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I took Hachi’s advice and switched to chamomile tea (bec apparently green tea is very acidic jesus no wonder I’ve been feeling worse) and English Tea Shop is p great btw they’re caffeine-free and their packaging is super cute and they have a whole
mangerzone: the-great-gaby: werewolfery: kanye trying to process the fact that he is not jesus jesus trying to process the fact that he is not kanye. Jesus Christ and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday Jesus and Kanye will
summonerscode: Exhibit 312 Caitlyn [00:15]: were fked Caitlyn [00:21]: i told you to ban yasuo he is op as jesus Vi [00:33]: np we got kassadin and a strong team Vi [00:40]: and jesus wasn’t that op, he was like 0-2 (Thanks to ambivartence for the
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Jesus! honey. We arrived last night. I have been away for an hour ?! He is the janitor-poolcleaner-whatever on this hotel. Now we’re going to have him and his colleagues running all the time.
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We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do
chanteltelly: I am dying right now! I CAN’T BELIEVE I MET THEM FAN ACCOUNT COMING SOON I MUST GET MY FEELA TOGETHER INFINITE IA PERFECTION!!!! I’m so dead God is good. He is so good! Thank you Jesus!
cousinnick: latenightalaska: davereziplease: dietchola: JESUS CHRIST “I’m a horrible father” THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
badstevenuniversescreencaps: kittenfood: badstevenuniversescreencaps: regzillas: badstevenuniversescreencaps: steven is just whatever size they decide he needs to be at any given time he has no definite size or shape actually, his size and shape
pll4smadonor-r:themaskedotter:I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke
rageomega: cosmic-noir: plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do @novaschaos
I just love how precious he is when he sleeps on me. Is that bad?
This is the only Jesus I know. This is the only Jesus I need. This Jesus actually does something for me. I know this Jesus exists, ‘cause I see him working on my lawn. Where’s that other Jesus guy you keep telling me about? What has he done
cosmic-noir: plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do
stirringwind:nazalea: geesi: Burmese monk Wirathu is on the cover of July 2013 Time Maganzine. Wirathu has been leading a plot to ethnically cleanse the Rohingya people. The Rohingya people are Muslims. He has compared Muslims to “African carp”
puruszigglersexus: all-that-junk: groovebunny: Judging by this photo, I don’t think Seth Rollins is wearing underwear. *Fans self* Dear Jesus, I don’t think that he is either. Lord Jesus, I don’t I a either! Seth Rollins looks Hung!
Jesus. Motherfucking. CHRIST. Hold on, sweet child. Let me spell it out for you.He’s not a sith.He is not a sith.He is not a sith.He is not a sith.He is NOT a sith.H-E I-S N-O-T A S-I-T-H. I do not know how to make it more clear. And yeah, I didn’t
deepfriedfuckpotato: mostlyhydratrash: snommelp: geekandmisandry: cerealkillerrr: freikorps: The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining I mean he’s straight
tinyconfusion: “He must get the credit for this, not me, not David Tennant, Russell T. Davis. Now, me and Russell T. Davis, have serious personal difficulties and disagreements. We don’t get along. But he’s the man who’s responsible. He took
h0odrich: principemexicano: controlledeuphoria: jumex: blackdenimjeans: this reminds me of a cult I’m the one in blue Is he fucking flying? How can I? Do? This? This is freaking me out rip to the one in blue
ni-chan9: slayerenfiniti: ask-irl-shitty-glasses: captainarlert: stoned-levi: //DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY DO YOU FUCKING SEE JESUS HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL that would actually be really funny he would’ve been petrafied. Go sit in a
peenhound: OOOOOO WACKED ME NOSE “Louis’ bloopers 😂 first the visor wouldn’t open, he hit his nose and then he didn’t catch the fruit 😂😭” That is what British people sound like?!
