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wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. Mind = Blown

retrodynamics: I have work in the morning but also wanted to hop on the Akihiko fighting bears train so I stayed up drawing this instead. #Good life decisions blog GAHH TEDDIE!

hugggggiebear: nimbusthetardis: coffeeandcockatiels: cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha

citysliquor: cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS

queers-transgenders: Arco Iris, Non-Binary and Bisexual Queer Thanks irlannd for the awesome selfie for our Nonbinary/ Queer Selfies post!! Queer? That’s such an offensive word worse than fag, why don’t you guys like fag? Use fag instead of queer.

jkontumblr: Goan Fragoso Why don’t you post pics of hot transgender women instead of these dogs :-( you’re going to turn people away.That is a hot transgender woman, if I were gay or it was a real woman I might have sex with it <3 This here…&

I was getting ready to drive to Reno at noon when my doorbell rang around 10:30 I had no intention of going anywhere near the front door because it has a window in it instead of peephole…I couldn’t see who rang the doorbell or the person standing

themodernmisandrist: A misandrist is a woman who hates men as much as men hate one another. Why are you so stupid that is 100% untrue who told you that? If you want to know how men really think you could try asking them instead of telling how they

insanelover-smoothtalker: Já está calor! Justifica-se vir para o lago… Your thighs are fat, try going to the gym instead of blogging or do they not have those in Mexico… fatty, el fatass

h99d: 'I forgot the word for cute.''Dogs are cute, so I used that word instead.' how my friend met her bf and almost smacked him haaaaa it was kinda cute so i made a comic They were probably talking about how good dog tastes…

if we live fast, let us die young

I wish I was sacred instead I'm just scared.

wtf-fun-factss: Alternate universe for batman where Bruce Wayne dies instead of his parents - WTF fun facts

yeah uhh ped/o/s don’t fucking tag me? fuck off and die instead thanks k bye

laurellynnleake: solarbird: cosmomage: ftwobr2000: running-batty: It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army. Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her. Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street

loshka: fatgirlopinions: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like,

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

told y'all, I ain’t crazy. this haunter was ready to die instead of letting Ash catch him.

sherlockrunningawayfrommpreg replied to your post: what if there were people who were transallergic to stuff force-feed them it so they identify as choking and dying instead lmfao HELP HELP I’M BEING OPPRESSED *CHOKES*

Okay I took the day off. My mentor made me. The really sweet special ed teacher also supported me for it. The secretaries reminded me that I’m entitled to it. I fibbed and said that a childhood friend died. They filled in some of the obvious blanks.

@ the tank on ESO who just let everyone else die and completed the dungeon without us: …perish

thelilnan: ohgorman: whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir And tried to burn him alive John Noble just does not play normal dads

ihavewaytoomanyfeels: azureinfinity: abagofkittens: earthgirldonna: tr4pdoor: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha

zohbugg: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY FLASHPOINT IS NUTS.

lovelyand-alone: granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead This gives me that tummy feeling you

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sg-bbygrl: when he throws u on the bed trying to be sexy but u hit ur head on the floor n die instead. mood.

nikeonmyfeet: Today I Learned that there is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father to become Batman and his mother to go insane and become the Joker.

restlesslyaspiring: little-lark: amunteren: espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. Whoa… THIS IS

iamthedeadpool: tedkordisanasshole: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: thesassylorax: xximmaeatjooxx: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his

black-gate: cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS

scarydragonbitch: twd writers: so….what if we swapped the lesbian…with the straight male who takes an arrow to the eye in the comics…..and let HER die instead?other twd writers: FUCKING GENIUS LET’S DO IT

clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt

jonasfiel: ohketchum: thedarkknightofyourdreams: This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. OMFG I WOULD

runicbasso: drosa724: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “ Beautiful. Reblogging every time.

herzspalter: An anon once asked me “what would’ve happened if Knockout had died instead of Breakdown?” This is my answer. (also, in case it’s hard to see, these are supposed to be Vehicons holding Breakdown back, I messed that one up badly, sorry)

xianfrost: roboticmythos: xianfrost: Imagine Megatron bringing Kevlar to a meeting and Rodimus asks the sparkling’s opinion on a thing instead of Megatron He has very strong opinions “You’re not building a racing track in the common room!”

herzspalter: An anon once asked me “what would’ve happened if Knockout had died instead of Breakdown?” This is my answer. (also, in case it’s hard to see, these are supposed to be Vehicons holding Breakdown back, I messed that one up badly, sorry)

lovingy0uiseasy: life-moves-on-asdoesthesadness: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and

bertholdtcolossi: anxiousforhome: “Bertholdt is weak” “Bertholdt is unimportant” “Bertholdt has no personality” “Bertholdt should have died instead of Marco” I will spoil your ass so hard you won’t

granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead

wow-images: I just learned because of cultural laws and rules in China, when you die, instead of a skeleton there are tombstones.

cosmomage: ftwobr2000: running-batty: It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army. Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her. Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

The uncertainty of whether my sister is going to live or not is going to kill me. I want to die. I want to die instead of her.

ileftmyheartinwesteros:The uncertainty of whether my sister is going to live or not is going to kill me. I want to die. I want to die instead of her. This is killing me. I can’t bear any of this. I

osodelicioso: liveslost86: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS

lovelyand-alone: granguav: wonderxbread: sn4ke-eyes: The loop is too fucking perfect. i could just sit here and watch this for forever this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead This gives me that tummy feeling you

wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY HOLY FUCK

espruen: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

cosmomage: ftwobr2000: running-batty: It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army. Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her. Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

cait-space: wholockednatural-13: xflowerofcarnagex: An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. THIS IS SO CRAZY

*dies from wanting daddy*lookin at outrageous porn and hentai and junk and just, can I have daddy for real instead plz

ialwaysfeelinvisible: kassandra-mae: why couldn’t i have died instead of you? rest in paradise. I’m sorry for your loss, but it’s important to remember that everyone has to die someday. Yours day hasn’t come yet. No matter what you’re dealing

seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my

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