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“Y'know, I have to be honest, little brother, at first I thought it was going to be weird to go on a fake date with you to get my mind off my ex, but this was actually really nice. In some weird ways, it made me realize the ways he was a jerk to
While other girls go to the mall, go on dates or go to cheer on the local team, my daughter stays at home with me and together we grab some afternoon delight.
I’m noticing a pattern with these discount sales…ME: OK…based on what’s going on at this moment, I think I’ll open up a new sale on “this later date.”LIFE: SO WASSUP MOTHERFUKKAAAAAAAAAAA……!ME:
purple-mantis: I’m noticing a pattern with these discount sales…ME: OK…based on what’s going on at this moment, I think I’ll open up a new sale on “this later date.”LIFE: SO WASSUP MOTHERFUKKAAAAAAAAAAA……!ME: Hmm…guess we’ll open
purple-mantis: I’m noticing a pattern with these discount sales… ME: OK…based on what’s going on at this moment, I think I’ll open up a new sale on “this later date.” LIFE: SO WASSUP MOTHERFUKKAAAAAAAAAAA……! ME: Hmm…guess we’ll open
purple-mantis: purple-mantis: I’m noticing a pattern with these discount sales… ME: OK…based on what’s going on at this moment, I think I’ll open up a new sale on “this later date.” LIFE: SO WASSUP MOTHERFUKKAAAAAAAAAAA……! ME: Hmm…guess
Whenever I’m getting ready to go out on a date, Dad likes to have a turn with me first. He says he’s just marking his territory, but I know he does it because he loves me.
dreamingofmom: My mom never lets me go out on dates with a ballsack full of cum. She doesn’t want me thinking with the wrong head.
boneralmighty: All my friends had dates for the prom. I was going to go with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me at the last minute. I was pretty upset. After speaking with my Mother on the phone, she said to me, MOM: “You know, you’ve been living
Castiel…sometimes…you just…you asked me for fucking money so I thought I should let you borrow some and then your love for me like drops and you tell me to stop being such a push over…Did you want me to be mean. Was that it?
ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao
ana1971: (via TumbleOn) I visited my old college where my sister was currently going and somehow or other she talked me into taking her to the homecoming dance as a date. After the dance she insisted on coming back to my hotel with me. Once we were
whitemanbows2black:My daughter went on her first date with a muslum man. I told her to keep me informed, let me know how it was going. To me, it looks promising for the man.
bustysister: “Y’know, I have to be honest, little brother, at first I thought it was going to be weird to go on a fake date with you to get my mind off my ex, but this was actually really nice. In some weird ways, it made me realize the ways
jamie-needing: natashasyn: I’m feeling naughty. Come in here with me. I hit the button on the text and the message was fired off to @jamie-needing along with the selfie I just took in the changing room mirror. Our date had been going well so far.
thepursuitofmyself: I get so nervous when I go on dates with people I didn’t meet at a kink party.People I meet at kink parties have generally already seen me naked, bleeding, crying, and raw. They’ve seen all of my flaws pulled out on display in
black-operations: secretshelf: black-operations: Someone fund a trip for me to go and hang out with @secretshelf Is this your way of asking me out on a date, Harold? Listen if we’re going for dinner, I’ll get the food, you can get the drinks.
icaptivate: “I want to go out to dinner with you, anywhere you want, on a date. And then I want to go back to your place or my place and I want you to beat me until I bleed.” ~ Anah Crow
lardypoison: a welsh tradition I think needs to come back is guys spending ages carving a spoon with all these designs and shit on it and giving it to the girl he wants to date how cute is that
on 28th january i am travelling to america and canada for 2 months. i have been dating this guy for a couple of months. recently we’ve gotten really close and it has worried me, when i go away and come back home, he won’t want to be with me anymore
sinnersleadtheway:In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:cuddle and never stophold my hand everywhere we goeat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures make blanket forts
mymanlymen: 45rpmrecord-slt:Hot! I dared my dad to take off his clothes and go behind the trailers with a hard on. I followed him hoping he would ask me an easy date afterwards so I could have another turn and dare him to fuck me
strokemypuss: pocitoloco: She’s about to go out on a date…and not with me…we’ll call these the “before” pics. Let’s see if her cunt looks so pretty when he’s finished with it 😉 “Show me your pussy!” 🐱 http://strokemypuss.tumblr.com
baraboobies: id rather have a boyfriend who takes me to shows and haves fun with me at concerts than going out to the movies on a nice romantic date oops
sinnersleadtheway: In order to date me you must be willing to do the following: cuddle and never stop hold my hand everywhere we go eat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures wake me up with kisses make blanket forts
bishopmyles: hervacationh0me: ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao lmaooooooooooooo
sinnersleadtheway:In order to date me you must be willing to do the following: cuddle and never stop hold my hand everywhere we go eat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures wake me up with kisses make blanket forts
have-your-way-with-me: textmesomethingdirty: your-mistr3ss: textmesomethingdirty: On our first date… shit this is turning me on.. imagine going out to dinner and not wearing panties and his hand is sliding up your thigh. getting higher and higher
incestheaven: “My daughter was going on her first date with her high school crush. So as good parents me and my wife decided to teach her how to ride a cock. My wife seemed to enjoy and was overwhelmed with my daughters quick learning skills”
perks-of-being-chelle: ambbitchous: ogchoppa: Female will go on dates with you just because they’re hungry. They don’t even like you. U taking me out cause u wanna fuck. U don’t even like me. 2 sides lmao ^
nikikittenniki: Fuck yes I love all the muscles in my legs and ass…I love showing off my dominant hotwife muscular legs while my cuckold husband takes me shoe shopping for when I go out on dates with my boyfriends..love you baby I’m going to let
greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
mandy-milf-moves: squad-and-ladder: 👄❤🐈Go On a Real Date With Mandy!🐈❤💋Just follow the directions on my TUMBLR PAGE HEADER and Email your entry to squad.and.ladder@gmail.com. You want to see me & hang with us in person?? Smoke
I was supposed to see darfin for a date yesterday but I was too tired and he wasn’t feeling well so it turned into me in a unicorn onesie, cuddled up with him watching the raptors
am very sad because I have to miss a relay thing I do every year and its super important to me for lots of reasons but thats when darfin asked me on our very first date and last years I was with my favourite people all night long and now I cant go this
Date someone who literally begs to go down on you
sinnersleadtheway: In order to date me you must be willing to do the following: cuddle and never stop hold my hand everywhere we go eat gross amounts of food with me go on adventures wake me up with kisses make blanket forts ;)
man i had a fun day with K today. went to north park and confirm his tatts with the artist and also their dog gave me so many kisses, i knew it was going to be a good day from then on. went to eat ramen at tajima and the workers thought we were on a date!
wickedangels:currently thinking about going on a date which ends with him using me in the woods
skimpymoms: dreamingofmom: My mom never lets me go out on dates with a ballsack full of cum. She doesn’t want me thinking with the wrong head. Follow us for more mom & son adventures!
mycuckjournal:Second Date Night with JakeHere’s how my girlfriend’s date with Jake went back on Friday evening, as told to me by her during a video date.My girlfriend got dressed for date night. “I decided to go for a ‘sexy grunge
there was this one guy i used to fuck around with, he’s a gemini (u g h). i always wore dresses or skirts when we’d go on dates because he liked to slip his fingers in me while we rode in the back of an uber to wherever we were going. he said he loved
jordandrobson: tyleroakley: Me, on a date with your dad. i’ve watched this 12 times and i’m still going
kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse tyson is sitting
