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How many folks out there know what all these things are, and remember using them? I know I can.

acid-kitty-things: Puppy Play(Amateur Porn) Your Puppy girl is begging to play! She barks and wags her tail at you before trotting off to grab a strange toy you don’t remember buying her. Is that…a dildo? Your puppy wants to show you how she plays

reikaoki: imthezombiequeen: alishalovescats1701: crimsonclad: five-boys-with-accents: Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever. One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depre

theicarustheory: I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigan

I like how, after I exhaustedly researched on IP rights and fair usage and typed you that longass email (citing lines from your own User Agreement), you basically told me “lol no”. If this is a real thing that’s going on and it unfortunately just

girlsrule-subsdrool: rohosub: Fantastic predicament bondage… You’ll stand there until you impale yourself, honey! This is even better than the one yesterday?!?!? How is that possible?!?! Things like this remind me that there is no end to the hot

the-cimmerians: from ‘i will eviscerate you’ to ‘thing? is that a thing I CAN HAS’ in .08 seconds More like “I will eviscerate you’ to ‘he’s not stepping on my art I love you’ <3 This movie is the BEST!

hexephra: POSES??? ctrl click or cmd click each image for readable sizes, or just click these handy links: one two three four Once again stressing that this is how I do things, not how you should do things. I mean, you can if you want. But it’s entirely

FIRST THINGS FIRST The first thing (Well… one of the first things) you need to know about hypnosis is that it’s a completely natural state. People enter trances all the time without even realising that’s what’s happening. Any

(SPOILERS for Justice League)The nice thing about most of my problems with this movie is that I can still point back at Batman v Superman and blame it, because without the dangled plot threads of that, at least one awkward as hell scene wouldn’t have

My sideblog knows how to have a good time.

So I just figured out why I’ve been having issues with rarity’s hair. After bitching about it for the longest time I finally looked up a reference and almost punched myself in the face. Now it suddenly makes sense to me..The weirdest thing is that

The first comic strip i draw in my life, so excuse how wonky it looks hah! i still need to study how to structure this. But the important thing is that… I finished.You have to start somewhere right?… Right?Comic strip 001

um I dont usually design “tricksters”, (because I know little about them) but I had this idea-thing for Porrim for a while so I thought Id quickly scribble it down and yeah, her dress is basically a chocolate fountain???……&hellip

I think in my recent nightcore kick (along with rereading my favorite cheesy fanfics from middle school and rewatching my old favorite sonic youtube videos) im realizing how stupid it is that i constantly shame myself for liking these things from my tween

aiffe: I’ve seen a lot of posts on how people thinking Rey shouldn’t be as competent as she is is sexist, and yeah, I agree. Female characters always get hyperscrutinized, and that’s a thing I’m tired of. But I haven’t seen anyone talk about

cattlaydee:This is a very interesting, very valid point. So many people see the bombed out buildings and they think thats just how this region is but this is the reality.

-teesa-: How is this still a thing?

hinokaze: fckngsick: i dont know how people can think that kanye is a jerk i just dont get it this is the realest thing i’ve ever seen

how the frick are all of you people on right now? it’s a friday night. don’t you have things to do?

I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s

owson: gaydicks420: every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to

someteenslounge: artemispanthar: gemfuck: Shhhhh I love how Steven just pivots on Garnet’s head but never breaks eye contact on the screen. Also - Amethyst has ears again! My favorite thing about this scene is that it is not Steven that tells Pearl

moonurl: ah, cosplay shops are finally selling garnet cosplays. maybe i won’t have to sew it myself— n-nevermind. …wh…how did they get the marks on the heels SO WRONG that they’re on the front of the leg. How did that happen.

maria-ruta: songsaboutswords: konkeydongcountry: daisydice: mmmskulljuice: beautiful-wildlife: Fashion show? by Ian Brown WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their

uremysweetapocalypse: “ that’s how depression happens. it will start by just sitting there on your shoulder, whispering things in your ear, convincing you that you’re not worthy. it will sit there in a huge blackness all gathered in its own darkness.

