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allhailtherenegades: “why should women get to use their periods as an excuse to get out of stuff?” well men use periods as an excuse to invalidate every single negative feeling we ever have, so sorry if i don’t tear up at the unjustice
catsbeaversandducks: Meet Monty: The Adorable Cat With An Unusual Face “A year ago, we adopted little 3-year-old Monty boy from an animal shelter. Monty was born without a nasal bridge (the bone in the nose) which affects him now and then and makes
pearswhy: explaining anxiety is the fucking worst because you feel like an idiot for being bothered by the things that bother you but it’s such an intense fear right at your core so you have to go through all of these other levels of yourself to try
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
jakeenglish: eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrates
imnotjailbait: shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher
fadical: when an artist wants to show you their art or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written it’s quite often an expression of trust because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart little pieces of the
problackgirl: i hate when i accidentally glance at an ugly boy and he starts thinking im giving him the eye or whatever… it was an accident okay? now i gotta turn my music up extra loud and keep my eyes on my phone for the rest of this long bus journey
tentarude: troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
saevitas: be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
rill-a:braydaaan: do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money do you ever just realize you are an adult and have no money
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
slaymegerard:jishthedrummnist:fall out boy isn’t a band. it isn’t an art. its a meme.at least it’s not an idea
quibbs:bigasseyesfullawonder: quibbs: getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion 6:00 am isn’t a place at all thats because it is an emotion
istillloveparamore: kimkardashingthroughtthesnow:this is my favorite vine accountokay hayley this is proof that alf deserves to go on tour / to become an official member of paramore if this dog can play an instrument, so can alf
triptollemus: sixpenceee: An ant seen through an electron microscope. Well this sure is creepy. •__•
thexfiles: My dad is so fake his friend was present @ an exorcism once where an unplugged radio made static noises and then began to play highway to hell by ac/dc and he doesn’t believe
fuckyeahiwanttobelieve:Taken by Billy Meier on March 8, 1975. One of the first UFO photographs to undergo an optical computer analysis. An independent lab confirmed the photograph had not been altered and was considered genuine.
sixpenceee: Anisocoria is a condition characterized by an unequal size of the eyes’ pupils. Affecting 20% of the population, it can be an entirely harmless condition or a symptom of more serious medical problems.
gnarly: turning in an assignment after an all nighter
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
freekumdress: Beyoncé was literally an hour late, with cameras waiting on her and everything, cause she wanted to do an at home photoshoot on her iPhone for Instagram. Fucking goals.
sexyyuglyy: what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?
jackpowerx: moon-momma: stfufauxminists: pansymandy: This practically made me cry. How could this ever be okay? [Image: An illustration is labeled as a “partial birth abortion". It shows a person performing an intact dilation and extraction,
worthyourweightinfanfiction: armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME one time there was an unscheduled
It was almost a year ago that my book of poetry got rejected by my first choice publisher. I’ve since been writing more, but it’s mostly haikus and I’m unsure if I’m going to compile my book and send it off again. I don’t
thewatchsnobs: Looking for a high end look at a not so high end price point? I’ve got an answer for you. #Versus is actually the sport line for the one and only #versace brand. Carbon fiber inlays on the side give this leather banded piece an interesting
selinaminx: When you haven’t got an ashtray, a slaves mouth is always an excellent substitute … - SelinaMinx
Getting groceries tomorrow Got an idea for an amazing shake/smoothie
mrdarkskin: I just realised that he is an Arab descent but stays in Mexico. That explained why he got an uncut dick. Extra skin anyone?
