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dorkly: Videogames as Classic Books Don’t settle for the Cliff’s Notes – finish them to 100% completion. There are so many games missing here.
dorkly: Videogame Phrases and Idioms For Everyday Life
dorkly: 5 Pokemon Facebook Updates Yes, pikachu is fucking worthless.
dorkly: Max Payne’s Morning Schedule
dorkly: Pokemon: The Later Years
dorkly: The Most Beautiful Thing In the World I do the same with comics, action figures, movies, music and other games.
dorkly: Iron Man Cosplays, From Worst to Best Keep trying, Justin Hammer.
dorkly: The Dorklyst: The 5 Biggest Mistakes Ever Made By Nintendo Nintendo is an incredible company – they essentially invented the modern videogame market, are responsible for the most recognizable figures in gaming, and have always pushed innovation
dorkly: Pac-Man’s Guide to Dating There’s plenty of fish ghosts in the maze. So true and unfair.
dorkly: Unbelievable Zelda / Nintendo 64 Cake If his friends really loved him, they would’ve gotten the gold cartridge cake. Link looks like he’s on crack and Zelda on meth.
dorkly: 6 Horrible Truths About Super Mario Bros. The original Super Mario Bros. for the NES is something of a Rosetta Stone for adventure games, informing virtually everything that followed it. It’s a simple tale of an underdog hero overcoming
dorkly: Doom Time Nothing more algebraic than slaying the hordes of Hell.
dorkly: Sonic For Hire: Star Wars If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the desert planet with two suns.
dorkly: How Much We Care About Star Wars, Over Time True, for the most part.
dorkly: Super Nintendo Erotica NSFW SNES DAFUQ DID I JUS’ C?
dorkly: Mass Effect 3 At Different Prices For Some Unknown Reason You know what they say – “sex(ism) sells.” I can just hear the man-hating feminazis going apeshit.
dorkly: Saddest Final Fantasy Inscription Ever He’ll be looking for a rebound random encounter soon. HA! Couples. Infinite sources of entertainment.
dorkly: Batman Street Just take a left at “Dead Parents Boulevard.” HA!
dorkly: What Legolas Saw Grab the Pocky, dwarf-san. We’re going to turn those orcs into bento. HA!
dorkly: Darth Vader’s Sister “Luke, I am your aunt.” Hey there, sexy!
dorkly: Fallout Surgery Blues
dorkly: NES Lunchbox If it doesn’t open, just blow on it for a while.
dorkly: Nerds and Bros Are Not That Different
dorkly: Mass Effect Miranda Body Paint Cosplay This actually looks a little looser than her outfit in the game.
dorkly: The Dorklyst: 10 Incredible Videogames That Only Exist In Our Imaginations
dorkly: The Most Dangerous Gamer
dorkly: The Iron Giant In Limbo Suddenly that spider doesn’t seem so bad.
dorkly: Star-Crossed Gamers Me and my girlfriend. We play both consoles, but I’m mostly PS3 and she’s mostly Xbox 360.
dorkly: Glow-in-the-Dark Yoda Tattoo “Take off your shirt in front of others, you must not ever.” I find your lack of faith in the darkside, disturbing. FUCK YODA AND THE JEDIS!
dorkly: Brawl in the Family: Clockwise
dorkly: Where Legendary Pokemon Come From I would do this, but with a Charizard.
dorkly: Retro Videogame Ornaments The 16-Bits of Christmas. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The Mike Tyson’s Punch Out tree topper is all I could concentrate on.
dorkly: Shy Guy’s French Name Is Slightly Different The French either really hate Mario 2, or they know something about Shy Guy we don’t.
dorkly: Awkward Zombie: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+D
dorkly: Super Odinson Bros. Watch out, here come the REAL Hammer Bros.
dorkly: Learning Stuff With Batman Hey Batman, what about these graves marked “Thomas and Martha Wayne”? HA!
dorkly: 8 Lines That Would Have Ended the Lord of the Rings Real Fast
dorkly: Skyrim: The Dragonborn Rides Again
dorkly: Badass Rush Robot-dog is robot-man’s best robot-friend.
dorkly: The Witch-King Goes To the Playground “No man can swing higher than me…”
dorkly: Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon The first prototype for the Death Star was a little low-tech. I. WANT. THIS.I. NEED. THIS.
dorkly: Incredible Gandalf Back Tattoo There and backtat again.
dorkly: Etch-a-Sketch Charizard Something tells me Earthquake would be super effective against this one. I only did lines in that god awful toy. 1 of my worst gifts ever.
dorkly: Link’s Being Inconsiderate “And RIGHT AFTER playing the Song of Storms? Asshole.”
dorkly: Retro X-Men Comic Book Tattoo Keep that arm in good condition and it’ll be worth at least 贄 in 20 years. …really?!
dorkly: The Chocolate-y Eye of Sauron “You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey.”
dorkly: Guess the Character! Duh, it’s E. – “Nintendo Man.” …really? REALLY?!
dorkly: Awkward Zombie: Space Race
dorkly: Lady Assassin’s Creed Looks like the Assassins ran out of cloth. She should lose more clothing.
dorkly: Middle Earth PSAs
dorkly: Videogames Are To Blame For Every Bad Thing That Has Ever Happened Now I’m even less interested in that Animal Crossing game. That’s too depressing and real for me. I play videogames to escape reality, NOT be reminded of it.
dorkly: Jedi Training “Well, at least now I don’t have to tell him that thing about his dad…” If only this would’ve happened for real. Fuck, I hate Luke so much.
dorkly: Boba Fett Likes the Sound of This Restaurant He’ll be mighty disappointed once he finds out the correct way to pronounce “buffet.”
dorkly: Mortal Kombat Mouse Pad is Well-Endowed For those lonely nights when you’ve been banished to the Friend Realm. I’d prefer Milena, but I’ll take this 1 all the same.
dorkly: Gandalf vs. Balrog It’s the Fellowship of the Boxing Ring.
dorkly: Badass Princess Peach She’s going to kick Bowser’s ass into another castle. Yeah, right. Bowser getting his ass kicked, is as likely as Catholic Priests no touching children.
dorkly: Disaster In Sinnoh
dorkly: Wookie Monster You should see this guy eat Ewoks.
