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waiting-for-the-tardis: ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you’re walking home from school or work on your own and you come across a talking penguin which asks you to turn on the spot three times and do the Macarena DON’T DO IT! This is a new “penguin”
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
whatacatchsanta: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like
commanderholly: I’m having a bad time right now waking up at 4am to talk to nursing homes that judge me for being in Japan. Instead of complaining and/or crying here’s a picture I like to reblog.
unicornempire: the-darkest-abyss: ultrafacts: Freddie Mercury loved his cats, so much so that while on tour he would periodically call home to talk to them. His one-time girlfriend and long-time close friend Mary Austin would hold the cats up to the
monicalewinsky1996: one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy
sneaky-trickster-one: mammograms: you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
me at home: i really love attack on titan me at school: i miss attack on titan me studying: i wonder what happens in the next chapter of attack on titan me in the bathroom: wow attack on titan’s animation is beautiful me talking to friends: do you
pothwspukepit: ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home. At random i
nyquildriver:just-shower-thoughts:The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
blushingkyrie: Hey everyone!😈 What a night, just got home from work and had a shower awhile ago, chilling in @sgclublust jacket because my shirt got stained after our talk today in the office🙊 so i had to change to his jacket for the day. Seeya!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
senior-deadbeat:Fourth chapter in the Tales from the Deadbeat Sea series. Finally, found a little friend to keep me some well-needed company. There ain’t no place like home… This little buddy knows what I’m talking about.
reddzone: thebestebonyincest: My super drunk aunt….she wanted me to come back to her house to help her home then she wouldn’t let me leave talking bout I still ready to party …how she’s sexier then all my girlfriends I had and she loved me since
wrongonesin: I was Skyping with my husband while he was on his business trip, and we’d been talking all sexy about missing each other and what we’d do when he got home, when the intruder broke in. He was faster and stronger than me, and had the gun
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: Oh… well… alright then. What would you like to talk about instead? I don’t know… Just… Something else. Well alright. Have you seen Jordan lately? He didn’t come home last night and he isn’t answering
midorichan12: “Why are still you holding a frying pan? Are you still cooking dinner?“ *Uchiha ladies sweating coldly* “Well, kinda…" Did the B:NtM Novel mention how the Uchiha ladies reacted when Sasuke returned home after talking to Naruto?
petitmaitre-et-soncorbeau: THANK YOU for 5555+ followers! ♥ “Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.” ― Edith Sitwell ☆:*´¨`*:.•
just-shower-thoughts: At 18 I wanted to spend as much time as possible with as many people as possible and be out as late as possible. Now at 25, a successful day is not leaving home, putting on proper clothes, or talking to anyone
secret-tenderness: Sasuke and Sakura actually thinking about / talking about growing older together and becoming grandparents themselves makes me fucking emotional. Like Sasuke finally has a family again. He’s finally got a home with people who love
bookhobbit:on the bus home a random dude started talking to this lady who was minding her own business like “hey you’re wearing a mask” and she was like “I sure am, why aren’t you” and he said “I don’t need
hannahklee: Here is an olde comick from when I lived at home. It was an interesting time in my life; being there invited a lot of fraught self-reflection. I have a friend who is a therapist. She told me that when people talk about their families,
amomentofdepravity: “I’m glad you’re home, daddy, um, we need to talk about what you’ve put in me…”
bywyd-hardd: always coming back home to you. @tiannag for the pillow talk series @makeupbynessa -bringing back a classic. New work dropping this week Follow Bywyd-Hardd for more photos by GregorioPhoto (@gregoriophotography)
blondebrainpower:This reminded me of the time one of my friends brought her cryovaced heart with her to book club. She had a heart transplant years before that, and talked the doctor into letting her take it home. (she was a unique person) She passed
gorongosa: Piotr Naskrecki is back talking all about Gorongosa’s praying mantids. These may look like aliens from another planet, but they’re home is closer than you think… http://www.gorongosa.org/blog/bush-diaries/empusids
Son killed his father then sliced his face off and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.
commander-ledi: im like skyrim npc: i tell the same bullshit over and over again sometimes when you try to interact with me, i am about to respond but then i just stare at you with my mouth open and go home to sleep mostly i wont talk unless interacted
[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store. Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They
naughtynicegirl69: I am home…wow…you can tell in the stores that Christmas is almost here…so much hustle and bustle…I love hearing the Seasonal music and complete strangers are always so friendly and talkative…I got to hear all about a woman’s
illestprincess: ig: illestprincess ps plz talk to me i am so drunk and home alone :(
daddys-littlesluts: Submitted anonymously I left you an audio file in the morning. I told you to start listening to it at the hour of 5 and I’d be home at 6. You knew it was an audiofile with my voice, dirty talking. When it was 5 o’clock, you went
freethinkingpunk: hotwifes-home-again: superspine79: sexxythingswelike: This takes dirty talk to a whole new level… Superspine79 I could fuck her all day every day and never get tired. She is one in a million…love it. Must see Your hotwife
mlpnightmarewar: MidNightLight Midnight: Sunset… Sunset: Twilight! What are you doing here? Midnight: I just want to talk… Midnight: Listen, the reason I came Equestria…was you. I just want to go home with you. Sunset: We can’t… Midnight:
midnightabsinthe: “Listen carefully, and you’ll see the Truth” he said.“The Truth?” she asks herself “what is he talking about?”That day, when she gets back home from work, she forgot about the music playlist her collegue put on her phone
swallho: I moved home, I’m cleaning my closet out, ask me some things, send me some cool things, talk to me?
