawritesthings: destinyrush: Milwaukee teacher cuts off little girl’s natural hair as punishment, throws it away in front of her This is 7-year-old Lamya Cammon. Her teacher took her in front of her Milwaukee public school class
Wow i was lookin through some old coins my mum just got from some steampunk event and one of them was one letter shy of being worth £200… wow (apparently the f marking on our one was produced a lot whereas one with a d (lol) on it is worth a lot
46-year-old teenage boy anders blomqvist feels fresh and perkynextpreviousfirst
starting to feel kinda super shitty for not responding to fandom wank asks from people who are just looking for support but i really don’t want to start a public discussion about it bc it’s toxic as shit and i’m old and tired and can’t deal with
blacklongfellow: My son, Ty, funny as shit. The other day, I walked in on Ty jacking off. It was kinda awkward, meaning Ty was using old tube socks and no lube to get his rocks off. Standing in the his bedroom doorway for like twenty minutes, I could
gotitforcheap: old people will post a status on facebook like “check out the youtube video where…” but not post the actual link for it because they’re dumb as shit and also they ruined the economy
I've had too many run ins with people that treat me like shit for no reason it's mad annoying and unnecessary I'm old as fuck I don't have time for it no more
what kind of dumb fuckin’ question is that? “what you want for a reward?” he wants you to take him to the bowling alley so he can play 10 year old arcade games. bet that shit would have thrown her ass for a loop. this why i don’t
caterinasforzas: what to wear when…in a turkish fairy tale. examples: sessiz prenses (the silent princess), köz-çocuk (the cinder-youth), yılan-peris ve büyülü ayna (the serpent-fairy and the magical mirror) turkish tales are nothing if they
ancientart: Hera Farnese. Statue of Hera (of the Ephesus-Vienna type), the wife and one of three sisters of Zeus, and the goddess of women and marriage. Roman copy of the Imperial era after a Greek Classical original. 1st century AD, the original dates
koolaidicecubes: she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready
ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result you get when
hussyknee: osunism: systlin: buzzfeed: 21 Things That Will Give You Intense Flashbacks If You’ve Been On The Internet Since The Early ‘90s Holy shit I just relived the last 20 years of my life. Holy shittttt geocities omg I’m not old, you’re
ironmax: i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old enough to know your sexuality yet” like as if you’re not allowed to be anything other than heterosexual until you’ve reached a certain age and you get a ticket to choose your path of
mxcleod: More than 1,400 dead as magnitude-7.8 quake rocks NepalA powerful earthquake — the country’s worst in 80 years — rocked mountainous Nepal on Saturday, killing more than 1,400 people and leveling buildings and centuries-old temples. Dozens
gookgod:i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit
obitoftheday: Obit of the Day: Tiquicheo’s Fearless Mayor Maria Santos Gorrostieta became mayor of the town of Tiquicheo in 2009, when she was only 33 years old. She recognized the risks as her town was located in the state of Michoacan one of the
dreamsactualized: lolitaplusgeek: shawnhatesyou: horrorharbour: cevansydg: As a Xbox fan from day one this is my thoughts on what they said about the Xbox One…. God it hurts. What about all of my old games? WHAT NOW. IT’S NOT FAIR. This saddens
thesoftghetto: pixieandcorky: telvi1: sancophaleague: 19-year old Leon Ford of Pittsburgh, PA was pulled over by three police officers, as part of a “routine traffic check”. However, after holding Ford for almost 40 minutes, the police suspected
dynastylnoire: writeswrongs: By now I hope at least some of you have heard of Javier Payne, a 14-year-old black boy from the Bronx who was attacked by the NYPD last weekend as he was walking home from a hookah shop in his neighborhood. Cops said he
tatyanafazlalizadeh: Old painting, new wheatpaste. In 2011, I began a series of paintings called Victim of American Fear.(The title is from this article by Adam Serwer for The Prospect. As an illustrator, I’m often inspired to create a painting from
land-of-propaganda: SHAWSHOOTING/FERGUSON OCTOBER “Young people, I may strike you as old school, but I’m going down swinging.” - Cornel West (10/-12-13)
White man in Dallas shoots 8-year-old black boy in the face as he plays ‘tag’
molassesinmyveins:tintedjustice:Laporshia Massey, Philly 2013. 12 year old girl dies after asthma attack where there was no nurse on duty as a result of budget cuts. The Philadelphia School District has one nurse per 1500 students. 85% are students of
ja-ll: everything-doesnt-seem-right:thinksquad: In Gretna, Florida, Juanita Donald called the police to come assist her and get her 24 year old son to take his medication, as she had done in the past. On Tuesday morning, around 9:30 am, she called the
zubat: A thirteen year old girl, Izabel Laxamana, committed suicide last weekend because her father forcibly cut off about 10 inches of her hair, recorded the aftermath as he berated her and posted it online as punishment for an unknown offense. You
nissavolution: gregwuzhere: thisisevak: tarynel: jehovahhthickness: micdotcom: The brutal murder that ended the life of 16-year-old Arnesha Bowers is difficult to recount. On June 7, Bowers, who was described by her grandmother to local news as
