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muchadoabouttruffles: Okay, just hear me out for a second. Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
soradiesinkh3: shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most
maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
tw3rkingforjesus: whenpeterpanmetharriel: tw3rkingforjesus: My little brother got bored so he decided to do a thing. Kids at his school make fun of him for playing with legos and he gets really discouraged. I told him not to let anyone put him down
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
reannmallari: joshislegit: omgxnaaaate: kimluvzsecks: awwniiiigga: thatkidjayzee: this heart is for you ;] ohhhh shit, thats fucking dope! skillz whoas DUDE THATS FUCKIN FUN TO DO LOL. im not even kidding. o_o this shiiit is dope . LOOK
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
heinekenrana: Mr. Freeze is the first example I always give my kids when we have that talk that “People who do bad things are not always bad people”.
clifbarunner: z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human well now that i am making a list of all of the things that make in inadequate
theonlyren: Do you know why Gamagori is falling outside instead of chasing the kid down the stairs? Because students are not allowed to run through the hallways.
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
patriot-party:What they are doing tomyour.kids in school whether ypu approved or not.
foreveralone-lyguy: A post with 420 notes? Not on my watch *clicks like button to give it 421 notes* don’t do drugs kids
classycarolinagirl: whitecityboywitharedneck: Dad is a son’s first hero and a daughter’s first love I cant wait to be a father, and actually do it right. Qualification that my future husband MUST have: Be awesome to our kids Not all dads are
ddemonicc: thedailypibble: PSA from Manchester Animal Shelter (FB): Is this a cute picture? Do you see “cute” pictures of your friends’ kids on FB? No it isn’t cute, it’s an accident waiting to happen. That is not the look of love in that
persephone-reigns: jackpowerx: nudityandnerdery: Let’s take a moment to talk about this. I mean, because first off, “Tell cars not to hit kids.” Well, yeah, we do that all the fucking time, idiot. Ever seen signs like these? We have classes
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
shady-brain-farm: high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people,
porko-rosso: chefpyro: Wanna live in the earthbound world but not as a protagonist I just wanna chill and a kid comes by, hits me with a baseball bat, sets me on fire with his mind and steals my cookie You can do that in Florida
bit-of-the-gay: byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing Frfr^
logicd: Zimmerman didnt use SYG. Why are people so fucking dumb holy shit. You are not allowed to fire “warning shots” with stand your ground. She pointed at an unarmed man who had yet tried to do harm to her, with her kids next to him. This is why
jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier??
i-want-spankings: nvbianprincess: highonmelanin: now-this-is-living: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. I just can’t not reblog this This is literally PROOF
oonabashed: epochayur: people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
nvbianprincess: highonmelanin: now-this-is-living: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. I just can’t not reblog this This is literally PROOF that hate IS TAUGHT.
jaclcfrost:it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
debramagnified: dont-letmecave-in: debramagnified: annehathawillannehathaway: that’s what you get you dumb bitch The kids not dumb, it’s all those idiot adults standing around just letting her do it. ah yes, fun police, we meet again. I
vikingen: Remember when Recess casually had a black Santa, and when they saw Santa, the big surprise was that Santa shaved, not that he was black. And none of the kids thought it was weird that he was black when they found out? Because I do, and it was
inopinatehostility: dynastylnoire: brugalboobs: sizvideos: What adults do at work according to kids - Full video Theyre not wrong on point They’re so adorable
wittyandcharming: muchadoabouttruffles: Okay, just hear me out for a second. Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or
lizzie-mcguire: There’s not a lot of brown superheroes. And you know, I’m half-Polynesian and what that’s gonna represent to every Islander, to every brown kid that’s out there… it’s really cool what they’re doing with that, so that’s
criminal-mastermind: Don’t do meth kids. not even once
thecorruptedquietone: freckledbuttchester: so baby Dean had a firefighter costume in his room Dean told Sam he always wanted to be a firefighter when he was a kid Mary died in a fire how much do you want to bet little Dean blamed himself for not saving
romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents
sixpenceeeblog: I had a friend who lived in the air vents By reddit user mjpack When you’re a little kid, you do some strange stuff to get attention. Especially when you’re an only child and then poof, you’re not, you’re getting the “little
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