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Young TS Shaidel get fucked by a big Cock Today We have our boy Lance Hart chillin after a long night out with his uncle.He’s getting some tips on how to pick up Mexican women. Latin Tgirls are a different breed of women. They simply love being

Young TS Shaidel get fucked by her BoyFriend Today We have our boy Lance Hart chillin after a long night out with his uncle.He’s getting some tips on how to pick up Mexican women. Latin Tgirls are a different breed of women. They simply love

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”

So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and

“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

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Finally your girlfriend is home. You were worried since your car wouldn’t start when you went to pick her up, you didn’t know how she would get home from the gym. Luckily, there was that big guy that’s always working out and being very

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ectoplasmicbiologist: Hey you guys. This is my 13 year old brother, Cooper. He just went to a school dance and asked me to help him pick an outfit because he wanted to impress girls, so i helped and gave him some tips on how to pick up the ladies. He

shelikesithuge: Too bad you couldn’t pick up the phone when your wife called with car troubles yesterday. This guy passing by was more than happy to help. I’m not sure how the topic of dick size entered the conversation, but he managed to slip

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I may have been the one who paid for my daughter’s new tits, but those guys up at the community college are really showing her how to use ‘em.I was picking her up from class the other day and found myself in urgent need of some relief, so she got

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enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

GUYS the Adventure Time Winter Special (to which I contributed a cover and comic short) is out now!! I’m not sure how to pick up a paper copy with my cover yet, but you can buy the regularly priced version at comic shops now, OR the digital version

I want my wife to walk around in this to see how many guys would want to try and impregnate her. The best part is I want her to wear this around our house and then around her dad’s area, where she grew up. Try to pick up some old friends or even

leadhooves: themetalpony: thebronyphilospher: mahoushonenf: Aww… Awwwwew!!!! My heart just exploded! Did you see how he picks her up! Im not the movie type guy. I go to the movies like…4 times a year…BUT THIS MOVIE, CHESSUS CHRIST I CANT WAIT!

taboopony: we all wear masks to hide how we feel… just mines a dalek so much cooler Aww, poor lil guy! T-T I just wanna pick him up and huggle him so tight! ;~; …with protective gear of course, I’m not stupid. >> xD Still though.

themetalpony:thebronyphilospher:mahoushonenf:Aww…Awwwwew!!!! My heart just exploded! Did you see how he picks her up!Im not the movie type guy. I go to the movies like…4 times a year…BUT THIS MOVIE, CHESSUS CHRIST I CANT WAIT! OMFGT this is too

alittledigitalhope: Listen, I checked my privilege back at JFK, but I don’t see it anywhere around here. Where can I pick it up? And if it doesn’t turn up in this airport you guys are gonna need to send it to me. I don’t see how this could happen,

today’s theme is: messy rooms. these dudes taking nudes without picking up their rooms remind me of how fun it is to go over to a guy’s house for the first time and hook up in his room when his whole life’s on the floor.

cheatonmealready: “Do you like this dress babe? I don’t think I’ve ever showed it to you. I wear it out to the club all the time. Just like this. It’s how I pick up all those hot guys you see leaving the apartment when you’re drearily walking

timelordy-teganbreann: enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with

hijerking: hijerking: guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe isn’t life great I’m not stepping on the scale, Jeff! You want my weight, guess you’ll just have to pick me up and put me on the scale…

thebigcockbully: Finally your girlfriend is home. You were worried since your car wouldn’t start when you went to pick her up, you didn’t know how she would get home from the gym. Luckily, there was that big guy that’s always working out and being

seto-gin: I have been busy all this week because I really did pick up a stray cat.This little guy. Husband and I call him Nero.Took him to the vet, had to get stuff situated for him to live with us… lots of running around!The comic is about how I met

sluttyfiancee:I was fingering her in bed, asking her how dirty she wanted to be, if she wanted to be a whore. She was so horny she said she wanted me to dress her like a slut and leave her on a street corner so some guy could pick her up and pay her to

rabenacohmalani: Haha props to SonNguyenn for making up this pick up line, follow this guy ;D Son: http://sonnydelight.tumblr.com/Lani: http://rabenacohmalani.tumblr.com/ how cute , Lani and son.

localerotics: Trina is my name, I am a yoga instructor and there were rarely any guys in my class. However, whenever there are guys in my class, they would try to pick me up. They often talked dirty with me, saying how they would like to poke me from

enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

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thenewexperience56: Getting ready for the gym! Think I’ll turn any heads? My husband keeps encouraging me to pick up one of the guys I find really cute there but I have no idea how to lol. The fantasies sure are fun though.

enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

smatter: Gay guys grow up not knowing how to be friends with men due to being picked on and seen as an outcast by men through their formative years and not knowing many other young gay boys, to the point that they have trouble even being friends with

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that’s twice now that I’ve seen the guy I’ve hooked up while driving to/from work and I’m considering hitting him up because he’s so fucking hot, but at the same time he’s such a fucking douche just tell me why he had

adultc0ntent: Some guy tried to get my mums number today when I came to pick her up. She looks really young so he thought we were friends/sisters His face when I said “how was your day mum?”

kinkykcgirl: Remember how you said you wanted me to be a slut. Well, I fucked 3 guys in our bed last night. They picked me up at the bar and brought me here and fucked me all night. I can still feel their cum draining from me. That what you had in

enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

timelordy-teganbreann: enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with

enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

parma-jawn: rayvone: smatter: Gay guys grow up not knowing how to be friends with men due to being picked on and seen as an outcast by men through their formative years and not knowing many other young gay boys, to the point that they have trouble even

parma-jawn: rayvone: smatter: Gay guys grow up not knowing how to be friends with men due to being picked on and seen as an outcast by men through their formative years and not knowing many other young gay boys, to the point that they have trouble even

skinywimp: I love how frustrated you get when i get all dressed up to go pick up some lucky guy who’s going to get to fuck me, while i wear the key to your cock cage around my neck. It’s sooo cute!

enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i

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