cyrail: sunshine-misanthropy: madmothmiko: Jee-Hyung Lee I like how the last one looks like she’s dying from a wound to an unarmored area that really should have been armored. Cyrail: Inspiring artworks that make your day better Got an artwork
loish: manga-style art (i know this is a contested term, but i’ll risk generalizing for now) used to be one of my biggest influences when i was first starting out as an artist. today i suddenly got an impulse to see how i would approach the style with
just spent the morning writing. i’m not done, but i posted an excerpt on my main blog here. i think the majority will go on my side blog though because it goes into ton of stuff i’m not ready to be open with, but i think i finally got an
mswyrr: Some of the Amazons, like Kroes, auditioned, while the filmmakers plucked others from the athletic world — Brooke Ence, an American Crossfit champion, and Madeleine Vall Beijner, a Swedish professional fighter, among them. “I got an e-mail
diaryofapussyboy: Becoming a Pussyboy, Step #1: Train that pussy. You want to be a better pussyboy? Here’s your first step: get some toys. Everyone’s got an asshole. Training it to be a boypussy takes a little work. Here’s what you’ll need: An
pocketpadfoot:I like to think that when Hermione’s parents got an owl in her second year about her making a Polyjuice Potion they weren’t even upset, just proud their daughter had “made an illegal cat potion with her friends” and hung the letter
nightnewspecial: nasty-boyz: menbeingbeautiful: When his scholarship fell through, 18 year old freshman virgin Palmer got fingered and fucked on camera to pay for college. This is an old favorite of mine! higher education…much higher
i-o-u-an-assbutt: zainclaw: So there’s this guy across the street who’s got an Impala. He doesn’t drive it anywhere yet though, he just kinda works on it in his garage. This morning I woke up to him running the engine and I fangirled so hard because
hentai-ass: loish: manga-style art (i know this is a contested term, but i’ll risk generalizing for now) used to be one of my biggest influences when i was first starting out as an artist. today i suddenly got an impulse to see how i would approach
iopele: crescentmoondemon: So I did an egg hunt at my place of work this morning. I don’t mean like I hid a couple dozen eggs and people rolled their eyes like “hey isn’t this a bit childish?” I mean I got an entire staff of some 30 surgery,
redscharlach: thingsthatcannotsaveyou: AN OVERWHELMING SURPLUS OF DIGGITY CANNOT SAVE YOU I’ve got an unexpected stockpile of diggity over here if anyone needs it.
yourplayersaidwhat: (For context, our party was in an enclave of druid stoners)Rogue: I need a distraction. Paladin (never had weed in her life): Oh I got an idea…Paladin: HELP IVE EATEN A BLUNT
pseudomantis:Just saw an earwig and it growled at me and I got scared Assert dominance, growl back
oopsabird:the reason you were able to read more and do more activities in a day when you were a kid than you do as an adult isn’t because you got stupider, it’s because as a child you generally had your base needs taken care of and your schedule provided
micdotcom: Barbie just got an awesome body-positive makeover For more than 50 years, Barbie has been an icon of fashion and beauty — and body type. Now, Mattel is doing something to forever change what Barbie can actually look like. It’s introducing
earl-f-s: I got an interview for an internship today. Wish me luck
shouldnt: I submitted an assignment at 11:58 and got an email from my teacher saying “clutch”
greatfone: cdjayne: stretchthoseholes: Which one do you want to be? A B C D E or F: All of the Above (Hint: Choose F, you’re ass will thank you) F for fucked B for an hour or two then we can move to F I got an F on this test.
sweetavenuebakeshop: We got an order for an awesome Green Day themed birthday cake! The customer wanted it to look like their newest album, ¡Uno! This might be my favorite cake yet!
woodmeat: smashervass: smarty—pants: He got an amazing father and an awesome life “cmon wit da throttle lil nigga u burnin my asics up”
onthekneesnow: I stroked your cock slowly, nowhere near enough to give you an orgasm that way. Then I stopped stroking you and fucked you harder and deeper. I fucked you until you got an orgasms from anal stimulation. You sex life will never be the same
antisociallysplendid: zainclaw: i-o-u-an-assbutt: zainclaw: So there’s this guy across the street who’s got an Impala. He doesn’t drive it anywhere yet though, he just kinda works on it in his garage. This morning I woke up to him running the
bansand: bansand: heres a project i made for botany class we had to pick an herb or spice to research but we chose salt instead salt isnt either of those update: we got an F on this project
melonmemes: When the spotify ad got an ad announcing the ad and then an ad thanking you for watching the ad
twofumblingpeople: I got an ask from an anon (which tumblr has since eaten…grrr) asking if I could squirt. Hopefully this answers your question curious anon
fairyneko:got a new durag aaaaaaand yeah.(any pronouns) An angel.