i never realized how much i needed to see some minkounoi until now. is that a thing? can that be a thing?

how about we do the ships thing?

bogleech: jelloapocalypse: justintaco: ”What… is that?” Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant I don’t know the anime but this is a good mandrake and how dare she

lordofthefangirls: crazypeoplejail: thisgirlgames: notxam: in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over. wait how is he doing

milkdirnt: platonicknifelust: that’s not a fucking cat THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS DOG WAS LIKE “WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POKE MY ASS. WAS IT YOU. BITCH WAS IT YOU” I LOVE THIS VIDEO. I

octopusgravy: fabikura: octopusgravy: fabikura: fabikura: sometimes i feel pretty and want to wear pretty things but then i remember how horrible i look and i just sorta that is not the gif i meant to use are you sure PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE

sscars: youareyourownlove: atop-the-treetop: oh how the times have changed This is definitely worth reblogging. i reblog this every time woah

cleromancy: a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

wow-images: Doesn’t this promotion seem a little naughty in light of the whole no flying thing..?

I’m feeling really emotional tonight about various things and idk how to talk about it and put it into words because I keep deleting full paragraphs that I type into this little box. I haven’t had one of these nights where I stay up late,

blackintellectunrefined:randomthoughtsandthingss: phiife: atira-patrice: onlyblackgirl: Niggas is on some sorcery shit. his face This is the best thing I don’t get how is that possible? My man is a necromancer lol

blackintellectunrefined: randomthoughtsandthingss: phiife: atira-patrice: onlyblackgirl: Niggas is on some sorcery shit. his face This is the best thing I don’t get how is that possible? My man is a necromancer lol

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

pro-gay: apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever? This is only negative because the shitheads that posted it are homophobic

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

shadowthephoenix: Suicidal people deserve better than to be told the main reason they shouldn’t kill themselves is because of how it might effect others. Suicidal people deserve love and help, not guilt trips. Suicidal people deserve to feel like

evolvedleo: m86: the most intense thing i have ever watched Whiplash (2014)

shrineart: patchworkheart: antiblackness: evipineschi: Day 7 this is what we mean when we say proper or professional mental healthcare prioritizes whiteness and that people of color get the shortest end of the stick every time As a Psych major,

miss-nerdgasmz:protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

Guys I should drunk blog more

videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie “That’s… quite impressive, really.” “Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.” Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”

zforzelma: eviscerection: I think i might be into knife play… #so do ALL productions of Coriolanus dissolve into homoeroticism and knifeplay#like is that a Thing#or is that just how they’re doing it nowadays?#I just remember Ralph Fienne’s Coriolanus

broby—dick: The thing about Sense8 is that there is not a single pairing that I don’t absolutely love??? Like how did they do that?!?! I love all of my children and this is such a beautiful show.

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

I just came like 5 times in a row. How is that a thing? Wtf even. There was no food involved. My dick is going to be sore but I impressed myself. Like you know when you make a bad decision but your like "sick."

texanfreckles: nine things that awkwardly turn me on ► Danneel Ackles legs

i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,

miss-nerdgasmz: protego-et-servio: sushidrama: How people are ignoring the planned parenthood thing is beyond me! They’re selling human body parts from aborted babies! How is that in any way right! Planned Parenthood is donating the tissue to research

spade-king-caius replied to your post: stimpatch asked:What do you think…how long is that list of things to draw?it fluctuates a lot because I stalk the SU tag and I see all these cute ideas and stuff that I wanna draw so baddllyy

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman:simple and clean is an lgbtq anthem now Falling for a straight friend is something that happens all the time, usually when you’re just figuring things out. How is that a stereotype? It’s just that you’re confused,

o wait i might make miku look more like this instead this is how i drew her that one time in that doodle ask reply

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

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