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Most girls seem to go for the Whore length. Anything shorter and they aren’t wearing a skirt.Â I think Cheeky would work just fine.Â

sbmorphical: Poorly-lit and not-so-great quality. Just like the rest of my life. I’m mostly joking. And I’m kicking dysphoria’s butt this morning after a pretty rough night! Go me!

onedeadpoet: “What’s that? You want to cum? I’ll tell you what, you go right ahead. No joke. But I’m not speeding up. Try to thrust your hips at all and I go slower.”

lissabunnyx: Insert sexual star wars joke here

The Punisher and Poison Ivy - Crime and Punishment“For Poison Ivy, one of the most notorious, vicious villainess in all Gotham, it was The Day of Reckoning.A day to pay for all the bad deeds unleashed upon the innocent souls.But for me, Frank

grannygoddamn: Saren’s most eloquent line in the entire game. I can’t stop reblogging my own Mass Effect posts. At least I think I’m funny.

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“Aw, shit,” I said as my niece deep-throated me. “Does your daddy know you’ve sucked enough cock to be able to do that?” I was mostly joking but the minx just winked at me as she pulled back up. What did that mean??? Had

So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA. It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class, Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

isukecchi: tsudanym: I’ll just leave the Smash/sex puns and jokes up to you guys. Mmmm, Samus.

Hahahahaha it finally happened! Actually this is most likely a joke message due to it being in caps. OMG i dunno what to do guys, y'know i think i should play it safe from now on no more muscle pone art or gorey stuffs, it’s superwholock ship pics

ortthyul: crowhousescratch: thedaisiestdaisy: laserscrewdriver: AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER oh this is back again good YES GOOD Poster for English class?

most-awkward-moments: click here if you’re awkward

new followers! hi all, nice to meet you! I also sure hope you are aware this is a very nsfw art porn blogI only posted the comic here because it was way too much of a dirty joke for my sfw main blog lmao

L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out

Mauve has the most Kinbaku oh how i could go on about this, but mangling my favorite Dilbert ever works fine

Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower

I remember that one time some posted on Reddit: What happened to Kenny? And I made the most obvious joke ever by saying “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” Guess what, when we did find out what happened to Kenny; he actually did die! I can’t believe

lizardsister: literally the most BASIC holocaust/sociology class will teach you that jokes targeted at a specific group of people are one of the base steps of oppression and eventual genocide because it dehumanizes a group and once a group is seen less

megapope: “can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

just-chemistry-things: mj-the-scientist: colinobeanoghue: elements with seven electrons are like the most hardcore obsessive things ever and I bet they write really intense fanfiction that puts fangirls on this website to shame as a scientist who

seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny. Wait WAT

Some people or in my experience, most people, can’t take a joke.

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ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent

kehinki: my favourite part was honestly natasha saying, “Shall we play a game” and then awkwardly explaining her own joke

literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what

cheetahpeople: squaliformes: randuin: elbegoss: Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right god i fucking love the scp foundation oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing: Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most

megahoppip: matthiscitrus: megahoppip: boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that Sexual dimorphism is a real thing Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it These pokemon

what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially

elitatheblackcat: I Just realized something! Sadie through most of the first half of the episode “joking victim” doesn’t talk down to Steven. Unlike Lars who see’s Steven as an annoying kid, Sadie see’s the good Steven does and knows he’s

keepbeachcityweird: Beach City was on fire today! The whole boardwalk! Some blame teenage hijinks, but I know the real culprit: The Ghost of William Buford Buchanan, Beach City’s Most Notorious Arsonist! He set a record 335 fires in the summer

Back when “Joking Victim” aired I remember seeing this odd post where someone was complaining about how they really hoped the video game thing wasn’t referring to sex because they “didn’t want to hear Sadie talk about stuff

I gotta admit, I’m mildly offended folks think I would mix up season 1 and 2 episodes, haha.

ohh my gosh, this is one of the most precious Steven faces

jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my

ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.

amoyed: when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate

jokes-weed-cars-lifes: Follow me for weed and jokes daily(mostly jokes). I follow back.

illusionofthebluebird: You know a fandom’s fucking crazy when we make random jokes about a character’s death and actually laugh at them in a futile attempt to laugh off the pain in our hearts. #Fandom #yes i’m talking to you magi fandom

seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

cornerof5thandvermouth:ladygolem: dailydot:(our thanks to businessinsider for most of the awesome photos! )(now let’s go buy a castle!)this is the single worst idea i have ever seen remember how dashcon turned outwhy would you do that to a castle

little-things-count-the-most: rivalfortune: megustamemes: Titanic. They better stay clear of the lettuce did you just

seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

Kitchen jokes would be ideal if guys even made enough to support a family/house for a woman to be in the kitchen of but since most guys can't even support a Chia plant I'll have my sandwich extra vinegar, bitch. $$$

si-pwns: fraserfj: I think Airplane! held the record for the most jokes per second in a movie? Agreed!

delicatelygirlyxoxo: Tell me a joke, so I can smile :)

loudlyyoungdreamer: I feel like there’s a ‘footlong’ joke to be made here

vacation-sex: Green (water) FairyThis is an Absinthe joke, see it when you’re in Vegas. It too is pretty, but louder.Las Vegas, Sept ‘16

trenderman: awesomefrench: mapsontheweb: Country which is the most joked about in another country Quel est le dernier film à succès en Belgique ? Il était dans l’ouest, une fois. (Désolée, j’étais obligée.) LET’S ALL HATE SWEDEN TOGETHER,

alltimeloe: alltimeloe: reblog & put an inside joke in the tags the tags on this post are solid gold

accursedasche: seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

Most cartoons for kids add a bunch of adult jokes Most cartoons for kids add a bunch of adult jokes

Killing Joke - Walking with Gods . A killer song from one of the most amazing bands out there. They just came out with a new album too… i’ve got to go give that a listen <3

Killing Joke - European Superstate . Killing Joke has always been and will always be one of the most brilliant bands ever

jaune says 2 sentences and I’m already mad at him LMAO

RIP neptune’s pretty face 2015-2018 im so sad

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