abstracthough: gregwuzhere: thisisevak: tarynel: jehovahhthickness: micdotcom: The brutal murder that ended the life of 16-year-old Arnesha Bowers is difficult to recount. On June 7, Bowers, who was described by her grandmother to local news as
nprfreshair: Last October, China ended its 35-year-old policy of restricting most urban families to one child. Commonly referred to as the “one-child” policy, the restrictions were actually a collection of rules governing how many children married
blackmattersus: A professor at Princeton University wrote about her arrest this weekend for what she said was a three-year-old parking ticket, sparking debate on social media between those who see it as an example of racist behavior by police and others
maltamorena: 4mysquad: Chicago police officers carry protester Bernie Sanders, 21 years old, in August 1963 to a police wagon from a civil-rights demonstration. FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why y'all ain’t show out for ol boy in Nevada? He as good
femmefatalecreams: best-seen-in-snow: thisiseverydayracism: krxs10: Police Shoot Unarmed Man and his 6-Year-Old Autistic Son in the Head Multiple Times Killing Son As of Thursday morning, at least 834 people had been shot and killed by American
blackpoeticinjustice: rudegyalchina: s-xamayca: macleod: This could happen - a 74 year old Jewish ‘socialist’ president from Vermont and a surfing 35 year old hindu woman from Hawaii as his VP. God if this happens every Republicans head would
sale-aholic: mypencries: sale-aholic: Investigators identified 32-year-old Erick Shute, who describes himself as a “sovereign citizen,” as the suspected gunman and arrested him in Chester County, Pennsylvania, shortly after midnight Tuesday,
blackness-by-your-side: 400 Water Protectors were trapped on bridge as police fire tear gas, water, grenades today. 13-year-old girl was shot in the face by rubber bullets. 168 were people injured, 7 people were hospitalized with head injuries, 1 elder
eronthebender: sw-or-gtfo: pervocracy: He wasn’t as flagrantly bad as Trump, but let’s not completely rehabilitate George W. Bush into a nice old man who likes to paint and can’t handle his raincoat, okay? -signed, someone over thirty dubya
boootyfriedrice: theimaginarythoughts: thatgirlsherine: msdyanicarissa: Niggas always thirst over you when they don’t have you but once they do that shit just stop.. that’s so wack of y'all. 😴 LOUDER. The thrill of the chase Still thirst
deebott: tontonmichel: olanriskynegus: ?uestlove jamming with 15 year old street drummer, Darius Lindsley in New Orleans. This…..right…..here….. Dem niggas wrists strong as shit Yes! The snare drum gives you a lil bounce back, buckets
tikkunolamorgtfo: Full offence, but if you’re in law enforcement and you shoot into a car with a four year-old child sitting in the backseat because you “feared for your life,” then you’re not only a fucking failure as a police officer, but
woodmeat: imsoshive: fonzworthcutlass: I hate when these old music artists dress young. Like why all the zippers? Why all the leather? Why are your clothes so shiny? R. Kelly is corny as hell, has been to me for over a decade now, and this
beckybasic: For those who may not be awareThere was a shooting that happened around 10/11 PM PST so most of us were asleep.The shooting was on the Las Vegas Strip by Mandalay Bay at a Music Festival. They recognized the shooter as a 64 year old man named
beautifulsdot: chiripepe: The shooter was an old white dude. In before crazy online history is exposed with all that white nationalism bullshit or whatever this type gets into. They’re already actively framing him as being mentally ill, which is the
farseer-kip: e-wifey: tarynel: meatgod: First and foremost I want to thank all my followers who as allowed me to reach a 150000 plus followers and still growing, I truly appreciate each and everyone of you, and let us keep this NO JUDGEMENT ZONE
photosofthehistoryandwithhstory: Father stares at the hand and foot of his five-year-old, severed as a punishment for failing to make the daily rubber quota, Belgian Congo, 1904
theworldisyourstony: truecrimecrystals: Katie Fusco (pictured on the left) was adopted as an infant and raised by her adoptive parents in Dutchess County, New York. By time she was 18 years old, she had established herself as a talented artist with a
cosmic-noir: betsypaige22: dejesustymestwo: old-school-shit: theloneookami: How sad Very :( 8 YEAR OLDS THINK THEYRE GOING TO DIE How as a society can we be comfortable with ourselves to go to sleep at night and live our lives when there are babies
gookgod: i dont care how old this is its still funny as shit
cindimayweathersson: brokebitchantics: psalmsofraven: peanutbutterandjeffy: myheartburns4you: OH SHIT JAMES EARL JONES WAS FINE AS SHIT!! JAMES EARL JONES WOULDVE HAD A BITCH BUSSIN IT OPEN ON SET DURING THE GOOD OLD DAYS. NIGGA’S DICK PROBABLY
jihaad: jihaad: harry potter is so funny they really just categorized 11-yr-olds as either jocks, nerds, betas, or ethnonationalists what are they gonna do, call me a “heckin moldy slice of bread” or some shit? I’m quaking.
whatacartouchebag: Accurate as shit. Also, have this from an old vet nursing text book:
thejoshinator: so i’m bored as shit and going through old photos i took at akon a few years back and i get to the homestuck photoshoot because i was super into it around the time i last went and i see this and i notice this fucker in the back
jen-iii: ‘Space Flight Corundum was unique. Exploration of the solar system, as far off as the dwarf planet Pluto, had long been considered old news – this maiden voyage, however, was to be a momumental jump in human adventure. Ten years would be
