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tim-slutton: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

So I just had the longest day ever… 3pm: Got picked up by my friend Savs to go to Chinatown because they were having a Chinese festival and we had like 40 bucks on us and we thought that’d be enough but apparently everything there is pretty

vazzoom: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT actually, yes, that’s what they want you to say

sarnsung: you can have dippin dots delivered to your house in gallons what a time to be alive

I loved like most of the fashion in Crooked tho omg GD let me have ur wardrobe pls

inukawas: do you ever have those days where you just cannot bring yourself to do your homework

spookycapecod: all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbian individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.

gerardwayjacketslut: The best part of a concert is when all the lights go out and everyone knowS the band you have been waiting ages to see is about to come on AND EVERYONE STARTS CHANTING AND THEN THE MUSIC STARTS AND EVERYONE SCREAMS and that’s what

Im so frustrated and angry with myself and i should have done something and i feel so gross and pissed i just wish i could go back and do something i feel stupid and pathetic

lulusukiss: hoonshoonghoonghoong: bestukiss: TWITTER PARTY OF THE ENGLISH SPEAKERS (omg haha lol this is the best) CR: SOOMPI http://www.soompi.com/2014/03/06/kevin-eric-ailee-amber-min-and-james-have-the-best-k-pop-twitter-party-ever/#.UxhmqfmSySp

prettyfeetgang: mvp-nation: taeramisu: Fans chasing after Taemin and “Taemin runs faster than lightning” I know this is unacceptable but it’s really funny and u guys have to watch it TAEMIN TURNED INTO USAIN BOLT!!! BYE BISHHHHHHHHH~~~~ this

queenofattolia: vvhiteconfession: are infinite h really rappers? #they really do have such lovely singing voices though#i feel like they let hoya show it off a lot#but where are all of dongwoo’s singing lines?!#i just love his voice so much i could

I hate putting together outfits that id never actually have the confidence to wear to school

man i wanna have a crush wtf

selektions: who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

alohomorashlie:when u know ur the family witch and u take it in stride because duh ur livin’ the right life Ashlie pls let me have ur hair

[NEWS] INFINITE's Nam Woohyun to have his first solo in May

fuckyeahtxtposts: imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

harampolice: cherish the healthy relationships that you do have. take care of them and nurture them because the vast majority of people you come in contact with won’t be able to provide what the people that truly love you do. never take love for granted,

cherrys-acid: Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard

spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as

Me:*trying to hold my pee so I can wake up and wet tomorrow.. Realizes that I actually have to go super bad* Dad: where you going it’s only 12??.. Me: heh yeah but I’m just really tired so I’m gonna sleep night Me:*calmly goes

Bruh I’m having the most omo trash feelings kick in lol..Mom: there! I vacuumed AND steam cleaned your room, now your floors all clean! It’s much better!Me: thanks so much!! It looks and feel so much better in here I t’s so spacious!.. and neat..

Omggggghgh so I’m really scared and nervous today cause I have to go to the doctor to do something and I got up and went to brush my teeth and I thought about it….. I got so nervous I started wettin my self o/////o I quickly grabbed my self to stop

Ummm *coughs nervously* so I’m trying to make an amazon wishlist to get diapers or something *blushes* But uh I looked up and said it would show my name city and state unless I have a “organization “ website.. idk what to do ><

Does anyone have any sports/workout accident stories? 😍 I neeeed it. I need some soaked gym shorts in my life…

Samantha Fox - ‘I Wanna Have Some Fun’ Tour documentary 1989/1990

I don’t know what it is about today. I can’t stop thinking about this girl. It’s my perpetual mission in life to look at shiny pretty things through store windows but never afford to have ‘em. The shiny pretty things are girls

Its adorable when you have an orgasm and you think you’re done but then you go pee and the pee comes out in interval squirts and you realize your body is still convulsing, quietly, like a fade out.

