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Laughing… If you were on death row… If instead of dying by the noose Or the chair Or injection you were sentenced to die, smothering under this divine ass of Mine… Would you still file all those appeals?

Watch Dogs is hilarious. Try killing civilians while they’re running away from you. The very close ones die, the distant ones are immune to bullets and the mid ranged ones ‘die’, but instead of falling down into a rag doll they just

timcanpy: For the peace of the Hidden Leaf Village and most of all, for Uchiha Sasuke. He wanted to die as a criminal and a traitor. He accepted disgrace in the place of honor, and hate instead of love, and despite of that, he died with a smile on his

The world doesn’t end abruptly as Sehun had once thought it would. No, dying too quickly after living for billions of years wouldn’t do. The earth doesn’t die like that, doesn’t go out a bang. Instead, she falls apart. (x)

stable86: mcsweezy: forgot to post this last night. It’s fem-nips Nipspone, but fem. And instead of flannels, she wears Hawaiian shirts On the right, we have Nikita for reference >INSTEAD OF FLANNELS, SHE WEARS HAWAIIAN SHIRTS IM DYING

gogh-save-the-bees: 🌳🌿🍃🍀🍁🌳“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”~

lovingy0uiseasy: life-moves-on-asdoesthesadness: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and

catslock: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY

black-gate: cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS

theramblinggirl: prince-lee: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: thesassylorax: xximmaeatjooxx: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother

221bbakerstreetissherlocked: afro-satan: do you think, instead of saying “im dying” or “im laughing so hard im gonna die” the doctor says “im regenerating” “OH MY GOD LMFAO HOLY SHIT IM REGENERATING” “I CANT FUCKIN BREATHE IM GONNA

pinkcakes-blackcoffee: thesassylorax: xximmaeatjooxx: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become

wodneswynn: fromacomrade: cosmomage: ftwobr2000: running-batty: It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army. Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her. Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street

cosmomage: ftwobr2000: running-batty: It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army. Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her. Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

love-is-an-act-of-magic:When people think you’re dying they really, really listen to you, instead of just…instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?

It’s been a great day on tumblr, I’m so happy the queen died, I’d like more rich and powerful people to follow suit

timcanpy: For the peace of the Hidden Leaf Village and most of all, for Uchiha Sasuke. He wanted to die as a criminal and a traitor. He accepted disgrace in the place of honor, and hate instead of love, and despite of that, he died with a smile on his

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

biffmccracken: harlequinfairy: aintasuperhero: octoafterhours: cybersenshi: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

Hmm I bought the digital vbros zine but now I’m considering canceling + reordering the physical one instead 🤔

comeonyouarenotalone: granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead Me meo

its so great to finally see thousands in my bank account instead of cutting out coupons. But no matter where I am, I'll still make time to hit up Passaic for my บ flats and ū leggings.

megaman2: Let’s all just make jokes about die antwoord instead How many die antwoords will I need to screw in a lightbulb? None becaus they’re fuckin weird and I don’t want them in my house

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

nerdsandgamersftw: blessedarethefallen: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

armoredsoftie: #this was so refreshing#instead of the usual#why do you want to save this planet#‘BeCaUsE iT Is ThE rIgHT ThiNg tO Do’#but instead#‘BECAUSE ILL DIE TOO??? Dont want that’ lmao

zippythewondersquirrel: mrsdetectiveryan: skeletree: thecupisaportkey: I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British

zippythewondersquirrel: mrsdetectiveryan: skeletree: thecupisaportkey: I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

prince-lee: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: thesassylorax: xximmaeatjooxx: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane

black-gate: cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS

annnnd im officially back on lithium (300 instead of 900 for now)

angelacht: gluecksfang: I really should be studying for my finals, instead I’m taking photos of me with my pretty underwear and my cute bed sheets :) look how cute everything looks :))) 🌸🎀 das ist die traurigste bildbeschreibung, die ich jemals

This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

aripinthefabricofreality: herrashmoo: tr4pdoor: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

bluebomberblaster: dreaminghallucinations: espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. Woah… I want to see

amajor7: “To die by your side is still dying so like let’s just stay in and watch a movie instead.”

animewaterfall: restlesslyaspiring: little-lark: amunteren: espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

restlesslyaspiring: little-lark: amunteren: espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. Whoa… THIS IS

destijls: “When people think you’re dying they really really listen to you instead of just-” “-Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak” Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

-Recives blank Pages and Covers to color from an Editor as test for a Colorist jobMe: Let’s be a good girl and do everyting on a damn separate layer and whatever as they tought me at school instead of my usual “max 5 layers for everything” and

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

oberynmartell:everyone is complaining about how “tumblr is dying” but how the fuck is it supposed to survive if ya’ll dont reblog from content creators??? if all you do it like their work instead of reblogging it, instead of spreading it around.

oberynmartell:everyone is complaining about how “tumblr is dying” but how the fuck is it supposed to survive if ya’ll dont reblog from content creators??? if all you do it like their work instead of reblogging it, instead of spreading it around.

wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

xlthuathopec: jen-iii: “Its ok, I’m not going to let anything hurt you, Ruby.. So this is a new AU im working on which I unoriginaly dubbed ‘Strays’. In this AU, Ruby and Blake are sisters instead of Yang and Ruby. Ruby is also a wolf faunus

jen-iii: Ahem…ok I can explain. xekstrin created a hella rad Cinderruby AU where, Instead of becoming Huntresses, They work for Junior and then are later hired by Cinder. this au hasn’t even been made yet and im already doing fanart coUGH

st0rmkeeper: I wanted to play off of jen-iii’s proposal that Ruby & Sapphire be in a badass motorcycle gang. Instead, this happened.

You know what would have been hilarious? If Marinette, who is used to signing autographs as Ladybug, accidentally signs Adrien’s CD with her ladybug signature instead of her actual one

cannibean: “we should be lovers instead” kinda inspired by @jen-iii because her username sounds like jenny and shes nuts about rupphire

a V4 pyrrha look for an AU where jaune dies instead of her. I tried mimicking the show’s style to make it look more authentic ahah…details about the design:added some small element’s of jaune’s old armor as pyrrha would want to honor his

keena-kapu: Hey y'all wanna see what I made instead of writing today?

espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

kittenlitttle:meandering-hedonist: Fun, dominant ways to tease her in public: Give her little commands, like “Get my coat for me, sweetheart.” (Instead of thanking her, call her a “good girl” when she completes the task) Contantly keep a hand

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