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houseofalexzander: Lustrous. A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?” I responded,
lesbipoet13: adeathwaltz: Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the
dadnotdaddy: *over a grocery store PA* will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me
suditalia: grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song* my poor mother: please dont me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
At the groceries store
songofages: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH
mrs-transmuter: It’s so gross and hypocritical to frame food waste as a personal failing. Like, people are dying of hunger because someone forgot some leftovers at the back of their fridge and ended up throwing them away. Major chain grocery stores
pardonmewhileipanic: horsemuttsandtats: pardonmewhileipanic: how does loblaws, the fucking grocery store that consistently has live music, and a section of fancy baked goods including macarons, NEVER have romaine lettuce in stock?!!?!?! this is the
coolfriendlyguy: coolfriendlyguy: to be honest this szechuan sauce ordeal is funnier than dashcon i went to the grocery store near my house today & they had jars of szechuan sauce for like Ŭ so that makes it even funnier
thehistorynut19: maariamph: I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed @lesbloggings
lovemoneybooty: when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
pwcsponson: New comic! Fashionable is a short comic about a bratty woman being harassed at the grocery store for being indecent. Which she isn’t, until she is. It’s Pay-What-You-Want, right here! http://www.sponsoncomics.com/#!fashionable/c1764
chocodi: In the small, coastal town of Consollation there are two stoplights, a single grocery store and the potential answer to the secret of immortality. Of Mice and Mustard is a story about uncovering this secret, fighting mysterious forces of evil
nullbula: ignorntatheist: If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple
There are no Braum’s restaurants where I am moving. This is terrible and a crime. Where else am I going to go to get burgers and fries and shakes and sundaes and ice cream scoops and a miniature grocery store all in one trip.
004mog: There are no Braum’s restaurants where I am moving. This is terrible and a crime. Where else am I going to go to get burgers and fries and shakes and sundaes and ice cream scoops and a miniature grocery store all in one trip. I mean just look
st1ngerm4n: laughterkey: jpssampson: thatnanda: thatnanda: Our grocery store has giant robots now. As you can see, they put giant googley eyes on them to make them more endearing and less menacing. Except they’re on the side of the robot’s “head,”
piperpancakes:piperpancakes:piperpancakes:piperpancakes:Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually
ryebreadgf:microdosing on living by going to the grocery store
nostalgia-is-a-bitch-ah:to the woman who just yelled “WHAT THE F***” in the middle of a grocery store because she saw me standing up from my wheelchair to grab a bottle of soy sauce in the top shelf:just a reminder: people use wheelchairs
sensualsolace:A fun trip to the grocery store
peepantsx: Wetting pants at grocery store. Hope you like it.
patriarchyissupreme: sassyandfrisky: I don’t know why he dresses me up just to go to the grocery store…. For the male gaze, of course.
coloradowet: wetscarlet511: Wet Scarlet I can’t believe I lost this much control of my bladder that I soaked in front of all those people before even getting to the doors of the grocery store!!! 😳😳😳 Support the artist!
nicenpetite: gir66af:grocery store dare
empoliam: i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done
mydadisindianajones: Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store? Me:
succubarbie:cry over dumb shit. cry in public. who cares if people think the grocery store being out of barbecue chips is a stupid reason for crying? full on weep on aisle 6 bitch let it all out
softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re super desperate. 3. Make
stevita:0nigum0 replied to your photo “Every week on the way home from therapy I stop at the grocery store…”I love cream soda, but I’ve never had red cream sodaReally? You’ve never had Big Red? It’s delicious. This is just the off brand kind
joshthebullpup: Now available at your local grocery store!
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reverse-carrot-motif: heart: sometimes i wonder if in a previous time, you’ve ever passed by someone you’re close to now. like what if your best friend now, you passed by them at a grocery store when you were 5 and didn’t know. or like you passed
powerburial: kingdomheartsddd: Me acting casual when you walk into the grocery store and realize youre way too high
angelsocialist: genehiss: depression apathy is - walking past your favorite snacks at the grocery store and not having the energy to even want them - listening to your favorite songs and feeling nothing - only being able to muster half a smile when
I lost my mind at the grocery store…And now I have like 12 pounds of candy and fudge…I have no impulse control
0nigum0: I lost my mind at the grocery store…And now I have like 12 pounds of candy and fudge…I have no impulse control Halp. I can’t stop eating the leftover candy
genehiss: depression apathy is - walking past your favorite snacks at the grocery store and not having the energy to even want them - listening to your favorite songs and feeling nothing - only being able to muster half a smile when your lover finishes
lizzies-looks: Some lady made fun of my outfit as I was walking into the grocery store. I think it’s fabulous 💁 The t-shirt dress is from ASOS curve, the belt is from there as well. Shoes are my adidas baselines 😍
theconcealedweapon: jchance4d4: The last part, especially. Why do so many people have to interfere with really harmless aspects of how other people live? Who the hell goes to the grocery store to socialize?
rojo-todd: theartoftransliness: desupool: if u wear a binder and still have some boob remember chris evans still has more boob no worries This is somewhat reassuring At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The
anoriginaljustinusername: Oh, he’s a frozen treat with an all new taste Cause he came to this planet from outer space A refugee of an interstellar war But now he’s at your local grocery store Cookie Cat He’s a pet for your tummy Cookie Cat He’s
ginger-ale-official: updogonline: ginger-ale-official: updogonline: me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine
bumblebeebats: Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked
spaffy-jimble: pipcomix: Late capitalist predictions 1. That fucking Amazon grocery store in fucking .. Seattle or whatever that doesn’t take real dollars is going to start implementing a thing where the doors won’t let you out unless you have a
nardacci: runfromthetrees: purplejester: anoriginaljustinusername: Oh, he’s a frozen treat with an all new taste Cause he came to this planet from outer space A refugee of an interstellar war But now he’s at your local grocery store Cookie Cat
leviaathan: Ideal future home:Ranch style, guest house, secluded but less than half an hour from a grocery store, secret pathway that leads to the space above a cathedral choir where I can hear them sing vespers and lament
pipcomix: aretalogue: I park near an abandoned grocery store sometimes and a week or so ago this appeared there. Oh, no thank you
thatonezombiecosplayer: Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut* Cake department:
cuteless: date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with
furbearingbrick: st1ngerm4n: laughterkey: jpssampson: thatnanda: thatnanda: Our grocery store has giant robots now. As you can see, they put giant googley eyes on them to make them more endearing and less menacing. Except they’re on the side
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:Sensory overload feels like content aware scaling Me at the grocery store
gaintirade: It’s your duty to encouragers and grocery stores the world over.
prodepressant:i’d like to add that i currently work in the vitamins/supplements part of a grocery store and the types of people panicking vs. not panicking about COVID-19 are exactly who you think they’d be. moms who would never vaccinate their kids
