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apollosshine: I just want like- a whole fic based off of THIS (nsfw fic) That’s all I want UGH guys I’ve been on a RivaMika kick, and right now all i need is maid/cleaning guy Levi admiring CEO Mikasa and maybe he puts his input in on things- and
3liza:a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the addition of the word
black-nyanko: juliedaneko: @black-nyanko I really like this au. Its purr-fect and Ccino is just so purr-ecious! oh and before I fur-get, I have some questions I’d like mew to answer: has or would Ccino ever fall asleep at work? How does he normaly
budweiner:besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes leave him alone, he’s just happy to see land people
sonsandbrothersusa: I told my dad to stop but he just kept fucking me. At one point I gave up resisting, cause it felt so fucking good.
dethickness: whtbttm4blktops: iloveblackdic: supermen2013: muscle—and-nerds: I came home and got so horny looking at tumblr Want to suck that hot dick!! He just laying there waiting on me to get home http://dethickness.tumblr.com/archive
thegayeducator: courtney-summers: This is Coy Mathis, a transgender 6 year old living in Colorado. It just so happens that my brother is in her class at Eagleside Elementary School in Fountain, Colorado. When I asked my brother how he felt about Coy
pierremcquire: According to the photographer, Penkdix Palme, the frog actually remained like this for 30 minutes. Look at his face. He’s just like “the shit I have to put up with. I’m so done.”
trappedinadiamond: so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
gplantman: luckycavy117: kingharlevigilante: Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by
imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants:lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have
megachikorita: there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club
mausspace: weirdtrip: he looks so pleased “oh look. look at this apple. it me” horf horf horf
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
meatbicyclevevo: orlandobloomfistmeintheass: mausspace: weirdtrip: he looks so pleased “oh look. look at this apple. it me” horf horf horf what the fuck is horf horf horf horf
rniraclewhip: EVERYBODY LISTEN NOW!!!!!! This is TRISTEN KILLMEN and he is accused of raping multiple girls at Norman high schools in Oklahoma!! THERE IS EVEN A VIDEO OF HIM ADMITTING TO IT!!! THERE HAVE BEEN NO ARRESTS WHAT SO EVER PLEASE SHARE THIS
zenalien: HE WOULD PROBABLY BE SO MAD AT WHAT THE MEDIA HAS MADE HIM
beyonceish:today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
sixpenceee: So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this But what he saw was this All the neighbors woke up
chaineddeceit: So the next morning it was raining. I noticed he didn’t have a jacket and I said, “Well take this shirt at least.” I had bought it for Andy (probably the day I bought that stupid pink cowboy hat) and it looked horrible on him. Layne
phantasyllama: lynananananabatlam:So one of my co-counselors at a middle/elementary school camp I’m working for has a SUPER cool necklace that incites a conversation with nearly every person he meets.“Is that real?!”“How do you water it?”“Where’d
h0odrich: yoncevevo: marc-stegen: Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala 2015. King he wanna be fergie so bad
airandangels: policecars: Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD
ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them
popunkau:they were taking down the 1D nabisco display at work and I asked real casual if they were just recycling it and he said yeah so, well, you see,
when your boyfriend makes you so turned on you want to walk to his house just to ride his dick for an hour.
lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is
einblickvaughn: insertunnecessarygeekiness: yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just right out the window i love this post. it’s back
fandomsandfeminism: sogaysoalive: “This is Coy Mathis, a transgender 6 year old living in Colorado. It just so happens that my brother is in her class at Eagleside Elementary School in Fountain, Colorado. When I asked my brother how he felt about
insertunnecessarygeekiness: yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just right out the window
lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun
tabootwins: It was just so hot, having him fuck me in front of everyone at the swingers party, and not a single person knowing he was my brother!
justanothersara: clandemens: We need to hear more stories like this in the news: Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
godlessondheimite: I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants: lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have
raunchysub: zachphilips-hungbikerscally: boyfantasies: I have an addiction to Fraternity X. The vids are just so legit. FUCK that twink The red-shirted Top in this video really knows how to use a fag-hole. Love how He spanks the bitch’s ass at
bridgemcgidge: so i’m at the military base library listening to a conversation between two young marines and one said “immaculate” in a sentence and the other was like “well i don’t understand that big fuckin word you just said” then he turns
theblackmegadeus: camlost737: frankiemorga: ramenuzumaki: What a precious child. Goku is so important for him. :’) He’s just as important to Goku, look at him providing Goku energy. You go little dude. This happened in Mexico and the mexican
sexlifebestlife: I was waiting for Daddy to get home because he’s so much better at making me cum than I am, but I just couldn’t resist myself. - Kay💜
mrdistracted: sassura: transcending-god: alexstrazsa: Just unmute it. source @clusterfuckcd ANOTHER PROTECT ADAM AT ALL COSTS Its been how long since his first one? And yet he is still so amused by these things. I love it
questionsofmuggles: Did Snape really skip the entire feast just so he could wait for Harry and Ron to show up at school? That’s a crazy level of dedication to hating twelve-year-olds.
godlessondheimite:I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy
henrythespider: So, last night my friend and I came to the conclusion that Murdoc runs after ice cream trucks on all fours, leaps on the roof, and then guts them with his scythe. Then he just kinda throws money at the driver, pushes him out, and steals
justsomeectoplasm:justsomeectoplasm:I JUST WANTED TO RECHARGE AT A GEYSER AND IT SENT ME SOMEWHERE ELSE????WHERE AM I. WHY IS EVERYTHING BLUE. HELP?????Resh got angry that I managed to make him attractive so he sent me to eeby deeby as punishment.
