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wanksclub: i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
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this is my canvas
chrysalisgrey:sorelatable: this is so relatable nobody understands the picky eaters
klefable: shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
earthdad: don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
nerdynerdynerdynerd: True friendship
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harry during every single interview
weedsmokeandbongtokes:THE ACCURACY
mydogsnokes:tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns
thegirldrakescryingabout:Finally a man on tinder i find attractive😍
spring2000:this atmosphere/coloring reminds me of like waking up from a daytime nap and not knowing like what the date or year is
whitachi:The Queens of Comedy on the Commandments of Sex LAURA: That’s another commandment! Don’t be scared of my toys. SOMMORE: Involve food. I had somebody put some whipped cream on me. Honey is nice, too. ADELE: Well, I ain’t got
nawyougood: do ppl even use skype anymore? i swear ppl just log on and walk away from their computer
rarestandfairest: animusperdituss: Does the ice cream man still exist? Only when you don’t have money
middle aged mom on facebook
Pikachu Man
zkou: I think about these two tweets every night before I sleep
bonitaapplebelle: Black girls don’t go to the salon and ask for a 32 inch stringy suburban becky, when will people stop saying that black girls who wear weave are trying to be white?
crunchier: *receives a text* person: hey! me: hey *person reads it but doesn’t reply*
today has just been a huge fucking headache.
heyyyci: pinkcookiedimples: Why natural hair products and weave be costin yo damn life insurance like I’m your sister we fam hook me up with that discount But really tho
nickisverseinmonster: evolutia: What is with white people saying “it’s not a race issue”. What are your qualifications? Have you studied critical race theory? Have you lived through it? How does your analysis trump all the data and information
when you see a comma in your bank account:
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lastofthetimeladies: colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table #i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then
unlimitedgoats: ryeloaf: *someone posts a long ass extra ass photo set of their own tweets* “Oh, don’t pay me any mind. I just went on a lil Twitter rant.” alternatively:“I was droppin all kinds of truth on Twitter today”0 favs, 0 retweets
alphabitches: sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something
just-shower-thoughts: The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
Protect White girls at ALL costs!
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ssj3cishetgaygoku2000:outer space is so extra and dramatic
janemba:when i saw this i realized all my friendships fake
dasaix: my relationship goals are to take selfies during sex
suprchnk: might be my greatest tweet all time
surprisebitch:words have never been more true
kaalashnikov:*sees modern edgy art piece about how addicted we are to technology**yawns*
lilcochina: Girl: *has a fat ass* Guys: lmao but where are her titties???? Girl: *has big titties* Guys: but her ass isn’t fat….. Girl: *has a fat ass n big titties* Guys: she probably got work done though!!! That’s fake!!!! And she’s a hoe!!!
*crushes on you cuz I’m all about your music taste*
코젯 | 릴리안l
*starts caring less and chilling out more*
affectioms: how do you like someone without fucking it up
imgod: khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able
jazeth: me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up
treesandstix: it’s always a good idea to bring a little snack with u
honestly.
warmsuggestion: Give up wholeheartedly.
bisexualbertmccracken: person: why are you so kinky me: im traumatized
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Honestly.
dronedoom: Ah yes, my ultimate fetish… a healthy, stable relationship
no homo
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honestly,
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