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“Holy shit, did it get bigger?” My sweet little sister whispered over Skype, “I wish you were here so bad so that I could suck on it. Have you been fucking lots of girls down there? Do they compare to me?”
sizequeenconfessions: “No way!! So you’re telling me it takes TWO HANDS to encircle your dick?! That’s pretty hard to believe, hun … Why don’t you prove it, then …”“HOLY SHIT!!! You’re cock is like two coke cans stacked on top of each
“I just had my first orgasm, multiple orgasm, and squirted for the first time. I feel like I’m on cloud 9!” “Your blog gets me sooooo wet, it honestly makes me cum every time I visit.” “Holy shit. ever since
I wondered if a supernova ever looked back in its last moments and thought about all those pretty little worlds in its orbit, wept for the loss of them just before its light went out. I wept for mine. - Jean Kirschtein, Oblivion Yes hello I just finish
miketooch: lozchic3: comicsandslushies: coelasquid: derples: raisehelia: cavebae: estpolis: mrdappersden: They did it, they fucking did it. holyfducjk HISTORY holy shit! can someone explain this to me Thirty years ago a legendary ET game
inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
bumfinger: Showing me you want it…..really want it! Holy shit i want this!!
Got my wig in the mail!
bryandaviss: monillove: baby-make-it-hurt: Holy shit Fuuuck - me and bryandaviss all weekend long. No doubt. Rest that voice for me for later…
dumbbigtittedslut: lov3b1gtitties: kinkykorner: Who says women can’t work in construction? dumbbigtittedslut Holy shit. I’m edging and I almost came. It was a little too scary for me when I thought it was actual cement, but that’s why the
nakedgurlszz: surfandsquirt: snobunniixox: Wana watch me fuck my pussy? Yum Holy shit i want her to squirt like that on me I JuSt Love it How She Make Squirting by Herself so easiLy…..
peggingisforlovers: FunFactory Share. It’s a little pricey, but holy shit! Look at that last picture and tell me it’s not worth every penny.
bareback33: chasetheseed: Holy shit. I can’t believe I let them cumdump me. It was so fucking hot though. My boyfriend’s going to be so mad at me. Feel free to RE-BLOG
And now for something completely different. This is me in Sevilla, back when I was.. 17? Holy shit, that’s five years ago. I still have that dress. It still fits me.
weirdo-city: bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way
give-it-agreste: emeralddrop: ariirin: theanimalvines: I MUST WATCH THIS SIGN ME UP HOLY SHIT @siveemusic I WANT TO WATCH IT NOW
volchonok522: bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way
someone reblogged that last photoset and tagged it something like “i love the idea of dmab vriska” and part of me is annoyed because flat girls get no love but another part of me is like holy shit i love that idea too
sapphic-fem-support: Honestly as a Big Gay™ it makes me so sad and confused that girls think super cute things are unattractive and I hate that society has made people feel that way. Like bushy eyebrows on girls? Holy shit, fuck me up girl. Love that.
shylittlebaby: justkarenous: Hey, i draw beautiful shylittlebaby again P.s. holy shit blending n stuff are so good in print tool sai, just look at that woaah it looks so great and actually like me!!!!! omg!!! thanks, i love it.
anniephantom: nickboyd: thenextgordonfreeman: Such a clever Easter egg holy shit This is it. This is what finally did me in. This is a real thing. A real Easter egg in the actual movie. I have ascended. Please remember me as I was
squid-ink: officialfist: dr-n-tropy: birdswriting: dr-n-tropy: HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING. i bring to you the tiny boys holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN HOW THEM
#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me this tag literally makes me laugh every time
badgengar: geeksofdoom: gameraboy: Trailer for The Empire Strikes Back in the style of The Force Awakens this jus legit made me cry …this makes me want to watch it again…holy shit
push-4-me: push-4-me: prustar: Any guys want to do this in person? Holy shit yes!!! Omg wow, would love to! So sexy! Love it! Looks pretty stuck… Gonna need to push harder for sure!
therothwoman: gazzymouse: sophienorthcott: biggreenandbuck-assnude: I’m the strongest there is. “Dear old Dad.” AH AH AH NO NOT THIS WHY DID THIS FOLLOW ME TO TUMBLR WHY IS IT HAUNTING ME holy shit what is this from
wife-sharing-fantasy: spanishdoll01: My pussy 😍 reblog me and comment! It turns me on and I’ll cum for you Holy shit that a hot pussy.
fuckheadmanip: redmoa: (Stay Fresh)Support me on Patreon 7k notes?! Holy shit, work-safe stuff really does get more exposure.Or is it just because it’s Splatoon?
