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teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
akiraluv80: thewarrantycaptain: teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late. Ummm yes like every
lackofprivacy: I don’t know what turns me on the most. The way he is standing, his pants half open, the grip on the belt, the veins on his arms… is all so… unf…
tattrx: Thanks to @npr for giving national press to this issue.Click here for their full article. Good news: Tattooers are standing up to show that melanin does not “take away half your skill sets,” proving that if something can’t be done then
teawithaview:Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
the-bully: One afternoon my boss told me to meet him at some real-estate for business, I found a note there to stand outside by the window, I hate my boss like nobody else but I’m afraid of him he can be very insulting and hurtful.Half an hour later
bunney: im convinced forever 21 is in some other dimension where time stands still like ill wander around that place for what feels like hours wondering if i already looked at that coat??? i watched a girl try on a hat for half an hour
ruinedchildhood: anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow
blacktelephone: So, this is what I did in my room earlier. Two and a half hours standing up on the bed all twisted, but the back ache is completely worth it. Quote by George R.R. Martin.
thesirenssingyoursongs: Jaime and Vic for an interview in which they had to stand on a piece of paper, and for each question they answered incorrectly they had to fold the paper in half. (x)
nabooqueen: A beautiful young girl (about sixteen years old) stands in front of Artoo. Surreal and out of place, dreamlike and half hidden in the smoke, she finishes adjusting something on Artoo’s computer
beatlesmut: Imagine being that chick from the ‘Help!’ movie. Like you’re a model and you show up on set and the director is like, “Okay, not only do you get to meet the Beatles but you’re going to be standing there half naked while Paul McCartney
questionsandacts: Stand naked in front of an elevator, with only a towel, and don’t cover up until after the door is at least half open.
averypedestriansnail: This stuff covered half of a standing dead tree. Moist and rubbery to the touch. Bizarre. I wish I had a better camera for opportunities like these. Taken with macro lens….details aren’t so obvious with the naked eye.
stewcharm: ”If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, ‘What an actress! What a faker!’ That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t
xspanked-masters-petx: Just for fun, sometimes I make my pet do a hand stand half naked in the hallway before I let her into our hotel room…
griffinilla: freakxwannaxbe: I’m a big fan of Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome, and if I wasn’t half-asleep, I would have shared this video when I first watched it yesterday, because it’s god damn important and we need to stand with the content
femaleledworld: The “Turn your man into your toilet” adult education class was overbooked! Half the women had to stand! It was an open bar buffet as well, so when it came time to practice what they learned in the class, each woman had a full bladder!
stephythompson: fortheloveofasub: “Kneel on the chair, hands against the wall,” I whisper horsely in your ear as you stand half naked, back to me, staring dutifully straight ahead. My fingers play through your hair and across your shoulders
makeme-sweat: I feel like this with you sometimes, like I can’t even stand to wait the half second it takes to get undressed… Wild Out Wednesday
snrsgrz: ghanaian-and-a-half: yowheresthebathroom: fuckyeahtheiza: bluesey: Here is a Georgia State Trooper in riot gear at a KKK protest in a north Georgia city back in the 80s. The Trooper is black. Standing in front of him and touching his shield
just-shower-thoughts:Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
sadnradx: circletines: What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard My literal reaction
supercakedirection: ok story time one time in 9th grade biology, we were being separated into groups by birth month. half of the class was born in september (including me), and so when we were standing as a group of about 15 compared to the other groups
afterburner16 replied to your post: uh so i sort of half-jokingly asked forever if… I could probably help out if the offer still stands. still no apron so yes
tommyhowells: I don’t know. It’s just… I can’t stand to hear y’all fight. Sometimes… I just have to get out or… it’s like I’m the middleman in a tug o’war and I’m being split in half. You dig?
Cradle of Filth - Gabrielle.This song is great as a whole, but what really stands out to me is one particular guitar segment… starting at 3:17 and lasting about half a minute, only on the left channel (while being opposed by a contrasting higher
clickthelock: I’m going to upstairs with him now during the party, I’ll probably be gone for a least half an hour. You’re not to leave this spot, just stand right there so everyone can see you. Oh also, I’ve told Sarah that you’re locked
assistantchristina: for high school graduation, Christa is elected validictorian. Half way through her speech, she breaks down and starts crying, but is rewarded a standing ovation afterwards because everyone is just so moved, and even though she keeps
circletines: What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
