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misandry-mermaid: Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
I am so nervous about tomorrow omg I’m a child and I’m supposed to be teaching children and I definitely don’t have enough decorations frick. my mentor is going to take one look at me and go “wait you got hired?”
I want to know so much more about Erina raising Joseph I just get really emotional thinking about it idk idk. I know it’s for selfish reasons, because my grandmother was one of my primary caregivers, but wow I have like. So much feeling for that
gayghcst: If I have one complaint about Hamilton, it’s that his relationship with Laurens was erased. I would have loved to hear a song about them, or have a scene that shows how their relationship was. Still an amazing play (that I wish I could see,
amajikies: bright-eyes-eren: mmmmm question for y’all: do you have any advice to give for writers trying to apply for zines? i’ve seen plenty of artist tips, but only one post about writers agdkrbmhllrn a few things that have greatly been appreciated
I have descended into the Kylo Ren trash realm and I am never coming out
applegrass: doctorandroseinatardis: The Proper Reunion by LaurytheLatrator This is how it should be. Damn that Dalek! #THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTS OF ALL TIME#RTD WOULD THIS HAVE KILLED YOU#YOI COULD HAVE HAD THE DALEK SHOOT HIM AFTER!#AND
the-geek-cornucopia: lediableaquatre: fearnotthepen: I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews. Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from
lediableaquatre: fearnotthepen: I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews. Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard
jensenackleslikesboyshorts: skidar: godtie: DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR?? IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME? DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR? DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
ifreakinlovebooks: lediableaquatre: fearnotthepen: I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews. Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from
fearnotthepen: I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews. Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a
emmaswon: we all have that one mutual follow we have a slight crush on
incaseart: Eh, have one more. I should really start thinking about eventually beginning the work on the early stages of the script for the next chapter of Alfie. But I am having too much fun doing these fast pictures so that’s going to have to wait.
angelophile: TEA One or two Americans have asked me why the English like tea so much, which never seems to them to be a very good drink. To understand, you have to make it properly. There is a very simple principle to the making of tea, and it’s this—to
dumbledorably: what i still think of as “the tumblr experience” despite most of it having been obsolete for years now: the mishapocalypse (or, why i still have ‘misha’ entered in tumblr savior) “i have lost the ability to can” jokes abt
sabba404: them: omg you have edibles can i have one??me: yeah but just have a small bit and no more otherwise you’ll diethem: yeah yeah sure *has a whole thing and more*them 20 mins later: me:
yesiamyourgoddess: furnsteel: yesiamyourgoddess: So VERY true! Love this … It’s cool how we share a sense of humour… Well we have to share mine, you don’t have one 😋😂😂😂 yesiamyourgoddess WhatEVE furnsteel. UMMMM…Have you seen
lediableaquatre:fearnotthepen:I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks
Anyone who follows my personal blog > kynky is guaranteed a follow back. Unless; You have no life and just reblog all day long, My dash is crazy enough as it is. You have autoplay on your theme. You only have ONE interest. You unfollow….
foxboros: please do not tell me to look up anything when i get home i have the attention span of a walnut walnuts do not have attention spans
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”
erynn-lafae: Love is like college. You can have one major. You can have two majors. You can have a major and two minors. There are all sorts of combinations allowed and none are “better” than the other, it just depends on what you want.
bill-holmes: when you have an otp that practically no one ships and you have to really lower your fanfic standards
fire-typed HHAHAAHA *laughing slowly turning into sobbing*yo do you want me to gift u a random digital gameif you want, you don’t have to I think i have one more survey coming up what game do you have in mind
tennants-hair: pros of having unnaturally colored hair no more bad hair days you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway small children being completely fascinated and asking
Fun fact: I have absolutely 0 fashion sense but I hide it by wearing pop/Internet/weeb culture shirts.One of the new peeps at work told me that I have cool shirts.Mission successed.