theshiningd2: lumen-fortuna: lacepantsu: you deny your kazoo its purpose holy shit that chorus fuck sleep, this needs to be shared y'all trying to kill me, that’s what this is, you want me to die, well fine fuck it, i’m ready to die,
mygayassshenanigans: tor-schluss-panik: tygermama: majortvjunkie: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY holy shit that cat is jackedlike, what gym does it go to? OH LAWD HE COMIN ok it would make my fucking LIFE if a jacked cat came up to me for a
squid-ink: officialfist: dr-n-tropy: birdswriting: dr-n-tropy: HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING. i bring to you the tiny boys holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN HOW
anegyhw-nsfw: DOUBLE DRAGON COMMISSION for @dustfalconmlp This one was super fun to work on, holy shit. And it gave me an excuse to draw Evelyn again! Yay If you’d like a commission then get a hold of me! [Twitter] - [Deviantart] - [Pixiv] - [(Support
Two things before bed:1. If you take runes off of your rep monster and don’t put any on it afterwards, change the fucking rep. Honestly. It’s not rocket science.2. Holy shit ME is hilarious now that it hits all monsters and thank LORD for the short
laplesbian: pet names during little check ups are so fucking hot. “does that feel good, kitten?” like god yes it does and now i’m even hornier. “do you want it harder, gorgeous?” i want as much as you’re willing to give me, holy shit. “are
maqdaddio: ask-gallows-callibrator: vergess: coelasquid: derples: raisehelia: cavebae: estpolis: mrdappersden: They did it, they fucking did it. holyfducjk HISTORY holy shit! can someone explain this to me Thirty years ago a legendary ET
mysteriousfoxgirl: madeofsquirrels: theargylegargoyle: kafkarockopera: lauriejuspeczyk: rob liefeld drew silent hill art lmao please kill me it looks fucking awful yes this is exactly as i remember it Even his pants have muscles holy shit. I
lepetitdragon: andreatamme: Done for now. Not happy with it though D:BLARGH I dunno what’s bugging me about it :SI’ll look at it laters. If you guys have suggestions hit the reply button! HOLY SHIT MY HEART
bowties-coffee-and-art: joshpeck: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this test knows me better than I know me oh holy shit. That was crazy accurate Wow that was a little
ksufraternitybrother: Sometimes it’s hard for me to believe that guys like Jason exist. Like holy shit men like this are real? KSU-Frat Guy: Over 89,000 followers and 61,000 posts.Follow me at: ksufraternitybrother.tumblr.com
faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol im wheezing omg A+
mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu: jareklloyd: lesleaf: alduin: jennittles: quixotic-gash: I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire… holy shit, someone will less cooking ability than me?! FFUCK OH #Why cakey will be cooking for me for
conversatanparade: the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
vampireinvitations: katy-l-wood: katy-l-wood: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT PRO WRITING AID BEFORE?! THIS THING IS FUCKING GLORIOUS. HOLY SHIT. LOOK AT THIS. IT GIVES YOU A WHOLE DAMN REPORT ON YOUR WRITING AND WALKS YOU THROUGH HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER
notsosweet-thing: no-one-gets-to-me: sherlockiandinosaur: offbeatmerp: This is my favorite gif. Period. Ever. It is pretty fucking awesome. I will reblog this every time I see it. Holy shit I love this
i-do-it-for-the-lesbians: waytof4ll: staay-r3ckless: baeritt0: weloveshortvideos: bruh what I just watched this about 20 times and I’m still so amazed by it Holy shit marry me
makethatkittenpurr: HOLY SHIT YA’LL! Another one of my scenes just dropped on Reality Kings! Please please please check it out and give it a high rating and good comment, it’ll mean the world to me. The video is called “Hero Hottie” and is on
7h0e7: sext-s: fitnessisfitfor-me: WHY IS NO BODY TALKING ABOUT THIS VIDEO LOL OMG THIS KILLED ME hehheheeh so cute and funny omgggg <3 holy shit I’m so done hahahaha haha fuck channing killin it haha
amburdoll: dont-call-it-screamo: deathbeforelove19: blaiyrwitch: paperchainsaw: Behold! Me and my new hair!! I regret nothing! I love it <3 Uggghhhh the urge to shave my head grows. Wow, absolutely gorgeous. Holy. Shit. Someone’s a tad bit
coelasquid: derples: raisehelia: cavebae: estpolis: mrdappersden: They did it, they fucking did it. holyfducjk HISTORY holy shit! can someone explain this to me Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale
tmedia: electricsexdoll: I just could not capture how cool this looks in person. It almost looks like it’s not really on me. That makes no sense but I don’t know how else to explain it. Holy shit balls the colours!!
subbiztravler: smallpeniswannabecuck: Holy shit. I think this is true… I agree - it has an effect! Embrace it or gtfo 💋 Personally I embraced it a while ago. Haven’t had one yet though :( anyone wanna help me out ?
scumbugg: aye-to-the-j: aye-to-the-j: Andrew sent me this today and it just really helped me and made me stop and think. He speaks beautiful words. Thank you so much, friend. Holy shit. Andrew is making my post famous. Haha. Aw dude so cool of you
make-it-rainicorn: inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
ikahomine: HOLY SHIT THIS COVER IM DEAD SOMEONE KIL ME AGAIN IM KUROSE TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF AT THE BACK //INTERALLY SCREAMMAAMMSMSMS// EDIT: ACTUALLY NOT TAKING IT OFF BUT PUTTING IT BACK ON IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST FINISHED THE FRICK FRACK OH GOD
bliindside: shipwrecked-anchors: whitefapel: mosh: evolutional: DON’T FUCKING REBLOG THIS IF YOU DON’T LISTEN TO BRING ME THE HORIZON HOLY SHIT. cool edit excuse me, but that image has nothing to do with bring me the horizon? it’s the flower