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mmmm Cybill Troy is starting to be my favourite mistress! Love how dominant she is! I would love to have a machine fucking me at one end as she fucks me in the other end!
touchmywife: It’s too late to stop it now. My wife is on all fours in the back seat as the man pumps away inside her. She’s starting to whimper and gasp as his pace quickens… I lent my friend my car and this is how he repays me - by fucking my
plainnasty: Can’t escape the fucking heels! Come on people! How about hiking boots or just dirty bare feet? Or what about roller skates or huge clown shoes? dirtymindofchaosghost: Epic
strayasfm: jxkart: Bioshock Infinite Elizabeth as she appears in the dlc, burial at sea! Pretty fuckin’ sexy, how in the actual fuck does this only have 10 notes?!
You know this is how you need to be treated, don’t you.
“i can fuck my slut how i want, you have no say in the matter. And I know you love the fact you don’t”
slut-problems: I had the coolest job in the whole college. I was one of the athletic trainers for the football team. When they hired me, I think they thought I was a lesbian and I could understand why. I’m a tomboy, a tough girl. But I most definitely
spiderholic: how come they make this in the fucking 90’s but in 2012 the lizard looks like this
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits: This is how it’s done, right? Fuck, this was a pain in the ass. (Art by the lovely planet-of-junk, as usual. ) This was probably one of the most fun commissions. Gotta love the eye-raping color schemes of the 80s.
Oh hi, hello, yes. How’s it going? Hey, so uhhhh… quick question. What the fuck am I in for with this show?(theblackestnightfalls)oh hey! remember when i said that i cried reading a character’s backstory while i was in a crowded public library? guess
adinasauce: raptorific: raptorific: me: [sees a cat]me: okay time for me to bother this animal It’s great how often you can tell a cat is wondering why in the fuck their ancestors domesticated themselves just by the look in their eyes
mustang-hawkeye17: itsnotflirting: man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom i mean look at this shit. it’s bunk beds and a little desk. a motherfucking aquarium! shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling look how
itsnotflirting: man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom i mean look at this shit. it’s bunk beds and a little desk. a motherfucking aquarium! shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling look how modern this shit is
tonemonotone: NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HAPPY THIS MAKES ME EVER SINCE I WAS A KID ALL IVE WANTED TO DO WAS HUG THIS FUCKING SCIENTIFIC SLAP IN THE FACE OF GOD. JUST HUG HIM AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING WOULD BE O KAY AND NOW FIFTENFUCKING YEARS
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
thediaryoflaurapalmer: See, Sarah Lynn, we’re not doomed. In the great grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny speaks that will one day be forgotten.So, it doesn’t matter what we did in the past, or how we’ll be remembered. The only thing that
Looking back at how I was years ago I see things I did but I don’t know how they happened. It’s kinda like riding in the front passenger seat of a car. You know the route you took but didn’t have any input to where you went. I did a lot of things
tatianaception: the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
cliscia: how the fuck do i make ygo work in my style should I draw it in a more anime way? WIP
neilcicierega: emmyc: A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating
larabarakara: I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this. So, basically, this is not my cat. But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth. How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
anothermatthew:genandhisqueen: One of the finest moments in cinematic history. I wish I were in the theater for this moment. Makes me wonder how greatly the audience reacted.
beniseragaki: AU where Sly Blue continues to come out sometimes and Koujaku just kind of deals with it until Aoba comes back. Sly is hella thirsty but Koujaku’s a stand up guy and won’t do anything unless Aoba’s in control. except for that one
alexbelvocal: ghettablasta: Kayla Renee Parker shared her story of how she managed to expose her racist teacher who appeared to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. “She wears a safety pin so everyone knows she’s an ally for minorities. Her cover
yobootyassgirl: America is a fucking JOKE. Voting for Harambe and Hennessy? Who in the FUCK? How could you be so fucking stupid… like? Those votes could have helped, but instead you did it for some dumbass Twitter/Instagram clout. Now here we are.
forlina: they are all doting parents really with precious children to look after. uhhhh i dont like how small the images look so click for max cute oh fuck i lit just noticed i didnt draw armins eyebrows in the last one
ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
petitedeath: zourrymuffin: for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without
comicsnthat: How in the name of all the fucks have i not seen this 2013 horror, it’s especially shameful as it has frickin’ Julia Garner in it who I’ve been in love with ever since Electric Children (mormon/immaculate birth trippy-hippy film)
deonsraw: allgoodtyrants: hersheywrites: jazzybell0093: teafortwo29: lasvegas: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas LOL!!! 😂😂😂 Fucking crying. Love how in the last one the whole crew is like naahh fugdat 💀💀💀💀
itsdeepforhappypeople: rainbow-femme: If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the
uglyaustralian: infamousayy: givemebassorgivemedeath: How the fuck are they burning incense This was episode 4:20 You’re asking how they’re burning incense while a talking sponge and his talking starfish friend are play instruments on the side
autumn-will-come: splashmouth13: we-smoke-the-blunts: platypusinplaid: America in one gif omg the eagle exploding it How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert pistachios
pale0zoic: koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense THAT FUCKING COMMENT
Its funny how ford believed he could convince dipper and mabels parents of letting him raising their son when in reality they would be like “WHAT THE FUCK?!! A DIMENSIONAL PORTAL IN THE BASEMENT?!! LOST BROTHER?!! LEAVING OUR SON TO THIS UNKNOWN
doomsneigh: doomsneigh: doomsneigh: its really fucked up how in the last episode of Steven Universe Future, all the Gems, even the ones he rescued and uncorrupted, got in a line and took turns stabbing Steven one by one, like the death of Caesar. I
I totally forgot that my birthday is coming up. How the fuck did that happen?Who’s in charge of time & why are they making it go by so fast?Give me a minute to think & try to soak it in at least.
commandertheory: Instant Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker Seems like a new staple for decks with black and red in their color identity.
celtic-pyro: sappharah: the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead. Me when
witchy-kitty: OMG THE PICTURE IN THE CORNER HAS RUBY IN IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? RUBY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE PIZZA. head canon accepted.
squirrilous: Ruby on her way to work, for Inktober. Gems! Commuting! They’re just like us! Steven packs their lunches and sometimes Sapphire sneaks in a note for Ruby. Gems don’t need to eat but it’s nice to be reminded how much someone loves you.
tryingmomentarily: My idea of what would’ve happened in The Answer when Ruby tackled Sapphire ;) This is the big project I started yesterday and I love how it turned out!! This is just meant to be a fun little laugh, not a critique of the episode in
So in tonights first D&D session, we were having a short little introduction on how to fight and my character first fucking OBLITERATES a spectral wolf with a thrown hand ax and in the other turn, grabs the other wolf to hit another wolf with and
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
silly-slacker-person:rainbowkittenism:mortuarybees:wow almost like everyone saw this coming and it was grossly irresponsible to get rid of the recommendation in the first place
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