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hushpuppy1980: Guys, youâ€™re gonna learn to work as a team. Youâ€™ll crawl from one end of the stadium to the other like this. If the ball falls, you both get it up the ass. Of course, youâ€™ll have to dodge the balls weâ€™ll throw at you. We also need

Why does my girlfriend have to live so far away? ðŸ˜©

Yes Honey, of course I agree that the second set is much more discreet, they almost look like men’s pajamas, but I’m afraid you’ll have to wear knickers, I want you to show your boss that you no longer pretend to be a man, no after you

Working from home and having that home for sale is an awful combination.Any time I get a good span of time to just sit and work on commissions, I get a call saying there’s house showings in like 2 hours, so I have to run around cleaning up instead.Which

The Anti-Stress Pupper has just fwumped on you! Share this Anti-Stress Pupper and you will never ever ever ever have to overtime at work ever again and you can come home to your boo while he’s still awake and you’ll have plenty of time to do ~stuff~

Drogger in Glowing PinkBecause I had more EL wire that I wasn’t using. o3o I also have green, but it’s currently being used. I may get more, but currently I’m TOTALLY out of money trying to renovate the back room into a studio.

If I ‘fall asleep’ like this- he’ll have to walk in on me. I hope I can stay soft… although… maybe he will believe I sleep with boners. Either way I’ll get him to see me naked. Oh shit… I finally get to

bisho-s: If I die, remember me…. WIP (this is like… the 5% of all the work that redraw gifs takes……. Look the things I’ll do for my otp)I’m not going to be in my house all the weekend… so….. you’ll have to wait like a lot… for

To prove to Onee-sama that I was not being suspicious at all, I guess I’ll have to show her why I asked about her OTP in AnR. p.s. I don’t like AnR ;_; love, -Kouhai Full Size

I have a bad habit of avoiding watching the finales of stuff I really like/is important to me, like it took me years to get around to watching the last episode of Wonderfalls and I still have not finished the last season of Psych despite watching it while

Lovely woman, beautiful name Lady Winter, I´ll take you again

lavender-ish: grimygurl: I’ll never understand the logic of the dudes who slide into my dm’s like “oh I dont pay for sex, I dont have to” like okay sure yah free sex isnt that hard to get, but if u want my sexual labour u do have to pay for

Well, it’s a cheap shot, but it’s been months of having zero better ideas, so looks like I’ll have to use song lyrics for the fic title again, I thought to myself… and then I was like, wait a minute, why am I saying again? When’s the

omorashisuggestion: I know I told you I would have a surprise for you after you got home from work. You have to go to the bathroom? Surprise! The bathroom’s locked, looks like you’ll have to hold it until I unlock it or you wet yourself.

I can’t post more porn-y things right now since I’m at work, so this’ll have to do. And I’m still getting used to the idea that people we know have seen and will continue to see some of the weirder things that we post/talk about.

drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

shrap-null replied to your post: oh spiral knights I guess that means you’ll only be doing one dungeon a day and if not that then you’ll have to spend the day crafting 2 items instead of doing anything whatsoever i still have like 3000 CE or some

ontheganges: I’m up for another contest with PLNDR, to be an assistant stylist for an upcoming photoshoot!If you dig my styling capabilities (see blog for references) then vote for me on Facebook! (You’ll have to like PLNDR on Facebook; dude, I’ll

I have to try and get nycc passes at noon uuuuuuugh. The thing is I might get passes from a friend that is working a booth there, but it’s not confirmed and I might qualify for a professional pass, but I can’t apply for it until I actually

Hey, I finally drew Pearl! Yay This was supposed to be my quick doodle for last night but Pearl is hard for me to draw because she’s like mostly limbs

I made a gif of the egg cracking in the opening of Trick (season/series 1). The yolk was a different color each season but I only own the first season so it’ll have to be stand alone.

I’m going to go to Wondercon for a bit. There’s not really any panels or things like that I want to see, when I bought the passes I was hoping there would be something cartoon related going on but the only cartoon thing seems to be a Cartoon Hangover

So! It turns out Leonard has a seroma, not an abscess. This is good news because it’s a less serious issue and doesn’t require as extreme a treatment. I’ll have to give him antibiotics and hot pack the area for the next few weeks and

pokemon: Meet version-exclusive Pokémon and discover new features coming to Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon! http://bit.ly/1YcZFJ4

Chrome seems to have changed the way it logs its History where it’ll only keep a handful of results with the same title and I have to assume the sole reason for this is specifically to screw with how I fill my queue :| It used to be that I would go

secretslice: Well boys, as promised, I said that if I made it to 100 followers I would post a photo of what I’m packing. Here it is. We’ll have to determine what I’ll show if I make it to 200… ;) Hope you guys like the blog! Do my best to keep

codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking

ass-the-new-vagina:In the anal-only world you’ll have Uber-like services where an app lets you instantly find a local gal to fulfill your needs. Have a sudden desire to fist a gaping rectum? Press 1 for service and she’ll be there!

erin-ellingson: Pretty much, yeah. But, seriously, ask him to introduce you to it. I think you’ll like it! Hmm alright. I’ll have to ask him sometime. Just hope he doesn’t find it weird. [ laughs ]