trancedboys: latexcoveredhunks:Free gay porn: http://gayporndepot.com Looking out at the lake, he had no idea how he got there. Or even where “there” was. But it felt so right, so nice. It felt like home. The last thing he could remember was talking
fantasies-of-a-dominant: “Why are you in serving pose, Princess?”, I enquire as I enter the room, just home from a hard day at work. “Because I’ve had a really bad day, Sir”, she replies. “Because I don’t want to talk about it, Sir”.“Are
fantasies-of-a-dominant:“Why are you in serving pose, Princess?”, I enquire as I enter the room, just home from a hard day at work. “Because I’ve had a really bad day, Sir”, she replies. “Because I don’t want to talk about it, Sir”“Are
glamoramamama75: I don’t hate small talk. To me its a necessary formality to get to know someone…but being a stay at home ma recluse person, getting to the good stuff is rarely achieved and for me, that only happens with those I’ve known irl 5+
selectables: F is for friends who don’t talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
lone-sock: tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just hit too close to home 🙃🙂
letmesnatchyourlife: psychicoctobers: wordswrittenonwalls: 2am-poetry: 17mul: Wtf see this the shit i’m talking about wtfffff, this needs to stop man. it’s getting scary. ONE million? ONE?!?!!? Wow, so close to home.
padalacklei: So, there are locals in Mexico whose homes are being destroyed, whose lives are being torn apart by this storm And every damn news channel I’ve come across has the audacity to talk about tourists’ vacations being ruined????? Are you
531shadesofselfless: shotsfly: fuckthisblogshit: johnnapaige: therealzalikabroadwater: cosmic-noir: youngharlemnigga: njborn95: @youngharlemnigga Facts I’m sad at the accuracy lmao I hear dudes talk like this all the time lmao I be at ‘home’
monster–zero: kingjaffejoffer: thinkmillionsmakemillions: e-j-m-d: eazy-taughtme: So nobody is going to talk about how today, July 25, 2016. Dr. Dre, gets cuffed and patted down at his own home, because a white motorist lied on Dr. Dre saying he
eccentric-nae: 2srooky: sexy-hell-pig: We can talk about that goddamn shitty movie Maleficent till the cows come home, go on and on about how stupid it is to make such a simply evil but awesome villain the martyr for no goddamn reason. But you know
cosmic-noir: she-dontlye: jvzmina: sincerelyadora: elionking: horusyounggod: middle-eastt: weloveshortvideos: when you leave the baby home with his dad The way the baby looked directly at the camera He ready to snitch but he can’t talk yet
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tanae-briana: Nobody talks about how Diana Ross nasty AF and did Michael wrong Him and his brothers lived in her house temporarily when he was like 10-11, and he considered her a mother figure. His own mom referred to her as his mom away from home (read
laurdlannister-kingslayer: aleafya: @ them 39 and 34 percent latinos y’all dropped the ball for the home team. Idgi, why are they so heavily republican? They don’t hear how they talk about y'all?
trans-hee-ho-kun: redoctopusbabe: redoctopusbabe: twozpirit: also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely. Bring this
lilicrevere: Nobody gives two shits about an ENTIRE COUNTRY being hit by two cyclones consecutively. It’s displaced over 160,000 people and destroyed over 30,000 homes. Yet no one cries. No billionaires or other countries have talked about donating
goaltobeswole: When daddy comes home from work ! 1. No talking 2. Food on table 3. Submit
mollymariebell: Home Alone Part 2: Loud Dildo Fucking Tags: Spanking, Loud, Multiple Orgasms, Dildo Fucking, Dirty talking, Multiple Positions http://mollybell.clipvia.com/videos/loud-dildo-fucking -please reblog and do not remove caption-
mollymariebell: Home Alone: Sloppy Dildo Blowjob I have the biggest oral fetish ever. I grab my new dildo and suck it up and down. I grab my hitachi (you can hear the vibrations) I give a loud sloppy blowjob with dirty talking. I wish you could feel
buzzfeedlgbt: How do you feel about going home for the holidays? Youncan create your own family. I am not talking about getting married or having a significant other but about the friends you love and have each other’s support.
blackmattersus: 10-year-old Newark boy was chased by the police and had guns drawn on him. Fortunately,he came home safe , but frightened to death and told his mother a story about his interaction with the police. In fact, he couldn’t even talk, he