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supremeporn: “I’ll sweep you off your feet, and make God regret he left an angel behind.”
how-do-you-suck-a-fuck: worship-my-body: Heard you like my booty, enjoy God have mercy
my-sexual-world: OH MY FCUKING GOD
beth-is-god: Just writing a paper. :)
afriiican: communication at its highest level GOD
jaregu1:fuck me
eakiffh: If you’re not swooning over Vex’s new set over at Gods Girls already then you should be doing so RIGHT NOW because holy wow is it amazing.
God bless girls who are into kinky shit
Shitty selfie - gods I need a haircut
Me: Hey let’s actually go to bed before 5AM! Brain: Hahaha nope.
God damn I fucking love twinks
anarcho-yeonghaism: way-gone: floorforever: vesper-volition: ms-demeanor: So can someone please explain to me what in the name of utter fuck is going on with milquetoast emo band AFI? Because their most recent album has some … questionable imagery
chimeracorp: ofgeography: starshipspirk: becausebirds: Penguins: clumsy but adorable. i never wanted this to end oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSOR
bean-of-the-sky: Ruby: *proposes to Sapphire while wearing a cowboy outfit, the wind blowing dramatically as the sun rises*Me: *choking back tears* fucking superb, you funky little lesbian
stickysheepart: people wanted me to throw some color on this so I did some quick colors for ya’ll.
pocket-pixie: Okay, my turn for a heartwarming Homestuck story: So on saturday of CTcon, this little girl came up to me and a couple of other homestucks are hanging out on the second floor. She was interested in our outfits and asked what they were.
me after watching evangelion the holy wood magnum opus of the year in imax surround sound theaters in 3d.
momweed: Is My Anxiety Making My Stomach Sick or is My Sick Stomach Making Me Anxious: A Short Biography
Oh my god; I’m wearing underwear!
These shoes were not made for walking. More like in bed with feet up calling God!
adult–goth: Can’t wait to beat the word of God into @erotic-nonfiction at Impact later ✝️
comic-chick: kickthebuscus: misspjliguori: sophege: misspjliguori: sophege: if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me do you mean people or is there something american called peeps either way *gets the hell away from you* THE FUCK IS
pondwitch:how dos my job expect me to work the register when im JUST a gay little dog wearing a funny hat
hotgirltori: literally no one talk to me about men for the next 2 weeks He sounds like he just needs a fursona tbh
renthony:Someone on social media: Haha, remember the pandemic? Remember quarantine? Wild times, right? Glad that’s over!Me, who lives in a household of disabled & immunocompromised people, in a region that has been a covid hotspot several times,
slyshai: brujahinaskirt: kreolemami: best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.
just-french-me-up:
doujinshi: concept: me watching food network with you at 3 am, wondering who will get chopped next. the dogs are sleeping at our feet and we’re drinking hot apple cider. it’s winter and it’s just cold enough to share a blanket with you.
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
I finally found a theme that meets my requirements (I say, having spent three hours tweaking the code) and actually looks nice. I hated the previous one I was using so much, god.
gethenian: prokopetz: Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation. Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
@god
thebtsgenre: BLACK SWAN — Sinking slowly like in a trance, struggle but it’s all ocean floor. Every moment becomes eternity. Film it now, film it now. Do you hear me, yeah?
I caught a glimpse of God, all shining and bright.vex | 2017
vextape: I caught a glimpse of God, all shining and bright. vex | 2017
god-generals: knifeandlighter: what dis, and is this the only good scene or not? It’s 2014 and people still can’t find a source and still haven’t seen Black Lagoon. This is black lagoon? I’ve only gone so far as reading up to the end
loobeeinthesky: nogutsnoglory: chuck never forgave his father for choosing him Punches me right in the heart.
I went to my grandma’s house to borrow the truck, and just ended up chilling for a minute with Sir William Nelson. Lol He wouldn’t play with his toys so I just layed down with the little cutie pie! God I love animals.
Oh god, I just watched MTVrocks and suddenly on the screen appeared “BLUR - UNDER THE WESTWAY” I’m crying T__________T
Oh godThat’s meAnd I’m SMILINGOh god
weloveyouwinonafinally seen them live, THEY ARE AMAZING GOD i expected them to be good, but not THAT good! thank you very much
alexbelvocal: artenled: cartiercocaine: the music choice is making me support this and I’m sorry MOOD
Wow flashback to when my ex friend made fun of my hand gestures and it made me resort to sitting on my hands when talking to her.
Alright, koreans. You are officially SADISTIC CRUEL BASTARDS. Now I know what drops the Agent Katar. Now I know. My reaction? If people didn’t get it yet - FUCK YOU KRO. IN PRE-RE, YOU MADE ME RUN AFTER HIM IN HOPES OF GETTING A SPECIALTY
Looking to the muscle gods for some gains.
tygaryen: Oh, dear God, it’s only two o'clock.
wethinkwedream: wethinkwedream: ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things. whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
julia-the-fan: But you understand me, you understand my feelings.
severalowls:severalowls:The Utah Monolith “disappearing” strikes me as “the state park service took it down so it wouldn’t become a pilgramage site for people with absolutely no hiking experience or regard for the local ecosystem
ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do
kingjaffejoffer: kissmeslevres: Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this “Fuck this one person in particular” - God
swordprocessor: me establishing personal space
goddessofidiocy: “not everything has to be gay” oh my god what tf are u watching where everything is gay. what is it. tell me
kuipernebula: Gays: Coding demons or demon-esque races as gay is harmful and reinforces steroetypes about gays as sinners and “evil” Also Gays: Big????? With HOrns????? Destroy Me
theotherwesley: Me getting up in the morning like Hittin’ the keyboard like Friends comin’ online like DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
margospiegelmans: #gOD YOU LO v E EAC HT OTHER S OF UCK ING MUCH #hELp mE, #perfectly spelled otp tag, #perfectly spelled character tag
god damn… them broadway hets ….got me messed up,,//
me: hears movie scene playing in living room of two women getting hurt and/or about to be r/apedme: :) me: what the fuck? :)
tomatomagica:rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice
