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advice-animal: Cops Just Want To Have Funhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: I guess there is a silver lining to everythinghttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ The only problem I have with this is… that that wouldnt stop you from smoking??? lol Otherwise its funny. ^_^
advice-animal: A gay friend of mine has the maturity to understand this.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ FUCKIN’ THIS. Jesus. This annoys me when people get upset. CONTEXT matters. You cant just steal a fucking word and have it mean ONLY
advice-animal: Girl costumes for Halloween…http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ lol I have never seen a sexy girl child costume sold in a store in my life… wtf….
advice-animal: If I Find An Answer, I Would Never Have To Work Againhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Firefox Have Ran Into A Problem With Windowshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Bird Scarer, You Have One Jobhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Have You Tried Turning It On And Off?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Joe Barton, Texas Representative Since 1985http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Bill Nye is just like… “I have a sick feeling you’re serious… and I am entirely unprepared for this level of stupidity… please
advice-animal: I will not have that.advice-animal.tumblr.com
advice-animal: Some Companies Have No Respecthttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: We Have A Hero Right Herehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: When Your Fabulousness Puts Your Girlfriend To Shamehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Um… it doesn’t… it WOULD have… if he’d shaved his legs.
advice-animal: Ever have trouble falling asleep?advice-animal.tumblr.com
advice-animal:I Have Found My Careerhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal:San Andreas Movie Poster, action-adventure disaster film starring Dwayne Johnsonhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Except for people throwing it in the trash… >_> Or if you dont have a baby… its gonna be obvious…
advice-animal: She is going to drink it with her boyfriend anywayhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ lol I have this rule. I dont do anything for women who ask for it. Date? “You’re paying for everything right?” and even if that was my intention
advice-animal: Video Games Have Taught Me Wellhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Just how much did I have to drink last night?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Priorities.advice-animal.tumblr.com …. oh come on you have to be fucking kidding me… this isn’t real…
advice-animal: As An American, I Have To Agree.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ lol I was gonna say but someone already did…
advice-animal: You Have A Donkey Smilehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Choose Wisely advice-animal.tumblr.com Honestly… women are so hit or miss on so many levels… that I totally agree with this. Stay home, entertain myself, have a gasm or two. Aint nothing fuckin’ wrong with that.
advice-animal: After having to help 10 freshman this morning.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ How the fuck do you not know how to do laundry by the time college comes around….?????
advice-animal: Having a bad day?advice-animal.tumblr.com
advice-animal: People have been eating gluten for thousands of years. All you are doing is being a pain in the ass.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
advice-animal: Why Do I Have To Read It?http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
highschoolering: disclaimer: i am not a doctor, physician, or any kind of mental health expert- these are simply just a bunch up tips + facts that i have compiled into one post :)why is sleep important?sleep is important to your mental health, physical
hot boys we have problems too
marimopet: he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do
groovian-whovian: spinningrims: i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have
girlsuggestion: the gag is, is that you don’t actually ever have to be in a relationship with anyone if you don’t want to!! like i kno the media really pushes the ‘girl in love’ trope and everyone else is obsessed with it but like, you’re a
chessys: its weird how u can fill ur blog w images of these luxurious lifestyles and beautiful people and have people associate u with that when really u havent showered in three days and wear the same sweatshirt everyday
indigochildblackjaguar: You have three eyes, two to look, one to see.
If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.
alwaysmeek: You know you’re fucking with the right person when you don’t have to do anything to keep them interested other than just being yourself.
crime-she-typed: jenniferrpovey: remisstoreality: seagodofmagic: lmaodies: gizkasparadise: randomlyimagine: werewolfau: abbiehollowdays: dynastylnoire: lavendersucculents: When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions
yasgawd:i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me
purplebuddhaproject: “Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.” — Les Brown (via purplebuddhaquotes)
cwote:Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling, but start. Start and don’t stop. Start where you are with what you have… just start.
prettypositivity:start now. start where you are. start with fear. start with pain. start with doubt. start with what you have. start and don’t stop. you can do it
sunflorally: cut off people that are toxic to you. it doesn’t matter if they realize they are or not; if they aren’t primarily making a positive impact on your life, you don’t have to let them stick around for the sake of being nice.
purplebuddhaproject: “People will love you, people will hate you, and none of it will have anything to do with you.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND
Some boys just stare. Well, boys stare anyway.Then there’s the fanboys who recognize the character. Cool.But the ones I’m hunting for have a different look when they seem me. I mouth the word “chastity” at them, and…Well, would you dare
To be the best possible girlfriend, you really can’t care if he cums.He is not his orgasms.Men have two minds. If you can reject the supposed “needs” of the greedy one, you can find and free the better one.Chastity works.
Sex is great. Really. It’s…fine.But have you ever had a guy BEG you to unlock his tight chastity cage and refused?
If you’ve discovered his fetish by hearing it from him or have read these captions he collects or whatever, fear not. It’s not actually that wild and crazy. Chastity is just a wonderful way to get him to be more romantic…and enforce
Once you’ve been caged, you do have a choice. Obey fast!See, they train more recruits every day. So good pets…If the one on the right owns you, you’ll probably manage to cum. By accident or out of sympathy.But they learn fast, so enjoy
The right outfit and you can find them from how they stare. From how they come once you give a nod of permission. Yes, obedient subby boy, approach.What to say is simple. I give them a choice: follow me and be caged or never have this chance again. Always
I like flowers & chocolate as much as the next girl, but…Have you ever pegged a man while he’s locked in chastity?
Being a key holder means never having to apologize for your cruel, perverse, twisted sexual ideas.It means acting on them. And making him like it.
Recipe for a Mind-Blowing Orgasm- chastity cage- strap-on- still-new-to-it boy to cage1. Lock boy in cage for over a month & let simmer.2. Place strap-on over cage.3. Have boy fuck you with strap-on.4. When you get close, tell him to cum for you.5.
Was out clubbing with my BFF & as usual there’s some fine boys hanging around, & it’s always tough to choose. But then I saw this one watching who winked at me.I have this feeling about him & walk over. He’s like, “You
I can’t believe it, but it’s true. I can finally explore how hot I can look, dress outrageous as I’ve always wanted to. Now that I have a rep for caging cat callers, I’m free to be me.If boys want all women to dress sexy, they
Whatever problem you’re having with him, chastity is the answer.
uhrair: @artists!!! it is totally okay to make bad art! it’s perfectly fine to dislike something you’ve made… like. as long as you’re having fun when you’re drawing it, just go for it. be proud that you made something at all! it’s okay to
Hi Jack! So, I’ve been meaning to make a submission for the 250 follower thing, but I couldn’t come up with anything that sounded right. I was writing a short story but I realized it was too long (and I don’t have it finished anyway :P) Is it too
I’m a month and a half into new birth control and I have been spotting for like 8/9 days in a row now and just stopped bleeding today. But it’s fine because I start my period next week! Hooray for losing way too much blood and also being vegetarian.
