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just-shower-thoughts: If I have a daughter, I’d name her Lizard and then call her Liz, so then people would think her name was short for Elizabeth and she would have to explain that I called her Lizard.
shitevaultebra: How Genos thinks he looks like: How Saitama sees him:
ghost-anus: Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY
fightshy: send me which part of the cinnamon roll meme you think i am looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll looks
I THINK I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
pancakemilkshake: super-mario-rpg: pdasucks: Reblog if u think the sundae on the left is just as beautiful as the sundae on the right Before I read the caption I thought Guy Furry blended Peaches into ice cream In this world it’s eat or be eaten.
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead
jennilah: Cas addicted to the app Neko Atsume, because i think he’d enjoy it. Lighten up, Dean. Socks is adorable, see? lookit his lil socked feet
ruinedchildhood: OH MY GOD
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: a-hunter-at-221b: brain-patterns: So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter
floredoodler: what if Lapis is Afraid of mirrors bc of what happened to her?;; i have been thinking about this since a while now dont repost this anywhere pls#Long Post #I am not sorry
aouli: “I’m a Crystal Gem!” Her socks make me think of pajamas!
mystery-mangoes: i was thinking about underswap and this mess happened
yunisverse: yunisverse: lots of people have asked me how i think greg met ruby and sapphire BONUS:
prettyboyshyflizzy: awkwardbeatrice: nefertitiq: kaiiwooo: chrissyoriginal: originallyamina: theryanproject: poodlesaurus: demho3zhatinq: psychopapi: cumprise: hennyferlopez: What did she think was gunna happen??? She really dragged her while
isthisafantasea: reblog if you think the girl on the right is just as pretty as the girl on the left
stegosarah: Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
slow-riot: gf: “what are you thinking about?”me: “oh, nothing.”me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other
booty-patrol-on-the-way: After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice
itsraininbritishmen: bammerella: nec-timeo-nec-sperno: thewaxing-mo0n: dontfuckyourproblemsaway: technicallity: theelvenkingsunderthesky: technicallity: honestly, who the fuck do these people think they are? and who the fuck raised them to be
zircontulip: Opal Redesign for my Nightmare Gems AU I´ve been thinking about her design for so long, and I´m quite happy with the end result. Her fighting style is more wild and she´s even less stable than canon Opal, but otherwise they are pretty
grand-inquisitor-of-feels: nakarusprime: greenokapi: yedg: scatmanash: Weed weed gay death gay gay sin tuna…promising! Gay, Gay, Gay, Fortunate Rich, sinful, homo, gay…well then gay, crime, sinful, godly. sounds like a good year.
scarlettorchwick: ecojak: greenhouse-nurse: unicornlordart: I think I might need Tech Support. This is no longer in the scope of tech support. The power of the holy spirit and a really good exorcist is what you need. clean out the dust a bit and
equalistmako: killantro: north carolina has some shit going on I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is
trashastrology: terriblegemini: viviennewynter: fridacashflow: undulydedicated: thatsubiegirl: weloveshortvideos: if this ain’t me This video made me cry Real tears. GIVE THAY BABY A DOG Oh my god my heart melted this is an actual cancer
oh my god
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
captioning-stuff: puertoricanthot: roommate clogs the toilet but it’s all good cuz it’s hilarious Person: Dude why’d you put your wooden shoes in the toilet?Roommate: Why do you think I did it?Person: I dunno, but it’s clogged- *quietly* Oh
racethewind10: shiromouse: i saw a post that was like ‘tumblr has become such a garbage site’ and I don’t think they were around for the bird in the chocolate fountain gif that set off a website-wide war sometime around 2012 I need
drunksuburbancollegegirl: buryyourhands: She haunts me in the best way possible I think about this video all the time
whosplayerthree: Honestly why do writers think they can still get away with the outdated, overdone “GASP, THEY’RE A GIRL?!?!!?!” plot twist/reveal any more when the bar’s already been set so high with
kanyewesticle: kanyewesticle: when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop please stop reblogging this
indigoire: fukuzawayumi-archive: のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful You son of a bitch.
copperforakiss: I don’t think it worked :(
youre-my-boi-micool: listen all i could think of was Lucio and Junkrat in a highschool au
cottontailed: my entire team was booted from the game because of the ddos (i think?) and the enemy team just let me stand on the objective out of pity and kept waving hello at me
pumbloom-initiative: you ever think about lucio just killing it to like mccree’s horrid country music that he plays at the base sometimes, because lucio could probably somehow dance to anything????? because idk just this vine????
simonsjumpers: i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this
mettatontrash: mettatontrash: “some people dont think [unattractive british actor] is hot??? well [image of unattractive british actor] does [image of unattractive british actor] this [image of unattractive british actor] change [image of unattractive
Take a moment to think of just
supadong: “I like your art but I don’t think its worth the price you’re asking for” “I could find an artist who draws better than you for cheaper” “But I’m paying you, that means I get whatever I ask for” “I’ll pay you when I’m
bidoof: gjhgfdfgh: my favorite useless pokemon fact is still i still think this exact situation should be the goal of the big evil plan of a pokemon organized crime group and if they succeed it blows up the entire world
miss-cryptic-swan-johnson: dicaeopolis: aro-ace-amethyst: prearchaic: mariadamsfoster: why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.
halcyonharlot: ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like “i signed into xbox live and i had a message
anarchetypal: i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
moon-boat: I DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO ADD SO I JUST PUT BEER IN AND IT WORKED I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD ACTUALLY WORK HAHAHAHA
nostalgic-iron-man: I think I found something in the Monsters University trailer.
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
spoons-o-e: cheesyfiestafuck: hungry girl in background ruining hipster picture Actually, I think she’s actually making it 130% better.
molly-ren: snarkyhorseshit: snarkyhorseshit: I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing
weaux: she’s thinking about love
snakegay: snakegay: interrogationspecialist: snakegay: snakegay: snakegay: why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage
orriculum: imgoingtofighttheocean: GUYS I THINK I JUST MET A FAKE GAMER GUY ON TINDER I CANT BELIEVE THIS “Have or have bot” Is a Freudian slip. He’s not even a boy, he’s a bot.🤖#Fakeonalllevels
lovlae: this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
femsheparding: “[me3 shepard] started thinking of herself as less than a person, and more as a band-aid to a wound she couldn’t close. she was nearly suicidal— risking her life at every turn in increasingly reckless ways— because all she wanted
benjaminbreeg: bace-jeleren: whowasphoone: banshees: banshees: the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck? its because the
swarnpert: swarnpert: why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow context: a girl came in to buy a lighter [which we have to id for] and she