Okay, but when Hinata won that ramen eating contest, that should have been IT for Naruto! Damn it! Can you say “thick”???

scumplanet: JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room

I wonder if anons have ever thought that maybe the people they are attacking are damaged too…. but of course i’m taking the moral highground and therefore i am scum of the earth

lifemattersjournal: makilikesflowers: euo: ok just to clear something up for yall, since you appear to be misinformed, victims of abuse, whether it be sexual, physical, or emotional, often still have attachments to their abusers. it is infact, part

miniar: … I should not be allowed on the internet after midnight… I might have accidentally bought a suit… o.O? How do you accidentally buy a suit? XD

lordxeras: lordxeras: Tell you what gets my goat. When Europeans get that fucking superior attitude. You know the one. The “we do the oppposite of those americans so we’re the place to be”. Listen buddy. Even if Europe didn’t have massive issues

micdotcom: BuzzFeed’s black people asking “black questions” sparks backlash In “27 Questions Black People Have For Black People,” black people ask questions mostly based off racial tropes, without additional substance, leaving many feeling

paperbagsandwich: Have you ever just–

Some of y’all: Discourse!! Anger!! Me: Go run yourselves a bath and chill omg it’ll be deeper than the arguments you’re having anyway

orriculum: Some familiar shaming, and the picture in case y'all have some to share

mermaibee: ultrafacts: According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene

battlecrazed-axe-mage: It’s time for a very special giveaway! I’ve often gotten asks, while running this blog, from people who don’t yet have their own first set of dice. Every time, it’s difficult not to ask for their address and favorite color

duxwontobey:Representation shouldn’t be a quota and just ‘cause a show doesn’t have at least one of everything doesn’t mean it’s problematic suddenly. I also wanna enjoy my damn taste in dnd podcasts, I can’t think of anything about Critical

Love how so many people on this site are scrambling to have “The Right Opinion” on what LGBT acronym is valid or which identities it’s ok to be right now like… you’ve missed the entire fucking point?? Just let people be happy lmao, if

4lung: 4lung: 4lung: Although I love you all very much and greatly appreciate all that you do to encourage and support me, I am also unfathomably afraid of every single one of you this might seem like a cute jokey “haha i have anxiety” post but

marisatomay: marisatomay: my parents……..Were Right if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the

sebastian-michaelis9000: amiammorette: i feel like these guys have a lot in common YESYYEYSYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYS SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO PICTURE FORM

twinconstellations: You know, I don’t even care who Lin and Su’s dads are. I just want Zaheer, P’Li, Ming Hua, and Ghazan to have a good reason for kidnapping Korra. Like, maybe they kidnapped her when she was a baby because they wanted to keep

yellowshootingstars: Last sketch before finaaaaals! AU where Levi is Eren’s teacher. They occasionally talk about life although they have no idea what they’re doing with their own.

I’d love to write this AU but I have no fucking ideas for the first chapter

vasirasart: Zutara drawing I did the other day. [x] I just have so many mixed feelings about this ship, I love it so much but at the same time, cloud babies idk what to do with myself

postracialcomments: Half of all Senators are millionaires Have worked less than the average American

When I have any kind of obligation after work hours

castielscongregation:Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.

oekaki-chan: Here have some Jaeger’s back ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

You know what’s awesome? I had a great day at work today :) After yesterday being totally awful…today was great! The boys actually HELPED me, like spent a good dedicated half hour showing me things they should have shown me over a month

Sidenote: I have to lash out this evening because Dean was APPALLINGLY rude to me today. I ranted and sobbed to my mom for about 45 minutes after work. I cannot share here because I would be ranting again, for over an hour I am positive, telling the whole

I am going to look so hot tomorrowI booked appointments at both Regis and Sephora so I am going to look amazing when I get to work. Neil will not know what hit him.This would have been our date night, so I hope this makes him see what he is missing out

Why am I so ADD with my hobbiesI spent an hour imagining dance and flag choreography in my head that I could never actually transcribe let alone have the skill to performLast time I did that was 2012I was a writer in 2012, then not again until 2014, then

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