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yakuza-trash: I AM SO SORRY THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY ASKS FOR LIKE… 2 weeks??? anyways I finally got around to finishing it whatever… sketches are my things… somehow this reminds me of submink for whatever reasons…
stabla: i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. she got the first face lift ever in new zealand she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
fuckyeah-nerdery: vaterorlag: bamonbrigade1: silvermoon424: togifs: Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO She sitting there like “my life has
condorn: yeah ur secrets safe with me I wasn’t listening in the first place
teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
ecstasysmom: Hearing a new song from your favorite band for the first time
fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
jaywalking-abbey-road: sillylovesongs: Paul and Linda’s reaction to Linda getting called “Mrs. McCartney” for the first time TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
officialannakendrick: when you feel the first cramp
insta-gramcracker: my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much
fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
owl-apologies: Happy Birthday to the first Nirvana album, Bleach, which turned 25 years old today.
narcotic: officialpuppy: daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
thepowerofgrunge: I’ve seen pictures from this photoshoot MILLIONS OF TIMES, but this is the first time I notice that LAYNE IS WEARING A FUCKING PEARL JAM SHIRT. This makes me really happy for some reason.
bjokr: introducing myself in the first day of school
annemarina: listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along
larrycumstain: *listens to arctic monkeys for the first time* *5 minutes later*
lovingfoss666: the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
mexicanest: reading the first question on a test
phineas4cobain: hopefully, THIS doesn’t apply to THIS blog…..LOL hopefully mostly the FIRST thing.
kanyes-wife: i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: zerrie: Mom i can’t go to school tmrw it’s a holiday this is the first time I’ve seen her last name
communistbakery: i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6
caseyanthonyofficial: evarren: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. This is
fucktheflagandfuckyou: So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere
Playing a new game for the first time
running-away-into-john: This jag was the first guitar he bought after all John’s instruments perished in a house fire.
lukeaesthetic: when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo
icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. NO I’M STILL STUCK
firehouselight: parnela-lansbury: kenezbian: soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them admittedly, there are a few bugs in
skogssjo: *listens to arctic monkeys for the first time* *5 minutes later*
congenitaldisease: On January 8, 1991, Jeremy Delle, a 15-year-old sophomore who had recently transferred to the school, killed himself with a .357 Magnum in front of his second-period English class. He was described by schoolmates as “acting sad”.
sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp: getting your period for the first time
chublacka: dickscratch: literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place Indeed.
stunningpicture: The first hijab wearing news anchor on American television.
nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke
dickscratch: literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
consolecadet: stunningpicture: The first hijab wearing news anchor on American television. Her name is Noor Tagouri.
a-goddessofmischief: parnela-lansbury: kenezbian: soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them admittedly, there are a few bugs
ringasunn: My friend has two pigs, and this one just experienced ice for the first time yesterday!
theboywholived107: 7th January 2015 The first week of this year
brovanguard: rlmjob: okay but this one is all too real the first infomercial ad that makes sense
teylurs: when you hear the first few notes of a taylor swift song playing from a distance
intlsugarbaby: homosexualstereotypes: aleaula: tahitea: ohmonroe: stability: In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash love this they caused a
lilbijou:feministwomenofcolor: LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions
jennyatsdcc:caseyanthonyofficial:evarren:eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
loony-loopy-lovegood:suckmymichaelconda:I’m not even sure which one I’m more likeThis is the first time I have heard uptown funk
doofuses:literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
sirlightbulb:Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
sixpenceee: When Walter Yeo was horrifically wounded during World War One, he became the first person in history to undergo modern plastic surgery. (Source)
fuchsiaring:prince-kel:Do people just magically start liking coffee or do they go through some 6 months long purification ritual to finally like itu try coffee for the first time and scald off all ur baby tastebuds and then after that ur adult tastebuds
captainharrison: a sick george harrison coughing on ringo starr (from “the first u.s. visit” documentary, 1964)
greenpineaple: harinef:asvpfentz:son… i….a potato flew around my room……………………………… 😂😂😂😂😂 when I saw the first post I thought I’d have to delete her songs
thefoxxinthehat: My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual
stephenswhitetshirt:teylurs:when you hear the first few notes of a taylor swift song playing from a distanceTHE ACCURACY
