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krindragon: smallshrimphell: hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram?? Like ??? Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes
haveitjoeway: barber-butt: itslitjutsu: beardset: Just some of my grindr screenshots That last one is cute :) Id totally hook up with the last dude tbh hey what’s up?
fuckyeahfriendlyfire: nofvcks2give:straight porn knows.LOL! Hey, wearing underwear isn’t always comfortable for big dicked dudes! And Adriana looks particularly hot in this video to me. Beautiful in a way I’ve not perceived her previously. Body
terezi-pie-rope: bonaventure-: if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically some person: hey asstown you: nah some person: im laughing i actually did this some dude called me an ugly
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can
kuntttklawsss: I wish I had friends that were more nonchalant about sex. Like hey girl you wanna come over and use your hitachi w me? Sweet. Dude wanna order pizza then eat me out on the counter? Hell yea. Orgy in my living room? Let’s fuckin do it.
chandlerhandle: curehardflip: jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We: good morning. egg post
iwilleatyourenglish: fleetingmotivation: iwilleatyourenglish: hey uh yeah quick question how come the people of yharnam don’t just……………….move to be fair nobody knew about the werewolves until some dude with a giant glowing sword knocked
iwilleatyourenglish: fleetingmotivation: iwilleatyourenglish: hey uh yeah quick question how come the people of yharnam don’t just……………….move to be fair nobody knew about the werewolves until some dude with a giant glowing sword
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop
curiosityofthepeculiar: captain-mycaptain: hey-cassbutt: openyoureyeslove: saamtemple: YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT I knew a dude that could smell
trapghoul: whybrandon: brvndonsx: I just wanna nap screw this homework hey guys im done w my homework!!! FUCK for my dude loving ladies
julroses: my friend told me he was touring an apartment and the landlord was a white stoner dude with dreads and he introduced himself, “hey bro, my name is James but my friends call me corndog” and he had a dog named cornpuppy like please I’m
thepurplecarbuncle: flyingcorpseinthesky: dubiousculturalartifact: jumpingjacktrash: aph-lithuania: “attention readers: no homo” just guys being pals Historical figure: hey i want this dudes lips to touch my lips bcs he is my soul and my life
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freinne: fashionably late valentine’s gift for steph who’s just. fucking great. i couldn’t decide on one ship so i’m throwing three and a half at you C: (they made bro tag along because they felt sorry for him and hey he’s got money dude might
danasdinnertable: Scary Sips: Halloween Drinks masterpost Hey Fab Bats! Every time I post something Halloween related, there’s always some dude who says “It’s not Halloween yet!!!!”. Sorry, but I cannot hear you over the sound of my Jack Skellington
charminglyantiquated: runwildwithme: charminglyantiquated: hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right
jjdtd: stick—tight: Being an Australian band you’d think Deez Nuts would tour here heaps hey?… WELL THEY DONT. i wish we did more, but no one shows us love here anymore. hopefully the new album will change that! <3 Legit dude?! DN, G&T,
theshatnerian: ladyshinga: Bunch of white straight dudes mock the need for “safe spaces” but flip their goddamn shit when minorities say stuff like “hey maybe we can be included in stuff like scifi/fantasy stuff”, saying stuff like “I PLAY
buff-pixi: lesbianspaceprincex: godmuva: 1017andpregnant: arandomwhitedude: palmtreezandbluewater: so we contouring tiddies now…..okay. the deceit dude… Highlight and contour the puccí next!! hey, trans women actually use this (I do) because
amothafuckingquiche: “Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
xraystyles: Hey, EVERY JOE FAN ON THE PLANET. Please reblog this. I don’t know WHY everyone thinks this is a photo of Joe Strummer when, to me, it clearly IS NOT JOE. It is a dude named Scott Kempner. He has leather pants and a Yankees shirt on and,
fluffysluffisluv: hey~ so, today is Izzy’s birthday! happy birthday man! such a great artist and cool dude.