kaelenar: I understand and respect everyone’s right to have their own opinion, but just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to blow someone’s inbox up telling them what you think. Don’t like a story or a plot line? Don’t read it.
myrrdesketchbook: Awwwyiss.It is time for this stuff again, simply because I realized I have that sort of amount of followers which is both A LOT and looked silly! Yess, perfectly valid reason to have art giveaway!I’ve heard this kinda things have
jesusfuckingchristharold: “It’s Not That I’m Happy You Have Bad Eyesight, It’s Just That I Am Really Happy You Have Bad Eyesight.” aka *this is very zayn and louis heavy so if you have feels, open with caution Read More
As if having a baby isn’t hard enough, having one during a pandemic and being estranged from family is even harder. I didn’t prepare enough, I’m second guessing myself with every tiny thing, and I don’t have anyone’s help
ashandj: sebastian46: lovemypussy23: Babe fucking me with the Basalisk Sheathe from bad dragon, this thing will loosen you up! its fucking thick. Definitely have to try THIS Omg! We have one and I’ll have to say it feels fucking amazing!!- Ashley
kelvinjcco: somethingsfallingfromthesky: sofapizza: Innovative fridge designed by Stefan Buchberger allows each roommate/co-worker/family member to have their own refrigerator space. I would LOVE to have one of these, but what happens when you have
guttedcorpse: I want to have a bonfire with a glass of iced tea in my hand, hanging out with a bunch of friends that I always can have the strangest yet funniest conversations with. I want to have one of those nights where everything is just perfect.
yoncevevo: tokomon: at least i have one thing beyonce does not have. a high school diploma. you also don’t have the privilege of being valued at 逤 million while you sittin at home making 2 note text posts to your 14 followers she’s out in france
wicked-heartt: trpsix: quartz-cunt-deactivated20181206: You can either cum or have my kisses. I want to cum and have your kisses. Mm mm, you can only have one. I want your kisses. Good girl. Dawwww.
wishingtheworldaway: What I find to be smart is to have a condom on hand that way guys (or girls) can’t say “Oh.. I don’t have one on me so… we should just have sex anyway”
I feel like everyone's getting tumblrs now just to say that they have one. But they have no idea what tumblr's about. This isn't facebook, twitter, or myspace to see how many people you can get to follow you - tumblr's about having a place to express
grover3: blackrulephotoblog: These three house slaves were caught sitting down resting when they should have been working. Looks like they won’t be sitting down for a while. It would be hot enough to have one slave in this condition but to have
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
micdotcom: Uterus transplants could let trans women have children An Ohio clinic recently made history when it began screening women for a groundbreaking medical procedure: transplanting a uterus into a woman who doesn’t have one. The transplants have
her-master: Every part of you is Mine, little one. I will take you in the most intimate ways… in ways your little mind has not even imagined. Your body will have no secrets from Me. You will have no secrets from Me… because you are Mine.
asian: asian: I watched the Shia labeouf’s motivational video last night and felt really inspired. So I went out and bought a Costco bear that I’ve always wanted Don’t let dreams be dreams. Update: I no longer have a bed but I have a sweet ass
I would like to open a door shop called “More Door”. I would like to have a long hallway in the back of my door shop with an interesting door like this every 2 meters or so with a number on it. The first door would have a sign over it that
natonefan: natonefan: bnekkid83: Nudists’Bill Of Rights(AANR,2011) 1.Nudists have the right to hold their values and beliefs. 2.Nudists have the right to petition and be heard by their governments. 3.Nudists have the right to responsibly nudity
sixthgunforlife: the-devils-beast: nicodoublele: when you have so many ideas, but no talent When you have so much talent, but no ideas When you have no ideas and no talent.
chibird: Love doesn’t always have to be about a significant other. Whether or not you have one, I hope you have a lovely February. <3
kitty-princessx: kittywithissues: kitty-princessx: I want a panda stuffie 😭😭😭 I have five… You can have one @kittywithissues OMG😭😭😭😭💖💓 I have lots! I’d share too 💕
