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I knew that my best customer was actually my little brother, he wasn’t as sneaky as he thought he was. It was so hot to see him stroke his surprisingly big dick when I knew he was just across the hall. One of these days I’ll go over and surpri
The best way to get their straight first let them suck him off was to get him high. They wonder what else he would let them do to him now?
videohall: Awesome Dog guards owner’s bike for him > The best part was when he climbs up. I thought he was just going to trot along side, but he gets up there and rides it like some kind of dog genius. > He doesn’t just guard the bike. he
The StopoverSimon stared at his fork again, repulsed at it’s unappetizing contents. It had been a long and arduous process but at long last he was on the verge of victory.He shut his eyes and quickly devoured the pronged tidbit; trying his best to avoid
Pick-Up Lines Hyper-Masculine StyleCalvin did his best to put on a friendly smile, but he had just spent the best part of fifty thousand dollars ensuring that his new face would piss the pants out of a hardened UFC fighter.The best he could do was an
I did the best I could to please him…his cock was so THICK I really had trouble with it but he didn’t seem to mind my awkwardness. I told him it was my first time servicing something so large and he was patient. I focused on the head and finally he
lixpex: Best Of lixpex: He was still reeling from the jump between universes - but the shock was especially intense this time. Turned out, in this timeline he’d been doing heavy labor at the factory since he was 14. What’s more, in this reality
whore4herpleasure: What do you think, baby? Do you like my new tattoo? The best part of it was that the tattoo artist was black and he ate my married pussy the whole time he was giving your pretty wife her new ink. Mmmmm, it was so fucking good,
The best was definitely this Macho Man Randy Savage cosplay because he was deep in character and had the perfect voice for it
The answer to a question of KS on my tumblr <3 (nice idea!) “How would the situation of teemo while he was stealth in the girls’ bathroom of LOL? ” (Best resolution)
I did the best I could to please him…his cock was so big I really had trouble with it but he didn’t seem to mind my awkwardness. I told him it was my first time servicing something so large and he was patient. I focused on the head and finally he
the-unsatisfied-wife: ineedmorethanyou: She always talks about her ex. Constantly. Comparing you to him. Curiosity got the best of you and you let her invite him over the next time he was in town. You even told her she had a “hall pass” if the opportuni
ditzydolls:I was so happy for my sister. Not only was she getting married, but she was getting married to like, the best guy in the world!Tommy was the greatest. He was super smart, and a total stud, and he had like, the best cock in the whole world.
impregfetish: He was a happily married man but when his daughter’s best friend presented herself to him, he couldn’t resist. He didn’t bother using a condom. She was the high school slut. No one would ever know the baby was his. He bottomed out
My uncle was the only one who knew I worked as an escort. But that was okay because he was one of my best clients. He’d call me up whenever he was in town and I’d put on my best clothes and jewelry and smile prettily on his arm at whatever
Here’s the next segment of our Cameraman series…our friend was a real pro! He knew how to get close for some of the best shots, and although he said it was hard to concentrate (pardon the pun), he did a great job at taking pics and running the
He’s such a smart dog. Even as a puppy, he knew that the best place to have his head was between her legs. =)
the-porn-stories: My boss’s son was just a little older than me, since working at the office was just a summer job for me. He made that job one of the best I’ve ever had.
She tells my wife “It’s really for the best you know. He has shown he cannot be trusted.”“He was jerking off while looking out the window at me when I was at the pool.”Now they had me tied to the bed. The chastity tube lay on the table. The
the-artsy-lover: Daddy’s best rope bra yet. I got so wet when he was tying me up. I couldn’t wait to have him pound my pussy.
naughtybigdog: Welcome to ZPD by NBDCj was very nervous to meet Mayor Lionheart he was just a rookie recently graduated from the poluce academy, the best from the best, top of the class, so, of course mayor Lionheart was interested on having a little
rivainibabe: fullmetalfisting: My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth
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The clinic never called back. I’ve basically lost a best friend, even though it was obvious he was a royal dick. And I’ve lost respect for another person. Well, what a wonderful life I lead.
