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onefatweeb:Himbo-Hambone Comms: FULL (pm for waitlist) on Twitter
deactivat3d-account-0075247-dea:ok so hear me out;chubby.himbos.• standing looking in the mirror tugging at his “shrinking shirt” and wondering why it doesn’t fit anymore• absentmindedly rubbing his chub in public just because it
bigdimbros: harvzilla: STORY PROMPT: Transformative chain mail. Come up with a story summary or plot line involving some form of chain mail that transforms the reader. Inspiration from The Note story line on CYOC You really should not have bought this
dougtfs: With each bubble he blew, Brody felt his chest inflate – the gum was connected directly to his body, and every breath made his muscles swell. But he didn’t notice that the gum was also connected to his brain. And as he blew, it was like
swimgymjock: Newly created gymfit himbo, following instructions. The all over deep tan is the last step. As it sets in over the exit hour, the programming playing through his headphones will train him to speak his slutty oversexed mind, fulfilling his
papermoon357:bettertest:Haha look at that dumb smirk. I knew you’d be too dumb or horny to care that I slipped you that himbo powder. You like your new bod don’t you? What’s that grin for?Huhu double dosed your coffee dude. Gonna be so hot watchin
tfkinksterz:We himbo-fried Ben’s brain instantly, and he’s now being fitted for football gear. Welcome to the team, Ben. Coach is gonna love you.
changingmen-deactivated20210520:Himbo Gas“Oh God, I can’t even get my pants up anymore! What the hell did that pink gas do to me?!”When Johnny was told he was partaking in a new military super serum trial, he was ecstatic. Johnny thought his muscles
dirtyswapandshift:His new name was Snake. From now on he would be a site worker and a himbo, nothing more. His name was an homage to the tattoo on his neck and his giant cock. He formerly was an average mid-30s lawyer, but due to being a public defender
butch-himbo-king:romance…
crispy-ghee: crispy-ghee: crispy-ghee: I was asked to play D&D this Friday and I had to make a character, so I ended up making the most “crispy definitely drew this” character I could make, I guess. Duhas, the Dragonborn BardAge: 27Height:
mostly-gay-partially-stars: ladyloveandjustice: Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him. himbo
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sjcollegeboi: big bro himbo…
drinking-tea-at-midnight: wotsukai: wotsukai: Good Morning Bimbos and Himbos God and How Could I forget Thembos he only erased half the MCU
penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what gollum
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benepla: penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what
dexer-von-dexer:disclaymore:disclaymore:“[female character] is a himbo” there’s already a word for that and you ain’t gonna like itthis was just supposed to be a riff on some post of a straight woman in a plaid shirt i saw but
the-togepi-man: yellowfighter88: Everyone talking about Shaggy’s power are overlooking Fred’s Surprisingly Chaotic Energy Fred, the original himbo
ladyshinga:manywinged:am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is “scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he’s too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed
busket: meatswitch: xxxtictacion: Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick this is my mom making stroganoff this is me making a new himbo character
theroguefeminist:beetledrink:i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called
jewishramonaflowers: otherwindow: Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue
oculeths: benedictinehunk: benedictinehunk: alright babes, uquiz time. find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this. https://uquiz.com/hqYqHQ
agreyeyedgirl: scofflawsins: a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk. only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man!
godh8er: wahbegan: urbanfantasyinspiration: ahagoat: insertawesome-url-here: Same energy Kings DON’T CALL YOURSELF A HIMBO UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST THIS STUPID ‘oh i hate this part’ male rights 2k20
qsy-draws-a-lot:theroguefeminist:beetledrink:i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid
butch-himbo-king:vibe check! *wraps my arms around your waist from behind and gently rests my head between your shoulder blades*
gayboyfriend:people always be saying they wanna date a himbo but it’s actually a full time job to stop them from hurting themselves
lilchubster-deactivated20220725:lilchubster-deactivated20220725:royalty was fat back in the day so where are my period films with beautiful fat princesses that fall in love with their handmaidens & fat himbo knights being bisexual and maybe a little
darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s blue print
homo-sex-shoe-whale:homo-sex-shoe-whale:There’s no friendship stronger than that of a himbo and a lesbian who is also a himboFriendships aren’t always between a golden retriever and a doberman. Sometimes it’s just a golden retriever
meatswitch: xxxtictacion: Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick this is my mom making stroganoff
chipper-smol:a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her himbo foster knight
stevita:stevita:Head empty fat people are hot pass it on Why would you hide these gems in the tags (I meant it in the first way but the second way also pertains to me…I’m always a slut for fat bimbos/himbos/thembos)
english-history-trip: madmaxrebo: otherwindow: Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only
hungryhungry-himbo:A series of oven mitts I saw that trigger my little feeder brain
giantffa:hungryhungry-himbo:Two characters chilling after a comfy stuffing…if they look familiar it’s cause they are heavily influenced by Jade and Honey :)@giantffa @puffyhoney OMFG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH‼️‼️‼️THANK YOU!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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kapitein-oranghien-29:Someone recommended odysseus, I’d never heard of him but now I love this himbo… BEAU DESSIN POILU !
dozdudz: Princess 👸 #dizdoodz #oc #sketch #prince #man #gay #hunk #bleachblond #himbo #slut #nsfw #nsfwart #bara
himboheaven:When you’ve been invited to a black tie event but wanna let all the rich men know you’re a himbo on the prowl 😉 jfpb
showmeyourholebro:bootyaddict4life: harryking1988: IG: loobbt FUUUUCK! BABYYY!😳😍🥰 Follow me on Twitter 👈 himbo material
himbobunz: YOU SEE HOW THIS HIMBO’s FIRM BUNZ FORM THAT DEEP CRACK BETWEEN THEM? THAT IS YOUR DAD’S FAVORITE PART.
helbram00:Himbo art collab with Brotex!His OC and line art on the first and my OC and line art on the second, then we colored each other’s dudes 🧡💙(“other” versions will be sent to my patrons this month and it’ll also be
kc-alpha:When the weather gets this cold, it’s important to keep a close eye on Your himbos. They can freeze so quickly if they wander outside during one of their spells.
goldenboldy:Himbo vibes today
gainershewrote-deactivated20200:370lbs of pure lard. Damn it feels good to be a daddy pig himbo
godtricksterloki: avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs: This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended. Months later and it still cracks me up and makes my head explode. Loki, if you can’t outsmart your himbo brother, you can’t
mymanwife:obsessionthong:Sexy himbo. Extra blonde, how the hubby likes it
mymanwife:dutchgayboy2000:Himbo sluts with pussies full of their husbands’ cum
this fuckin himbo, goddamn
mwagneto:fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there’s this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there’s his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and
normal-horoscopes:I’m grateful to whoever invented Poor Little Meow Meow taxonomical classification of men, because genus Himbo was becoming irresponsibly over-applied.