Age: 28  Biggest fear: Planning my mother’s funeral. There’s nothing wrong with her, I’m just incredibly morbid.  Current time: 22:44  Drink you last had: 7~Up  Easiest person to talk to: I’ll talk to anyone, to be honest.

beardedsir: Randomly getting fingered. Used. It’s one of the things you’ll have to put up with while being involved with me. This need I get, to make you cum, it sticks in my brain like a song. I’ll try to go about my day, but the thought

$frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’$

frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’

nibit: 420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

braidsandbruisedknees: pleasurabledistractions: braidsandbruisedknees: When me and @pleasurabledistractions try to get revenge on eachother during playtime 😇😇 Your smiley didn’t show up this time, hahaaa Just means I’ll have to bite harder

like its nuts. saying am i a danger to myself. that i’m going to die and that you’ll have to bary me or take care of my blind aputated ass. its fucking crazy. no one actually gets aputated.

I was going to buy a Pure Neemo from AmiAmi because he was really cheap but somebody got him while I was trying to figure out if I could really afford him atm OTL

junie-junette: So have a small Kirishima x Bakugo sketch for today, I think it’s the biggest thing I’ll do *sigh* I feel like crap today !Tomorrow I’ll have to work more !

non-binary-girl: She’s scheduled the bodyswap to be for a whole year next time. I think she may have liked too much. She says she’ll also force me into a female chastity belt that I’ll have to wear under my panties. And wearing the heels aswell…

jilliansimoni: As much as I’d like to see my wife like this, I’m sure having multiple guys groping and fucking her at the same time would ruin the illusion that it’s only one (me). They’ll have to take turns… repeatedly.

persimmon444-deactivated2021052:Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities

biggestboobguns: “Don’t my huge tits look so nice all oiled up? I’ll bet you’d like to shove your huge cock in between them, wouldn’t you? Well, I’ll have to inspect it first to see if you’re worthy…”

non-binary-girl: She’s scheduled the bodyswap to be for a whole year next time. I think she may have liked too much. She says she’ll also force me into a female chastity belt that I’ll have to wear under my panties. And wearing the heels aswell…

optimistic-pepperoni: toomuchperfume: optimistic-pepperoni: Every single day I see a post on my dash with some variation of “I want to be a sugar baby but I don’t want to have sex EW” like you want to get paid to do nothing? You’ll have to

gojikas: fuckyeah-nerdery: bebinn: eviltessmacher: pro-choice-or-no-voice: bebinn: Want to go to Planned Parenthood in D.C.? You’ll have to run the anti-choice gauntlet first. This is what it looks like when clinics don’t have buffer zones.

gerrii77: beardedsir: Randomly getting fingered. Used. It’s one of the things you’ll have to put up with while being involved with me. This need I get, to make you cum, it sticks in my brain like a song. I’ll try to go about my day, but

kinbaku-bondage: uwillcallmesir: Eventually you’ll learn to keep your legs open like a good slave. But you’re too stupid to learn that today… so I’ll have to beat it into you with my belt, slave. Submit for Punishment Reblogged by tumblr.viewer

boundpets-2:azhole29:Bad news bitch, looks like your daddy decided not to pay the ransom so we’ll have to find another way to get our money’s worth from you. My partner wants to sell you to a group of slavers who’ll train you to be a

Like another man’s cock fucking you, honey? “Oh my God YES”….”I was just going to do it this once only for you, honey, but now you’ll have to find new cocks for me at least twice a week”……………”Or

I hate when im trying to be petty and I make a typo, now I have to decide what is stronger my pettiness or my need for correct spelling

warning-coffeeisexplosive: edweeirdo: queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

when im feeling better and up to doing commissions again i’ll probably take something like homestuck chibi comms or something to help with the bills too ;u; i hate having to like ask people for help all the time, i like earning things but whenever

playbunny: Well of course I had to make some autumn icons for the trolls too or else I would have felt bad for leaving them out haha, feel free to use any if you’d like, enjoy <3 I’ll have the second troll batch up soon! [ Kids Batch | Trolls

i told myself i wasn’t going to buy any SU comics cause i knew i wasn’t going to stop at one, well i bought one and now guess where i am

like, i wanted to play it handheld and record it but i could also download a rom and stream it? does that sound funner?i’ll have to set it up on my other laptop tho cause that will be able to handle streaming better ovo

nsfwlesbianstuff: “please make me soaking wet”I most certainly willBut you’ll have to beg for it first, for every single bit of it. Which I’m sure a good girl like you will gladly do.I’ll have you handcuffed, with your legs spread apart, unable

kingxpark-deactivated20221115:💫 i hope you dream you’re fucking me and wake up in the middle of the night so horny you’ll have to touch yourself because you won’t be able to go back to sleep without coming thinking about me 💫

britishporn: Bonny Epson on top form in yesterday’s dogging update on Killergram. Check out that little black dress.. she’ll have to take that to the dry cleaners after this. (Scene here)

my mom got into her korean dramas again,,,,,,,…. i don’t think we’ll be continuing the watching ahAH

fiNISHED MY ESSAYi mean tomorrow i’ll have to tweak and edit stuff but THE HARD PART IS OVER

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