regretfulness: tinymelee: uh.. guys? trump has 292 electorals as of a poll released today, and shit just got really scary.. (if you’re wondering how this is possible when he doesn’t have the popular vote, just remember that you can win the election
sauvamente: thoughtremixer: When Kirk Franklin educate you one minute and want to introduce you to Jesus the next… Kirk ready How much of a reach is it to equate sitting with someone to letting that someone rape your child? You conservatives sick.
papaabsurd: greatwhiteprivilege: serbianslayer: firefoxed: why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothingmatch guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the
It’s Easter.One of the things I’ve come to be more sensitive to in recent years is that Jesus was human. He walked around as a human, he made friends as a human, and he died as a human.In order to bridge the painful separation between God and man,
infinitigauntlet: yogaboi: plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do And further away
good question, I think he is some dirty old man with a beard who loves his children
team-reverie: judal-is-my-spirit-animal: lezly-odair: How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. Faith
heliolisk:narputo:When he pulls out after u had Chipotledelete this, your blog, and go to church every sunday till u die cause this is VILE
heartsings77: JESUS IS ENOUGH No need to add or subtract from Him He is GREATER than everything that exists All else adds up to LESS than He He is the SUM of all things: - the infinite - the absolute - the constant Jesus is HOLY to the highest degree
ladyknucklesinshape: acatslifeforme: tan-the-man: themajesticalnarwhal: He looks so strange without the mustache. You mean damn fine. I love the picture where he is wearing the Pornstache t-shirt. jesus christ he is hella finewho and why and
You gay fucker!
jesus-christ-is-the-bomb: radical-wonderland: radical-wonderland: This is one of my very good friends Yusef and his girlfriend. Last week, he was diagnosed with Leukemia. He is one of the sweetest person I have ever met. He’s 16, and is an amazing
jesus-fkd-a-l0t: Hehehe the silly old man hasn’t even noticed I see him trying to sneak the photo he is trying to be that stealth hope it makes his day
wie-ein-hund:I don’t think it was Jesus calling him tbh If he is an actual Rockefeller, he can hang up as many times as he wants. Unfortunately, in this world, it seems that all you need to get multiple organ transplants is a truck load of cash.
almondmilkpapi: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
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zacharylevis: CHRIS EVANSW Magazine: Best Performances / 2020 › ph. Juergen Teller
afrograce: Kanye trying to process the fact that he is not Jesus Jesus trying to process the fact that he is not Kanye Jesus and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday Kanye explaining to Jesus that he is his father Jesus explaining to
beautifulharrystyles: eleanorjanestyle: the-stylinson-couple: when-harry-met-louis: whattarush: omg this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen jesus this is too much He is actually talking to the puppy…’hey’ DEAR GOD HELP ME nOPE jesUS CHRIST
iamspacekisses: I AM CRYING It’s funny bc he’s actually Satan
missdoublem: omg what is that. Is that like…a fans recording device? What if you went to a fucking MJ concert and he grabbed your recorder and recorded himself singing on it? Fuckin A
perfectlynaturaldesires:what am I doing… he’s my brother. I shouldn’t have let him do this - he is going to be intolerable…well, that feels pretty good, this is not so bad…. Oh jesus he is hard, jesus, that felt good! That is coming from him?
this guy i’ve hung out with now three times is inarguably one of the better ones he is sweet and cute and i feel totally comfortable around him and i hate that i like him but i do and he is so good with his tongue, i mean sweet baby jesus and i
zanzando: SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.
inkmefillme: brogod: sheismkultra: rockybreaux: awkwardnigerian: He got pulled over for speeding and posession of weed and this is what he tweets. LMFAO. idk why this is so funny. lmfao. im dying Frank Ocean is Jesus in case anyone was wondering.
selenagarrison: Kurt Cobain fuels my life. He is Jesus.
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sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
King of Fools …Man, i don’t know why i never went to look and see what else Olaf Encke has done (He did Judas and Jesus a few years after this) …but yeah. This is awesome too. I hope he’ll do more shorts in the future! What a
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