thelandofmercuin: The king was furious with the young assassin. She had killed one of his best soldiers, and she was going to pay. He considered the death sentance, but as he was thinking, a much better idea came to him. They wrestled her into the
sailorstoner:fluidfluorite:brandieblaze: aeon-fux:silkarth:unskinny:Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than
the-chosen-hero: “After all these years, he was still my best friend”
rakkuguy: highlandvalley: highlandvalley: https://twitter.com/nekokawaii_____/status/715062632147845120/video/1 Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling DIDJUCEETHAT!?
wannabepreggo: My principal thought the best thing about the angle was how he got to watch my ass jiggle while he fucked me. But I knew the best thing was that he wasn’t going to get to shoot off without sending it all right where I wanted it.
targetwetales: I worked at a craft store the summer before college. Here are my best (and the best of the worst) moments: - A man bought 190 mason jars with lids. I asked him if this was for a wedding, or if he was making jam. He was doing neither.
the–incomplete–soul: malfvoys: malfvoys: hands down the best twitter story ever bonus The original thread was great but the is he black part made it perfect.
bimbodreams: She couldn’t figure out why he was looking at her like that. He was smiling, but looked nervous at the same time. Usually he was comfortable around her. They had been best friends since childhood, but there was something different about
The best SnK “merchandise” I could’ve asked for :)Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan animation director Asano Kyoji drew me an original Levi at NYCC today (One of 10 sketches he created during the fan session). He was also kind enough to let me
the-brawl-girl: thewaywardfox: Remember when Ash Ketchum was on Codename: Kids Next Door? He’s probably the best member they could have You know, since he’s always 10 years old and whatnot
nest: nest: when i was a kid one of my best friends was a year older than me so i deferred to him as the expert on everything in the whole world, and once when i was 9 and he was 10 my curiosity got the best of me and i asked him what the f word was
sammmybutler: Cutler X and Draven Torres by BarebackThatHole When Draven saw the mammoth size of Cutler’s cock in person he was not only blown away but he knew he was going to be in for one of the Best Fucks he’s ever had…and that was no lie. Cutler
aeon-fux: probably my second fav joke in spongebob is the one where squidward is like “well then who was flickering the lights?” and the lights flicker and it pans over to Nosferatu and they’re all like, “Nosferatuuuuuu!”, and he smiles, idk,
Best Pope story yet? Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless. (Photo) The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again. HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB Pope Francis has also shed the trappings
The Chinese landscape painter ZHANG BU was born in 1934. He started as a newspaper editor and became, over the years, one of the best known painters of this genre.
the-absolute-best-gifs: goesinmybutt: He was even able to persuade my other half.
best-of-funny: coolfatcat: cyberthug13: citgo: i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade he was suspended for touching his oui oui god dammit X
the-unpopular-opinions: I think this is one of the best movies of the last 20 years. It tells an incredible story and about a neo nazi who learns from his errors and changes. He stops his younger brother (who was following in his footsteps) from what
the-absolute-best-posts: mercilesss: The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined
rookiemag: This Charming Man: An Interview With Morrissey “My life as a teenager was so relentlessly foul.”
“He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die!”
the-absolute-best-gifs: i truly hope he was paid a lot for this. A lot.
best-of-funny: hey-sass-butt: curtisplease: wishes-he-was-king-of-bears: How gay sex works. I want a relationship like this the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear X
the-musical-scottsmen: shortformblog: think-progress: Best Pope story yet? Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless. (Photo) The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again. HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT
I had the very best sex last night, I always say that but like im normally like a LETS JUST FUCK person but this time it was slow and kissy and I think I died 5 times
best-shower-thoughts: Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is
the-orphic-mr-awesomer: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, (April 17, 1954 – July 31, 2015) Roderick “Roddy” George Toombs, was a Canadian professional wrestler, film actor, and podcast host. In professional wrestling, he was best known for his
mysexploring: This was how Mark found Trish waiting in the car. He was supposed to take her to the airport, but he had no clue what he was supposed to show up early. Until he saw her completely naked.Then he understood that his best ‘friend’s wife
the-porn-stories: I thought the interviewer was kind of a dick, to be honest, but once it became clear how he was judging the job applicants, I decided that I had to ride it out and do my best - literally. My Archive Check out My Likes
the-absolute-best-posts: beehives Harvey used to be a fighting dog. His ears torn from battles he was forced into. He flinches when you talk too loud around him. He gets so excited when you prepare his food, as in disbelief that he’s actually going
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