im about it
NSFW Tumblr
find im about it on porn pin board
im about it clips
art is a weapon. use it.
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
zombiegender: hmmmm.. nice character you have there……. wouldn’t it be better.. if they….. were TRANS
I’m going to try to go to bed early, because I have to get interviewed by a panel of people from an accreditation board about my experience in my grad school program. For some reason, my professor picked me?????? and I still don’t really
um-whatt: mcrsquad: You like mcr, panic at the disco, choppy hair cuts, fall out boy and black clothing. You can’t stop smudging your eyeliner, you can’t stay out of hot topic, and you don’t know the top 20 charts. Face it, you’re never
lizzorasaurus: lizzorasaurus: p. much I can always tell when a big con is coming up because this makes it’s rounds again.
bigenderkanekiken: *14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model
Back At It Again
uchiigatana: i don’t run an anime blog, i run a personal blog and it just happens to be all anime
ajecomicry: it looked at me
Hey bud it's Jackie
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
magicoftelevision: autisticcosima: my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
yukgioh:it’s been “one of those days” for several years
vampireswillbutthurtyou: don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
When is it an inappropriate time to quote The Room?
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
What is it, man? Nervous poots?
d1rtypaws: When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it
shock: shock: every kind of transmasc 1. my chemical romance fan who blocks dysphoria with the constant presence of a heavy bracelet and is always posting deep lyrics about life 2. chilling. genderless. masc presenting. able to grow a full beard and
bathtubaccidents: bathtubaccidents: completely unfunny on main just totally blowing it just embarrassing frankly on main
aidashakur:Crying cause it really be this way 😭
smokedsalmoniloveyou:I am pretty. I am revolting. I am promiscuous. I am emotionally catholic. Look at me. I can not bare it.
cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not
thelonewulff:pumpkinspicebluntwrap:Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese
queen-breha-organa:queen-breha-organa:Support your besties when they are being little haters. It is good for the economy My bestie, randomly texting me: So fucking get this-Me, instantly:
zlomenina:naomisnagata: i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born”
teslacb:i cant fuck it we ball for much longer
About Executive Dysfunction; for neurotypical people
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
Check it. Fnally got aniline to distill off, step one of this five step synthesis completed.
fleurdelisee: polygonal-lasso: I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control. #a kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the queen
castiel-knight-of-hell: bombing: we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere Scully from the other side of the bed: Mulder
there is no other side. this is it.
cloudfreed: my-own-superman: I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday. oh my god oh my GOD
just-shower-thoughts: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
pakistaniheaux: heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
spookymajor: note to self don’t think about your otp curled up together in bed, legs and arms all tangled together between blankets to fight off the cold and listening to the sound of rain and each other’s breathing, faces buried in tangles of hair
jonasbrothers: there should be like a really obvious sign that you’re about to start your period like the day before you start your pee should turn bright blue or something as a warning signal because I’m sick of this surprise shit
itshardtoactnormal: You’re COMING OUT of your losing season. UNIVERSE is about to restore all that was lost.
hungarian: there’s s/t really irresistible about a guy’s back muscles
msgrae: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
nagito-komaedas: i had a dream that lethal made a text post regretting all the mean things he said about joe and saying he actually loved him very much.
somebody wants to cut a hole in you & fuck you through it buddy
cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
porpentine: one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to
