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sananri: Hope not too flashy in Resturant - commentOn my last b’day hubby took for dinner but I wore the dress gifted by one of my friend ..😜😜 the Resturant manager himself served our table.. lot of stares down my braless cleavage.. He literally
spacebaw: rykemasters: fuckyeahreligionpigeon: Submitted by absurdnormalcy that said I’m not sure you can qualify Breivik or the Nazis as Christian fundamentalists, although both certainly were religious. he compared himself to the Knights Templar
lannisnow: bigcreepymansion: I usually erase the twitter accounts of other people but no everyone should know this guy is a douche He should really keep his creepy female/child abuse fantasies to himself or at least not on a public twitter account
imdb says that 28 days later is not one of his top 4 most well known movies.wat.wat.wat.wat.wat.to me, 28 days later is how this bitch got himself so famous. …whatever. he is still perfect even if imdb is lying.
queeranarchism: 60 year old historian Martin Bühler (who identified himself to the press, I do not identify activists without consent) appears to ‘photobomb’ a lot of media images of the G20 in Hamburg. In reality he is a long time observer documenting
lightskintgawd: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
terminus-est:odins-one-eyed-fuck:gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I will
orlansky: He stood quietly in a corner by himself, silently watching the pride parade. There’s something intense about the look on his face, but I’m not certain as to what it means. I can’t tell if it’s fear, love, disgust, regret, respect, pride
Jd is always positive omg. Were like total opposites. Why am i not focusing on lecture and making textpost about some boy He got me fucked up. If anything hed be upset at himself for jeopardizing my education because i can stop thinking about him
vogue-le-mode: Tom Daley is so brave not only for doing this for himself, but also for everyone else out there. The world is a scary place; what he did really made me smile and I wish him the best
shitrichcollegekidssay: Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money! Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald
cinnabees: Depressing theory of mine: Lars’ parents usually left him home alone as a kid, so he had to learn how to cook all by himself. These doodles are totally not based off the pancake cooking scene from Matilda (Danny Devito, I love your work
lintufriikki: I made this shitpost based on recent events about this character not being Gabe and i can’t believe Terry Crews himself saw and retweeted it HE’S TOO GOOD
frenchmonster7: jacksinspired: michael jackson not giving a fuck This man doesn’t go to the gym. The gym is his stage. He lifts himself. Well, it’s MJ fitness method.
pixieandcorky: pixieandcorky: any male who does not have “Bashful Kidney” before this is confident in himself; especially, if he uses the urinal second from the left… Would love to see the reactions of males the first time they see this…
itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: #not getting paid enough to put up with this HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when
s-ummar: i want a boy who has to kiss me like he looks at me and can’t hold himself back from not universe deliver him to me thx
kingoftheprideland: vogue-le-mode: Tom Daley is so brave not only for doing this for himself, but also for everyone else out there. The world is a scary place; what he did really made me smile and I wish him the best A new role model I have
maso-fairy:This is the day I learned not to make Daddy repeat Himself, even if He can’t punish me in person
adventuresofcomicbookgirl: I’m not okay I’ll never be okay but seriously, how often do you see a male main character- much less a main character of a shonen- be genuinely disappointed and angry with himself because he wasn’t sensitive and perceptive
odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this
graybeards: “Daaaaad,” I mockingly wailed. Chip grinned despite himself as he looked up from his floating raft. “I told you not to call me that. It weirds me out.” I stood over him, at the edge of the pool, with my hands on my hips as his gaze
marquiseoftease:Bound, he wasUnable to move Unable to resistUnable to do anything but give himself to herBound to her wishesFor though not bound in chainsShe had captivated him completely
newlifeahead: From the moment he introduced himself it was Game Over, it was simply a formality or two. And now? I am the first to say I am owned, and not in a small way. “His”. (tn)
yourbadgrrl: This was not the way she wanted to be introduced to his wife! “Did you say your prayers, little slut? It’s going to be a very long night!” the Mrs. hissed menacingly while he just watched and smirked, stroking himself. Too late she
benditlikekorra: #y’all better recognize #queen katara~*~*~ #waterbending master at age 14 #taught not one but two avatars how to master waterbending #related to all future airbenders #when aangy meets new people he introduces himself as ‘katara’s
literalnobody:Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn’t truly like him enough to marry… only to then himself propose to a woman who
