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totallytransformed: Each of the husbands allowed his wife to keep one of his ex-girlfriends as their personal pet in their household. It was a good reminder of what could happen if they decided to cheat on him, leave him or anything else of that sort.
mommydearestthings: thefertilevalley: Natasha wasn’t the brightest girl alive, but she was smart enough to know her primary talents. Natasha was actually rather excellent at anything that had to do with running a household - and she wasn’t bad at
societylaws: An accomplished black household consisting of the master family, their white chambermaid, her dog son and cat daughter, trained and housebroken, and of course her husband in the basement.
worldofeldor: evilqueen1969: She has her slave get her ready for sex with her lover. Most of the individually or family-owned slaves are not specially trained sex slaves. The majority of the households are keeping only one slave, so they need to be
zephyrbaron: emz-567: objectgirls: Work never ends. Not for you, slave. Good insight into the everyday uses for slaves. It’s not all whips and orgasums. No it’s not. Pony girls and furniture or household chores like cooking and cleaning toys
truthofmansworld: Using a slave as furniture is always an enjoyable way to while away an afternoon for Me. Though, of course, such things work best in a two-slave (minimum) household. After all, if one cunt is going to be a good little object and support
theruleset: “ Two household objects, both alike in lack of dignity…” (doe | ember) (starring @floatycrownythingz and @yesemberposts, don’t remove credit)
spankinghusband: Every head of a spanking household needs an implement that removes all traces of the erotic from discipline and can deliver a consequence that she will make a real effort to avoid. Make sure that a spanking paddle large enough to fall
pussymodsgalore: pussymodsgalore A girl stretching her pussy with a bottle of Pepsi. Obviously she has been stretching her pussy gradually for some time in order to be able to accept anything that large. This also demonstrates that quite often household
dumbkili: family dinners more like
maeblogsfandoms: Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
manbunenthusiast: *jaws theme plays in the distance*
lovebooksallday: butim-justharry: household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with. for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies
jaclcfrost: “that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
unkemptseeker: darneildtpg: kazard: residentfeline: how do cats even work Cats: A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate
iamatinyowl: iamatinyowl: Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked. By that I mean: it is not your responsibility alone to keep track of and manage the household labour and chores. Do not date someone who expects you to tally
thenightscircus: “let’s not over complicate matters unnecessarily. my name is elizabeth”“then long live queen elizabeth”
kvothe-kingkiller: officialwashburne: cork-run: my parents have a little household cryptid and hes super hard to get pictures of so i drew him (his name is the void) Okay I just have one question If you stare at him long enough does he stare back?
orangecitrusring: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household? Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
misstylersmith: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household? Rose, handing the phone to the Tardis: It’s for you
anifanatical: Points for trying, Sarek…Original post by @thursdaysshepard
alrightevans: just some little pride and prejudice (2005) things i love the sense of chaotic female energy in the Bennet household the sound of tinkling piano music and bird song and giggling when Jane tries to pull a ‘not all men’ on Lizzy but
misstylersmith: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?Rose, handing the phone to the Tardis: It’s for you
fortzancudo: i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat
garkgatiss:the best gag in dracula by far is how the entire time jonathan harker is imprisoned in dracula’s castle, dracula is pretending to have a full household of servants when in reality it’s just him running around doing everything, and it would
6qubed: fortzancudo: i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using
alphajade: you know how cartoon characters usually only have one outfit they’re always in? reblog this post with what your one outfit would be if you were a cartoon character. mine would be my black shorts, a snapback, a t shirt, and my denim vest
starwarmth: okay so first of all • The Bennet household is perfectly capable of keeping a cook
elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202:quantum-dragon:1. She’s a woman2. She’s from a poor, rural background3. Her style has “low-class” connotations
incorrectdisco:Michael: *screams*Spock: *screams louder to establish dominance*Sarek: should we do something?Amanda, observing: no, I want to see who wins
bookaddict13:nerosighted: sporkandpringles: this is the perfect meme format, behold: this is absolutely my new favorite thing
gunsandfireandshit:toastpotent:“i fucked your wife”/“i’m having sex with your wife”/“i’m cucking you”: comedy“i’m helping your wife with household chores”/“i’m taking your wife
ourspecial:foxpost-generator: everythingfoxes: it fucken WIMDY ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
let the storytelling begin
canisvertigus:gaytieflings:“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise we can’t make noise, someone’s home
foxpost-generator:ourspecial: foxpost-generator: everythingfoxes: it fucken WIMDY ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household. My job is done.
satans-advocate: sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
pctrohclus: Hecate was a goddess in Greek mythology, considered to be the goddess of magic and witchcraft. She was often depicted holding two torches or a key. She was the daughter of the Titans Perses and Asteria, and she was honoured in the households
The X-Files “Pilot” premiered 20 years ago today on September 10, 1993. It was viewed by 7.4 million households and 12.0 million viewers.
drugsn0thugss: disarms: nyoom It’s 5 in the morning and I’m pretty sure I just woke up the entire household with the noise I just made.
23pairsofchromosomes: Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant A micro-crack in steel Household dust Needle and thread E.coli bacteria on lettuce Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right) A moth wing
gameofjaegers: will-you-be-electric-sheep: once when i was 11 i went on AOL message boards and typed “f*** you” in a post (asterisks and everything) and it was in violation of AOL’s terms of service so they locked out EVERYONE IN MY HOUSEHOLD
lava-schism: I like the idea of the Gem Shopping Network to be considered a “dirty” channel in the Steven Universe household.
ryuredwingsreturn: Can you imagine Monopoly night at the Pizza household? “JENNIFER YOU BUY BOARDWALK, NO CELLPHONE FOR A WEEK!”“DAD!!”
ask-the-skele-household: * Every day remember to do what Papyrus would do; Believe in you!
ask-the-skele-household: * Where’s the lie.
territorial-utopia:In this household we stan tiny beetle love
tecochet:the nook household
lucky-draws:travis grady bearer of household appliances ..
surprisebitch: i think we can admit that we want all household pests like flies, roaches, ticks, fleas, bed bugs, and other annoying insects to be extinct. what even is their good contribution in this world. they just pester, repulse, bite, or sting
shigerussato:a day in the oak-ketchum household <3
his-object-of-desire: OoD - Household 2018 (-self-)
imtrynafuxk: jchilla01: cumonlindsey: Erin “The Household Name” Feeling real slutty part 1 See all three. He submitted the right kinda tribute… Award: my throat Lucky nigga😢😢😢 A1 Head Hunna
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