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scarecrowqueen:torpidgilliver:didednieas:the-greentext-guy:here’s a transcript:>walking home from a party late one evening>several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing>try to walk faster, to no avail,
wisgi:the-greentext-guy:
mageknight14: presidentialpostings: garagemovie: browsedankmemes: Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA
konigstigerr: foreskin-salesman: deploytheloliguns: rifleweeb: smol-irish-fightwife: skyofscreens: topographicocean: albierio: steven-universe-official: Overwatch AU where everything’s exactly the same except all the characters greentext their
sovietsofficial: mettic: pyronoid-d: i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti” wrong ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
silver-tongues-blog: youkaiofdusk: comicstore: >be me>2018>i can finally greentext on tumblr >#00cf35 >not #789922 >tfw
shittylifeprotips: SLPT How to look like a pro [X-post from r/greentext]
the-greentext-guy:
sociialism:the-greentext-guy:
daggerfelt:Here have my two favorite greentexts of all time
takashi0: anaisnein: shieldfoss: pochowek: doom-exe: iamoutofideas: doom-exe: i dont get the hate with greentexting outside of 4chan it can take a statement like “wow its really pathetic that you dont own an avocado tree” and simplifies
punkrorschach:jollityfarm:xadnem: weirdsexpervert: sovietsofficial: mettic: pyronoid-d: i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti” wrong ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
yehudah:yehudah:my favorite greentext is white woman spottedme
doom-exe: i dont get the hate with greentexting outside of 4chan it can take a statement like “wow its really pathetic that you dont own an avocado tree” and simplifies it to
notquiteapex:shonensupreme:shonensupreme:Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one personally im a big fan of the wires one
scope-dogg:nordicgamerthings-deactivated20:the-greentext-guy:There are two categories of people in this worldAppropriate that this post descends into the darkness of hell at the end
wisgi: the-greentext-guy:
shonensupreme: shonensupreme: Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
scope-dogg:Shout out to what I think is an all-time underrated greentext
shonensupreme:shonensupreme: Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one
cavehome: maeborowski: strawberrymedley: maeborowski: its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post which post? Most difficult set of choices ever to face humanity
kaijuno:lottiematthewsgirl:kaijuno:Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the
maeborowski: strawberrymedley: maeborowski: its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post which post?
youkaiofdusk: comicstore: >be me>2018>i can finally greentext on tumblr >#00cf35 >not #789922
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