jaxman52077: broodingmuscle:Hey big bro, watch me hulk put of one of your old shirts!-But I just bought that one!Seriously, dude? Guess some things are gonna change around here. *RRRRRIIIIIPPPPP* Fuck yeah bro, FIST UP, split that fuckin wuss shirt into
asianwomenforwhitemen: Hey man I’m a white dude who loves your blog and thought I’d share some original content. I’ve been fucking this really beautiful petite Chinese girl right behind her chinese boyfriends back for months now. I’ve been fucking
bicken-back-bein-bool: yungjoehenno: buttcheekpalmkang: lunam0th: omgs: whitedad: wifipasswords: Incredible where his ears at?? is this #AlexFromTarget I’m disturbed. Dude looks like a cross between The Hills Have Eyes and Stinky from ‘Hey
bougeeflora: spoonmeb: krindragon: smallshrimphell: hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram?? Like ??? Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes 😂 Lmao I feel like it’s
conspicuouslad: adurot: Hey, knock it off! Ass… Where’s your car, dude?
cracked: sorenbowie: Hey Staff Sergeant/doctor/dad/rapper, you don’t get to be everything, leave some for the rest of us. Dude’s so good he spit a verse using “phalanges”.
fergzillar: Some dude: Hey bro you got the time? Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm
roseverdict: Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even
lornacrowley: “hey boss do you know whose ugly dog this is” gabriel reyes, notorious twirly gun dude, looks up from his crossword 2 see jesse mccree trying to elbow his way into his office with his arms full of snarling coyote
doomy: slimetony: Dude I Want Some Fucking Pasta Hey Randy thanks for the comment. Any chance we will get a new post soon? Thanks. - Alex
slimetony: yungsquidward: slimetony: bladedamus: When you finally become slimetony’s mutual you get complete access to his home and belongings. I’ve never actually agreed to it ive just grown to accept it thanks again for the couch, dude hey
jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We:
jindosh:my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason
empirefarts: lumpawaroospaceprincess: fergzillar: Some dude: Hey bro you got the time? Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm Context: I thought this was some shitpost and
yourbitchystudentwriter: nicholewrites: Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle Some ancient Greek dude: hey why are you pregnant? You aren’t
turings: me: hey i’m outside are you ready to go my cyberpunk friend who is carpooling with me: YΣΔH dude almost. i was up hacking all night and my snoozer didn’t wake me so i powered on kinda late. poptarts are still in the toastzapper and i’ve
kramergate: kramergate: rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes
regularlesbian: curehardflip: jougasakis: Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs Bro: Sure thing dude We: good morning. egg post computer. send the egg image to my rabbi
keepemgrowin:ludoliebig:“Hey! Security dude! Want to see some muscle?”
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askmarshandbroflovski: CRAIG: Right. Because I’d totally admit that to four thousand strangers.CRAIG: Craig “Personal Information” Tucker. That’s me.STAN: Pfft, ha!STAN: You’re so funny, dude.CRAIG: …STAN: Hey, where are you going?CRAIG:
cutie-tabootie: You know who was really damn Extra that we don’t talk about enough? That fish from SpongeBob who was all “Dude, I just got my license” and SpongeBob’s all “I’m getting mine next!” and he’s all “Hey, I doubt it!”
iamcallen: muckkles: aspiesquirrelflight: Are you a “hello darlings” gay or a “what’s up my dudes” gay this is “hey yall” gay erasure
m1911s-3rd-prestige: A physically fit dude in his 60′s just ran up to me on the street and was like “Hey wanna hear a dad joke?” and before I could say anything he just goes “Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause the sheriff told him to get
silverhawk: im done with online discourse im now channeling all my anger and rage onto that one fish in spongebob who, when spongebob very excitedly told him that he was planning on getting his boaters licence that day, the fish dude goes “hey! i doubt
shinypincurchin:shinypincurchin:Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like “hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall” and he was like
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